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post 1665246173 07-30-2022, 02:35 PM
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Asked an escort to rim me yesterday (lol)

Her profile says she does rimming so I hit this slut up and midway through the blowjob ask her for rimming. (Never tried it before, wanted to try)

She firmly said no (lol) and then said if I shaved my Angus, shed "consider" it. I was like uwotm8, so you rim random guys for money but won't rim me. I thought about putting the bitch in her place, but then just wanted to bust a nut so I let her give me a bj.

I asked if she does cum in mouth, she doesn't say no, just says tell me when you're about to cum. I tell her, she whips my dick out of her mouth and then I cum on my stomach. I was so pissed off with her (SRS). I just dipped as soon as she did all that. I had like half an hour left on the clock and she wanted me to stay for a chat. I dipped and then left a bad review
post 1665246373 07-30-2022, 02:40 PM
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My ass is hairy as **** lol. But my Angus is clean tho. Super clean. You could eat dinner off it, no problem.

How the **** is a literal whore that licks bumholes for money gonna be picky about which bumholes she eats. I wish I put her down for that ****. Just called her ****ty lips or something. Come up with a nickname for her.

Don't get me wrong, I eat ass but only if the girl is super clean and I only do it because I want to.
post 1665246473 07-30-2022, 02:42 PM
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That's crazy, OP.
Wort ew in th wold.
post 1665246643 07-30-2022, 02:44 PM
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OP is max cringe and degenerate
post 1665247213 07-30-2022, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
OP is max cringe and degenerate
Nothing degenerate with asking a literal whore to do whore stuff for you
post 1665247513 07-30-2022, 03:02 PM
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You did it wrong op. You're supposed to **** her face while she's on her back, then get up so your knees pin her arms down, pretend like you're just gonna teabag her mouth with your nuts, then sit right on her tongue and give her a taste of yesterday's carne asada tacos
A million miles away - I don't.. feel.... anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXGZu4yxjW0
post 1665247973 07-30-2022, 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
You did it wrong op. You're supposed to **** her face while she's on her back, then get up so your knees pin her arms down, pretend like you're just gonna teabag her mouth with your nuts, then sit right on her tongue and give her a taste of yesterday's carne asada tacos
lol
post 1665248103 07-30-2022, 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
I dipped and then left a bad review
honestly that sums up life post 2012.
post 1665248253 07-30-2022, 03:15 PM
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Seems like a reasonable request tbh. She doesn't want your dingle berries bruh.
post 1665248593 07-30-2022, 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted By T150⏩
Seems like a reasonable request tbh. She doesn't want your dingle berries bruh.
what do i care? she's a whore with no standards, might as well take a dingleberry
post 1665248943 07-30-2022, 03:30 PM
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Left a bad review?

What site was this, asking for a friend.
post 1665249103 07-30-2022, 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted By whogotmuhbeers⏩
Left a bad review?

What site was this, asking for a friend.
left a review with the agency, not on a website. basically said she's useless
post 1665249113 07-30-2022, 03:33 PM
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All fun & games leaving bad reviews, until the 50 something black Uber driver turns up to your door.
post 1665278333 07-31-2022, 02:24 AM
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Bump
post 1665278443 07-31-2022, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
left a review with the agency, not on a website. basically said she's useless
need agency for scientific research purposes (no fbi)
post 1665278863 07-31-2022, 02:54 AM
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Shave down there then you filthy fúck. She probably balked at how disgusting you are.
post 1665278913 07-31-2022, 03:01 AM
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it feel very good when women lick there
post 1665279033 07-31-2022, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
what do i care? she's a whore with no standards, might as well take a dingleberry
No standards
Turns down OP for having a hairy ass

Pick one.
post 1665279103 07-31-2022, 03:15 AM
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Originally Posted By seanb1979⏩
You did it wrong op. You're supposed to **** her face while she's on her back, then get up so your knees pin her arms down, pretend like you're just gonna teabag her mouth with your nuts, then sit right on her tongue and give her a taste of yesterday's carne asada tacos
This guy knows.. had some asada and cabeza tacos ysterday..
post 1665279143 07-31-2022, 03:18 AM
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get ***** sheik money then you could have chit on her
post 1665279173 07-31-2022, 03:21 AM
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lol can't even get a whore to lick your ash-hole

Its over for you
post 1665279263 07-31-2022, 03:28 AM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
what do i care? she's a whore with no standards, might as well take a dingleberry
Well, she clearly has angus standards, and you don't meet them.
post 1665279293 07-31-2022, 03:30 AM
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just lol.

(lol)
Pumpkin courtesy of BRANDERSS (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=180764903);
addendum courtesy of buttInspector (https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=183054703).

P.S. Jandels needs a new sig m8s (Byzantine75 is a cheeky little bugger. srs.)
post 1665279473 07-31-2022, 03:40 AM
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Getting a rimjob is top tier. Got one unexpectedly and it felt good (srs)

Shave your angus and go back, then make a thread about how good it felt
post 1665280143 07-31-2022, 04:21 AM
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Originally Posted By ForeverFappin⏩
Getting a rimjob is top tier. Got one unexpectedly and it felt good (srs)

Shave your angus and go back, then make a thread about how good it felt
I'm not a ***got who shaves his ass. It's not even in the realm of possibility
post 1665280253 07-31-2022, 04:29 AM
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post 1665280463 07-31-2022, 04:44 AM
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Since she does it with other dudes but now with you then you most likely are unhygienix and/or creepy

Im guessing creepy incel giving her a serial killer vibe
Follows Chestbrah's training routine crew
post 1665280513 07-31-2022, 04:46 AM
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Originally Posted By 4everalone⏩
Since she does it with other dudes but now with you then you most likely are unhygienix and/or creepy

Im guessing creepy incel giving her a serial killer vibe
I dont give a **** what an escort who runs guys for money thinks. It's hardly an indicator of if I'm an Incel or whatever. She can keep on rimming guys buttholes and I'll keep making money and getting whores to do whatever I want (she's the exception tho)
post 1665280563 07-31-2022, 04:48 AM
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
You should shave, it makes wiping after BMs much easier/cleaner. Not sure how hairy your ass is though lol.

Also getting rimmed is gay boyo. That's the gateway to pegging.
I'm fully against pegging. I would never let a girl I liked rim me, cos I have respect for her. I ask a whore to rim me because **** her. That's the life she chose.

I'm not into no gay or submissive ****. Getting a girl to rim you is weird as **** but **** it, I thought there's a first time for everything
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy⏩
OP is max cringe and degenerate
…and now he’s red lol
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