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post 1665002343 07-26-2022, 01:35 PM
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Check out this mess of text I received from a fine lady on Bumble...

I can’t stop laughing… I put an off color joke about serial killers in my bio to weed out this type of thing exactly and this is the result...



Then of course, she follows it up with…



She ain’t half bad either, what a waste of skin.

post 1665002503 07-26-2022, 01:37 PM
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100% guaranteed to fuk you on the 1st date.

Do it and report back.
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post 1665002583 07-26-2022, 01:39 PM
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Imagine the novels you would get over not putting the toilet seat down if you ended up dating her.
post 1665002623 07-26-2022, 01:40 PM
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That'a man...

Go to North Carolina immediately!
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post 1665002673 07-26-2022, 01:40 PM
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post 1665002703 07-26-2022, 01:41 PM
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Jayzus.
post 1665002753 07-26-2022, 01:42 PM
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Reply with

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post 1665002783 07-26-2022, 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
100% guaranteed to fuk you on the 1st date.

Do it and report back.
Do this. Then make the serial killer joke to her face as you're laying in bed cuddling after.
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post 1665002793 07-26-2022, 01:42 PM
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Lol what was the joke in your bio?
post 1665002823 07-26-2022, 01:42 PM
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Gets triggered by serial killer joke and then proceeds to behave like a serial killer. Checks out.



Avoid this one mate.
post 1665002833 07-26-2022, 01:42 PM
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A bit pedantic, but worth a shot. Go for it OP
post 1665002923 07-26-2022, 01:43 PM
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Reply: Get to da point ni**ah
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post 1665002943 07-26-2022, 01:43 PM
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You should reply with "what"

No question mark
post 1665002953 07-26-2022, 01:43 PM
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I'm not reading all that
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post 1665003003 07-26-2022, 01:44 PM
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freak alert

its not that serious

I just want to shoot in your orifice idiot
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post 1665003113 07-26-2022, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
100% guaranteed to fuk you on the 1st date.

Do it and report back.
this. also JFL @ sloot calling her making a dating profile "an enormous leap of faith"
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post 1665003153 07-26-2022, 01:46 PM
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Send her this


post 1665003193 07-26-2022, 01:46 PM
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All this chit is to distract you from ONE SIMPLE FACT.
post 1665003433 07-26-2022, 01:49 PM
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I said if you're into poly you're a whore on my profile. Got some good replies and some like the above.
post 1665003663 07-26-2022, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Anachron⏩
Reply with "Ok"

or Perfect. Let's reschedule.
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post 1665003673 07-26-2022, 01:53 PM
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i'd tell her to go to take her psych meds lol
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post 1665003733 07-26-2022, 01:55 PM
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Might be good for a lay,

problem would be having her shut up while shes getting fukked.
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post 1665003803 07-26-2022, 01:56 PM
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lol, you got her exactly where you want her.

get her.






















































































































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post 1665004083 07-26-2022, 02:00 PM
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Yiikes. It's rough out there.
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post 1665004573 07-26-2022, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted By littlemissy⏩
Yiikes. It's rough out there.
would love to put stretch marks down your throat.
post 1665004933 07-26-2022, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
100% guaranteed to fuk you on the 1st date.

Do it and report back.
This

Just respond “So you want to get a drink?”

You’ll be in those guts within the hour
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post 1665005023 07-26-2022, 02:12 PM
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ask her for cliffs

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ask her if she likes daggers
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There ain’t enough time in the day for that nonsense
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