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post 1665525973 08-04-2022, 06:51 AM
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Missionary is the GOAT sex position (proof)

Doggy style is only good if you're banging a girl you don't like and you want to take her to pound town.

Nothing beats lying on top of a girl, arms wrapping around her, kissing her neck and nipples. Her legs wrapped around you as you're stroking that 7 inch dick balls deep no homo.

Dominant position.
post 1665526023 08-04-2022, 06:52 AM
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post 1665526033 08-04-2022, 06:52 AM
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Prove me wrong *******s
post 1665526103 08-04-2022, 06:54 AM
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Guys who like doggy are usually guys who have to lowest standards and try and pipe whatever they can i.e. uggos

If you are having sex with a hot girl, you instinctually want to see her face
post 1665526153 08-04-2022, 06:55 AM
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Agreed. Perfect for eye contact with Giga Chads.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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post 1665526343 08-04-2022, 06:59 AM
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gotta agree with op on this one, missionary is my all time fave
post 1665526553 08-04-2022, 07:03 AM
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This. Literally the goated position. In dere deep kissing her, get to see her teds bounce n jiggle, or suck em, or feel em against your body.
>Legs wrapped around you hnng
>Arms draped across your back or squeezing your as hnng
>hands on her as going in hnnng
>hands on her teds hnnng
>deep passionate kissing
>easy access to multiple place to finish: pus, tummy, teds, mouth, or inside only if she’s your wife of course
post 1665526723 08-04-2022, 07:07 AM
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Agreed missionary is the GOAT. Reverse cowgirl a close 2nd.
post 1665526863 08-04-2022, 07:14 AM
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Only like it with her ankles on my shoulders, otherwise prefer doggy

Your proof is irrefutable though
post 1665526883 08-04-2022, 07:14 AM
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what do you do with arms during missionary ?
post 1665527023 08-04-2022, 07:20 AM
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Always like missionary but why do you feel its better than from behind ?
post 1665527073 08-04-2022, 07:21 AM
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Missionary and lazy doggy for me.
post 1665527093 08-04-2022, 07:22 AM
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Also in missionary you can put your hands on her stomach for extra leverage
post 1665527123 08-04-2022, 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted By yakuza233⏩
what do you do with arms during missionary ?
One hand around her throat. The other hand alternates between her teds and ass.
post 1665527273 08-04-2022, 07:27 AM
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You know, it's our female ancestors who "invented" missionary (or face towards your face sex) in order to create the concept of family. In primate society, all sex is done doggy style because face-to-face interaction is often considered hostile and aggressive. But our female ancestors turned around to face the male and simultaneously, evolution started to increase the female breast size as a reward and distraction for the male (so he didn't kill the female for looking at him). And the females did this so that they could keep the males interested in them and stick around to protect her and her offsprings. And that's how the "family" was created.
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post 1665527503 08-04-2022, 07:33 AM
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
You know, it's our female ancestors who "invented" missionary (or face towards your face sex) in order to create the concept of family. In primate society, all sex is done doggy style because face-to-face interaction is often considered hostile and aggressive. But our female ancestors turned around to face the male and simultaneously, evolution started to increase the female breast size as a reward and distraction for the male (so he didn't kill the female for looking at him). And the females did this so that they could keep the males interested in them and stick around to protect her and her offsprings. And that's how the "family" was created.
no one invented missionary you fool, it's the natural position that human beings take when copulating, primarily because we have the ability to talk and interact with our face/eyes, so you naturally go into a position that further enhances this aspect of human sexuality.
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Originally Posted By Shortfuze⏩
You know, it's our female ancestors who "invented" missionary (or face towards your face sex) in order to create the concept of family. In primate society, all sex is done doggy style because face-to-face interaction is often considered hostile and aggressive. But our female ancestors turned around to face the male and simultaneously, evolution started to increase the female breast size as a reward and distraction for the male (so he didn't kill the female for looking at him). And the females did this so that they could keep the males interested in them and stick around to protect her and her offsprings. And that's how the "family" was created.
Sounds legit.
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Originally Posted By leafs43⏩
Guys who like doggy are usually guys who have to lowest standards and try and pipe whatever they can i.e. uggos

If you are having sex with a hot girl, you instinctually want to see her face
but what if she has a hot arse and likes doggy?
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Originally Posted By yakuza233⏩
what do you do with arms during missionary ?
pin them over her head by the wrists with one hand.
duh.
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my new goat is setting the st andrews cross in front of my power rack and my gf gets in her swing that is attached to my power rack.

we found the perfect settings that lets her come all the way off my dink and come in full speed and never miss.
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post 1665531263 08-04-2022, 08:46 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Lol

Is that position real life. Imagine having a daughter that got ****ed like that
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
Lol

Is that position real life. Imagine having a daughter that got ****ed like that
Anal full nelson-yes, very popular in porn at least. She has reported neck problems in recent years though, so that probably hasn't helped her, although she does stupid, extreme sports stuff as well.
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post 1665545053 08-04-2022, 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Anal full nelson-yes, very popular in porn at least. She has reported neck problems in recent years though, so that probably hasn't helped her, although she does stupid, extreme sports stuff as well.
what's her name
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any position where you can't see her butthole is worse than one where you can
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
Agreed. Perfect for eye contact with Giga Chads.

folded, open and mixed are goat positions (ded srs)
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