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Thread: 🦑 Gordon, The Dried Squid has now become The Lord of Progressive OverBloat 🐙

post 1664111463 07-08-2022, 06:17 PM
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So let me get this straight. You're going to have some people who take the side of a 63-year-old autistic Japanese mentally ill baby gorilla ugly chubby Japanese man with a spreadsheet over me? All right. We'll **** you then and **** you.
post 1664111733 07-08-2022, 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
No one is safe around Gordo
post 1664112323 07-08-2022, 06:39 PM
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Where are all my haters now? F***ing c***s.

I check the forum at the end of the night and see this and it's disgraceful.
post 1664112403 07-08-2022, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Where are all my haters now? F***ing c***s.
Still didn't answer the question.

Are you really 5'2?
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post 1664116153 07-08-2022, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted By donblaximus⏩
LOL is this serious? If thats a fact then hes probably 5'7, 170lbs of fridge.
Well for comparison's sake I'm 5'8" and wear size 10.

Guy's around my height (like 5'7"-5'9") generally wear between size 9 and size 11.

It's a well known fact that foot size correlates to the length of the forearm.

Gordon's forearms don't appear abnormally short to me (though it's been a long time since I looked at a pic of him).

It isn't unreasonable to conclude that he's actually somewhere between 5'3" and 5'6" unless he has some super weird proportions to his body (which is a strong possibility).

I also seriously doubt he weighs 170 unless like 20-30 over "normal" in his waist alone.

Probably more likely that he claims 170 because it's a little more respectable than his actual weight, which might be more like 140.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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Squidcels getting air fried ITT
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
imagine being a 5'5 manlet weighing 150 pounds going around taking creepshots..... nobody can even notice you because you are so short/small.
Hard to imagine. I haven't been that short since the 8th grade, and we didn't have smartphones back then.
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post 1664116483 07-08-2022, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
imagine being a 5'5 manlet weighing 150 pounds going around taking creepshots..... nobody can even notice you because you are so short/small.
What's really funny to me was him smack talking Flex as if the guy couldn't literally beat the snot out of him with one hand tied behind his back.

Dude is like the size of two Gordon's and benches like 3-4 Gordon's.

I personally would have to go back to fourth grade me to give ol' mini fridge a fair fight.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
post 1664124893 07-09-2022, 01:31 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
So let me get this straight. You're going to have some people who take the side of a 63-year-old autistic Japanese mentally ill baby gorilla ugly chubby Japanese man with a spreadsheet over me? All right. We'll **** you then and **** you.


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Originally Posted By Donny2Yucky⏩
drinking alone at a bar and paying for overpriced drinks? fukking pathetic boyo srs.

u gonna take some creepshots and make up stupid fake scenarios to boost ur ego?
Lmao at this train wreck calling anyone else pathetic.
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Can I offer OP two more burns against Gordon:


1) Looks like Gordon Ramsey with his nuts squashed in a vice grip.

2) Looks like Sting on a 7 day diet of cock and meth flakes.


Feel free to use them if you like.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1664125093 07-09-2022, 01:48 AM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Imagine if this wasn’t your annual income but was actually your net worth

You’d have to rope
post 1664126243 07-09-2022, 04:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Can I offer OP two more burns against Gordon:


1) Looks like Gordon Ramsey with his nuts squashed in a vice grip.

2)Looks like Sting on a meth binge.


Feel free to use them if you like.


Was scrolling through this thread this morning and nearly spat out my coffee.
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post 1664126433 07-09-2022, 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Can I offer OP two more burns against Gordon:


1) Looks like Gordon Ramsey with his nuts squashed in a vice grip.

2) Looks like Sting on a meth binge.


Feel free to use them if you like.
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post 1664126493 07-09-2022, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩


Was scrolling through this thread this morning and nearly spat out my coffee.
Updated it. Think I made it better.
Back off, Warchild.

Seriously.
post 1664126523 07-09-2022, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Bodhy⏩
Can I offer OP two more burns against Gordon:


1) Looks like Gordon Ramsey with his nuts squashed in avice grip.

2) Looks like Sting on a 7 day diet of cock and meth flakes.


Feel free to use them if you like.
vise vs. vice


correct word is vise grip
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
1. Chit smearer

2. Tranny cawksucking homosexual



Wait a sec...so you have these images saved on your computer? Do you also have donny's hairy butt-naked ass samurai poses too?
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Do you also have donny's hairy butt-naked ass samurai poses too?
Nope, unlike Bodhy, I prefer females to males...
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post 1664127593 07-09-2022, 05:35 AM
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All Italians after a certain age get creepy af, can’t knock gordo for tradition
post 1664129033 07-09-2022, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
1. Chit smearer

2. Tranny cawksucking homosexual



Oh jeebus

Was previously unaweir

Thread delivers
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I'm honestly not sure how to feel about the air fryer king. On one hand, he's about my age but is retired, has more money than me, lives in a more beautiful place than me, has no kids or wife so he has nothing but free time, and drinks and parties like he's in college.

But on the other hand what's the meaning of life if you have no drive to excel in your career, no job satisfaction. He has no one who depends on him and shares in life ups and down like a wife and kids. He lives where people seem most interested in superficial things like clothes, cars, plastic looking people, etc. My town has community events all the time that give you a small town feel.

But I do envy his money mogging, no doubt about that.
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
I'm honestly not sure how to feel about the air fryer king. On one hand, he's about my age but is retired, has more money than me, lives in a more beautiful place than me, has no kids or wife so he has nothing but free time, and drinks and parties like he's in college.

But on the other hand what's the meaning of life if you have no drive to excel in your career, no job satisfaction. He has no one who depends on him and shares in life ups and down like a wife and kids. He lives where people seem most interested in superficial things like clothes, cars, plastic looking people, etc. My town has community events all the time that give you a small town feel.

But I do envy his money mogging, no doubt about that.
Why would you envy negative income though

He somehow lost like $800k or something

Like how is that even possible
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Why would you envy negative income though

He somehow lost like $800k or something

Like how is that even possible
that was his brokerage account from the market drop this year.
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Why would you envy negative income though

He somehow lost like $800k or something

Like how is that even possible
Do you not know how stocks work lmao
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
5'2 confirmed. He's the same height as the women and look how high that man's hand is.
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Originally Posted By Lowkick⏩
Do you not know how stocks work lmao
Just lol
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
Why would you envy negative income though

He somehow lost like $800k or something

Like how is that even possible
The roughest part is if he did indeed lose $800K that could have easily went towards limb lengthening surgery.
The billionaire and the beggar both have 24 hours in a day.

That's why grandma's apple pie rocks and yours sucks.
Originally Posted By Dave22reborn
At least it will thunderstorm tonight, and we know how they feel about water. :)
^^^Racist police officer who also cries about how racism doesn't exist, also cries reverse racism and typifies the stupidity of the racist right, referring to black people as "they" and regurgitating racist stereotypes.
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Originally Posted By MBisonSon⏩
The roughest part is if he did indeed lose $800K that could have easily went towards limb lengthening surgery.
You of all people.. Where do you think you have any room getting off judging ANYONE?

You literally live with your mother. A grown adult (Pushing 40?) Living with his mother.



Please explain where you find the room to look down your nose and over top of the neck beard to pass any judgment on ANYONE?












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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
You of all people.. Where do you think you have any room getting off judging ANYONE?

You literally live with your mother. A grown adult (Pushing 40?) Living with his mother.



Please explain where you find the room to look down your nose and over top of the neck beard to pass any judgment on ANYONE?












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You forgot the showers with dad part
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