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Thread: Officecels what are some high test power moves you do at work?

post 1665507793 08-03-2022, 07:57 PM
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Officecels what are some high test power moves you do at work?

Obviously Cc'ing yourself in every email you send

-Changing the AC temp to suit yourself

What else?
post 1665507833 08-03-2022, 07:58 PM
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Deleting emails and pretending they didn’t go through
Browns/Indians/Cavs/Buckeyes
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post 1665507873 08-03-2022, 07:59 PM
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Reheating fish in break room microwave
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post 1665507943 08-03-2022, 08:01 PM
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****ting and not flushing

piss all over seat
post 1665507993 08-03-2022, 08:02 PM
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I tell the interns to do my work and get us coffee for the meetings

I make sure to do it in front of HBB's
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post 1665508013 08-03-2022, 08:02 PM
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Cc'ing the CEO
post 1665508033 08-03-2022, 08:02 PM
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I just don't come in.
post 1665508363 08-03-2022, 08:12 PM
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Usually what I do is tell someone to come into my office.

When they walk in I then tell them "shut the door"
post 1665509173 08-03-2022, 08:34 PM
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If you’re middle management take credit for all staff work and turn it in as your own
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post 1665509523 08-03-2022, 08:43 PM
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ignore questions on Teams if I think the person can figure out how to answer it on their own
post 1665509583 08-03-2022, 08:44 PM
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Take a pic of my office and use it as my Zoom background while I work from home instead
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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post 1665509603 08-03-2022, 08:44 PM
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- Officecel
- High test

-pick juan
post 1665509823 08-03-2022, 08:48 PM
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Send every call to voicemail, the other plebs are on your schedule and they need to know it.

The classic waffle wake up call if you’re traveling, see Straight to Hell.

Changing into gym clothes at the office during lunch, and just taking a shower at the gym to refresh yourself while looking like you lift.
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post 1665510263 08-03-2022, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Voidgaze⏩
I just don't come in.
Lol this or even sometimes I show up at lunch time, grab the free catered local food, say what up to some homies, get a take home box, then leave an hour later. Feels good man.
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I only crack stick with my left hand... my right hand? Strictly for buckets.
post 1665510353 08-03-2022, 08:58 PM
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I coom in the coffee-creamer, then I wait to snicker & wink every time my co-workers pour it into their coffee and take a sip
post 1665510613 08-03-2022, 09:03 PM
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Never do any overtime even when colleagues are doing 2-3 hours a day
Call in sick when I don't feel like being a wage cuck, then show up the next day obviously healthy
Dump my work on junior employees

I have rare qualifications so they can't fire me.
post 1665510633 08-03-2022, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By Numba1Misker⏩
****ting and not flushing

piss all over seat
Not being toilet trained isn't alpha. How do you pretend to be alpha when 3 year olds are more competent than you?
post 1665511253 08-03-2022, 09:18 PM
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Nothing that I do intentionally.

I try to be good to the people working underneath me as I was in the position once.

Hate arrogance at work. Only thing I'd say could be considered a high test move is I'm more than happy to call people out to their face for anything from a trivial lie in general work convo to anything work related.
post 1665521903 08-04-2022, 04:53 AM
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take a chit on the boss's desk
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