So I went to the UK for the first time. I went to Leeds and London
Holy **** what a dump. My notes:

- Most ghetto ghettos I've ever seen. BRB, full of muslim immigrants chitting in the streets like it's Iraq.
- Everyone obsessed with spotted dick
- All the infrastructure looks f*cked. No AC in buildings anywhere and Big Ben is a giant phallic symbol for all of the bell ends here
- London center looks cool, but stinks of chit and jihad.
- Food is chit, really shocked at how low quality the food was, food in the US is much better. BRB, imagine eating Heinz beans on buttered toast for breakfast JFL
- Trucks nowhere, cars in general were feminine at best.
- London center had a lot more people needing dental plans around.
- Policeman i randomly spoke too told me to turn back because the area i was walking into was very dangerous.
- Black people very different to the US. Black people in the US dindu nuffin, in the UK, seemed proper and from Africa.
- I thought UK was meant to be more expensive, but really is.

All in all, not impressed Britcels. Glad to be back in the US.

Planning a trip to PimpinisEasy's mum's house next.

Reported. 1 yr ban on its way.

i dont believe you have ever left your trailer park

You forgot to mention the biggest loser of all time Samsbolton lives there

Fuuuuuuark bruh…going ahead and marking that one off the list if that’s the case…

i've visited some nice sharia zones there and the grooming gangs i met were all very polite

Hate to tell you, but Big Ben isn't the most phallic building in London.

I didn't go near any golf courses, so I avoided that homersexualDid you see any of the stabbings or acid attacks when you were there?

Did all the womenz have head dresses on too?


Lol at having no trucks

Of course a trip is gonna suck when you're poor and have to stay in a Travelodge near some dump of a Borough.

Did you have a bare knuckle with ronnie fukin pickering.

Aweire

Lol. Huge if true

Only man I'm truly afraid of in this world, m8

Fkn ded

Reps on r/c

You should visit *****... then you can see muslim ****hole that makes your country look like a complete joke.

You went to Leeds (just lol). Why tf were you in Leeds? Do you have some poverty cel friends or family there? It's the worst area in England.

Then you probably went to whitechapel and decided that was london, and got a cab to big ben and had some **** sidewalk kebab and called it a day.

We have an insane amount of michelin star restaurants and high end food places if you do your research. No ones fault but your own you ate ****

Literally no one sh*ts on the street apart from hobos (probably) but I've never witnessed it.

I'm not even particularly patriotic, uk has indeed gone to **** (much like most of Europe) but you clearly have no clue what you're on about

Leeds jfl (srs)

I'm no world traveler, but seems to me you should have cut the flight short and just spent time in Ireland alone in the countryside hills and cliffs or walking the bridges of Dublin pretending you're James Joyce....

or extended your flight to the more remote and quaint isolated islands of Greece, Spain, or Italy.

I surely hope you didn't fly across the entire Atlantic just to visit London and it's suburbs. As a literary fan, London would have seemed incredible 25+ year ago to revisit history and culture.... now, sounds like the "new" culture visits you!

Disagree. I thought London was awesome

Personally I love London, not as good as NYC but the safety and lack of homeless people makes up for it.

Also similar to the OP, I noticed the blacks in the UK were REALLY black. Same in Paris too.

LOL well done OP

I think op is from chicago

Lmfao, good job OP, gj

More likely they thought an oiled up, thong wearing poof would get his ass kicked, or they told you to put some clothes on & told you to keep away from the kids.

Only blacks I met in Paris were the ones harassing and trying to sell knock off trinkets and souvenirs or trying to tie these stupid bracelets onto your wrists and forcing you to pay them. Other immigrants were pulling the charade trick market on the bridges. .

Going to need more of these for the misc meet up

miscs gayest avi wtf

Lol I live in Leeds, while there's definitely some chithole parts it's far from the worst area in England. I can name about 20 places much worse.

Brb 4th largest city with the fastest growing economy England, Brb tourists all over come to visit. It's also very good for shopping and nights out tbh.

Well not for me cos I'm use to it now but from an outsider perspective it's not severely disappointing.