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Good Job Dave Lad, 8/10 and definitely a great pull for British standards
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07-28-2022, 10:47 AM
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You all have to remember what she sounds like when she opens her mouth, “oii innit mate? Fancy a shag wood ya?”
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Originally Posted By Coal
Let’s not pretend there’s still any classy girls around these days.Definitely has stds but I mean that's your type.
What happened to the one you were in love with yesterday.
What happened to the one you were in love with yesterday.
Still in love, FaceTimed last night, likely going to book Amsterdam Music Festival together.
Originally Posted By nattyteddies555⏩
She started to grate on me with her East London accent and the fact she’s getting hench turned me off. Plus I really want to fuk her sloot sister instead.the other one with the strong back was hotter
Originally Posted By JPG13⏩
Maybe if Avicii was still around.Did you take a pill in Ibiza?
Originally Posted By letshavebabies⏩
I know this is a slur, but I wouldn’t change anything about my life right now lolboth of you are made for each other. just fkin lol
Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Personally, I love the place. All the worlds best DJ’s play there which is what I go for. Beautiful women, pristine beaches, there’s little to hate, although I’d guess half of the Misc would be disgusted if they went there.How did you like ibiza btw?
Originally Posted By VANZFINEST⏩
I don’t want to give away too much, but she has quite a posh accent so doesn’t sound like you suggested above. Her teeth are fine.You all have to remember what she sounds like when she opens her mouth, “oii innit mate? Fancy a shag wood ya?”
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07-28-2022, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By VANZFINEST⏩
This LMFAO. Enjoy but try not to fall in love this time boyoYou all have to remember what she sounds like when she opens her mouth, “oii innit mate? Fancy a shag wood ya?”
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07-28-2022, 11:26 AM
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Would fukk her once and then completely lose interest.
07-28-2022, 12:06 PM
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Well just be cautious my friend because she has that sneaky build where she might come over after dinner and sure you will enjoy yourself but then she will be missing in the morning and you will walk into your bathroom to discover to your horror there ibiza humongous mahogany flatulence serpent in your toilet that will cause you to aggressively but probably unsuccessfully plunger for hours on end with your these are my trance pants tshirt pulled up over your nose
07-28-2022, 12:28 PM
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would invite her over to the woodbury inn/10
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How do you have the time for so many girls lol? You dont work? Brb 5 threads a week about a different girl/festival or whatever
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
Everyone needs to go to Ibiza at least once in their life, not to insult, but there’s something for all ages, like if you were into old school dance, there’s plenty of events.She looks good. Ibiza is in my bucket list after watching all of the Mike Thurston and Owen Harrison vids.
Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
I’m a self employed paramedic, so I usually blitz a load of shifts one month, then go do a load of stuff the following month. I like to have things to look forward to, keeps me motivated.How do you have the time for so many girls lol? You dont work? Brb 5 threads a week about a different girl/festival or whatever
In regards to girls, my working week is Mon-Wed/Thur, so I always leave my Fri/Sat/Sun clear to go see them.
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07-28-2022, 01:58 PM
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idk how yall find these girls attractive. they all literally look exactly the same...same stance, same instagram pics, same lame ass pool party pics. gimme a down home southern girl or midwestern corn fed girl what do you do with them after you're done fukin? i assume pump and dump? none of them look like they could carry on an intelligent conversation.
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Originally Posted By Jms89⏩
Its because hes looking for a quick fuk, not to fall in love and start a disney tale. Thats the smart path to take btw.idk how yall find these girls attractive. they all literally look exactly the same...same stance, same instagram pics, same lame ass pool party pics. gimme a down home southern girl or midwestern corn fed girl what do you do with them after you're done fukin? i assume pump and dump? none of them look like they could carry on an intelligent conversation.
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Mirin everything. Next time you go check out Punta Galera, has the most hhhnnnggg sunsets of the island. I'm not so into EDM partying nowadays but I love Ibiza for it's nature and I love the old part of Eivissa and it's hhhnnnggg forts and old buildings. I have kayaked through most of it's calas and they're all a sight to see. I'm always jelly of europeans because they can take a short flight and be there in no time. Where us brahs on the other side of the world have to take a long ass flight just to get there. Make the most of those cheap flights while they still exist and enjoy the island as much as you can. I try to go there everytime im in europe and it never dissapoints.
07-28-2022, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted By Ken-O⏩
100% this..Its because hes looking for a quick fuk, not to fall in love and start a disney tale. Thats the smart path to take btw.
Not sure how this concept seems to escape so many misctards! JFL
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Originally Posted By suave2000⏩
Nice man, will keep this in mind for when I’m done partying. Repped.Mirin everything. Next time you go check out Punta Galera, has the most hhhnnnggg sunsets of the island. I'm not so into EDM partying nowadays but I love Ibiza for it's nature and I love the old part of Eivissa and it's hhhnnnggg forts and old buildings. I have kayaked through most of it's calas and they're all a sight to see. I'm always jelly of europeans because they can take a short flight and be there in no time. Where us brahs on the other side of the world have to take a long ass flight just to get there. Make the most of those cheap flights while they still exist and enjoy the island as much as you can. I try to go there everytime im in europe and it never dissapoints.
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07-28-2022, 03:02 PM
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She looks good. Absolutely would.
Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Mirin lifestyle but how do you work as a self-employed paramedic, do you contract with private first responders? Were you a medic in the army?I’m a self employed paramedic, so I usually blitz a load of shifts one month, then go do a load of stuff the following month. I like to have things to look forward to, keeps me motivated.
In regards to girls, my working week is Mon-Wed/Thur, so I always leave my Fri/Sat/Sun clear to go see them.
In regards to girls, my working week is Mon-Wed/Thur, so I always leave my Fri/Sat/Sun clear to go see them.
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This broad is the hottest of the bunch for me. I'm LTC and proud these days.
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
Ibiza Town crew. Fuk San Antonio
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
Ibiza Town crew. Fuk San Antonio
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Originally Posted By LordBroly⏩
So basically I left the Army 6 years ago (did nothing medical related), paid and did my EMT course and blue light driving course myself (with some Army funding). Then did a conversion course to Level 5 Dip HE 3 years ago, which qualifies me as a paramedic. Was an NQP (newly qualified paramedic) for the last 2 years and now I’m a fully qualified paramedic. I work for number of private companies that have contracts with different NHS trusts (so different areas around England), so I’m basically an agency/bank contractor. I don’t get any benefits (pension/holiday/sick pay), but I get paid more than contracted bank staff/NHS staff and have the freedom of where and when I want to work. I’ve actually just been offered a job in Cyprus working with the military in their med centres doing triage and basic assessments, I haven’t decided when I want to start that though, maybe towards the end of the year when summer is over and the weather starts turning chit.She looks good. Absolutely would.
Mirin lifestyle but how do you work as a self-employed paramedic, do you contract with private first responders? Were you a medic in the army?
Mirin lifestyle but how do you work as a self-employed paramedic, do you contract with private first responders? Were you a medic in the army?
Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
On spread. San Antonia Is the worst, that strip especially, it’s for the people who go to Ibiza who don’t have the funds for the super clubs. I stayed in Playa D’en Bossa so I was near everything.This broad is the hottest of the bunch for me. I'm LTC and proud these days.
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
Ibiza Town crew. Fuk San Antonio
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
Ibiza Town crew. Fuk San Antonio

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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
nahh plenty of cool stuff in San antonio too. Every part of the island has something to see. Punta Galera is in San antonio for example:This broad is the hottest of the bunch for me. I'm LTC and proud these days.
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
Ibiza Town crew. Fuk San Antonio
Ibiza is I've of the GOAT places in Europe.
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Cala Gració, Punta de sa pedrera, Cala bassa, and plenty more are right there in San antonio
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[QUOTE=suave2000 post_id=1665137903]nahh plenty of cool stuff in San antonio too. Every part of the island has something to see. Punta Galera is in San antonio for example:
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Cala Gració, Punta de sa pedrera, Cala bassa, and plenty more are right there in San antonio[/QUOTE]Yeah I was meaning the strip really.
Best night I had was flower power at Pascha, the broads there were unreal!
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Cala Gració, Punta de sa pedrera, Cala bassa, and plenty more are right there in San antonio[/QUOTE]Yeah I was meaning the strip really.
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your buddy has a chest tattoo that i've seen many times over from...female escorts.
no kidding. good job buddy
no kidding. good job buddy
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Originally Posted By janglingjack⏩
Have you ever done an Elrow event? It was absolutely insane, it was at Amnesia too.Yeah I was meaning the strip really.
Best night I had was flower power at Pascha, the broads there were unreal!
Best night I had was flower power at Pascha, the broads there were unreal!
Also saw Swedish House Mafia at Ushuaia, David Guetta at Hi Ibiza and Patrick Topping at DC10.
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Ha probably true, irregardless, he pulled some absolute worldies, his chat mogs mine. He fuked some 18 year old Spanish girl and I’ve never been more jelly in my lifeyour buddy has a chest tattoo that i've seen many times over from...female escorts.
no kidding. good job buddy
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Which of the two twinks are you?
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OPie did you remove your jaw xplant thread? I am considering doing one
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Originally Posted By leoslayer1⏩
Not sure, maybe I can grab some G4P tips from you?Which of the two twinks are you?
Originally Posted By nattyteddies555⏩
Nope it should still be upOPie did you remove your jaw xplant thread? I am considering doing one
Anyway will update with pics tomorrow
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