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post 1665666653 08-06-2022, 06:31 PM
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I Have 2 Undialed Gals Who Think They're Cooming to My House Tonight

...but i wood rather go get rinsed somewhere else on the off-chance that i meat [sic] a dialed

tell me which type of bar to go to or i will haunt you until your last breath srs

the options are:

very close by hick bar (highest likelihood of an old woman cooming home with me)

still somewhat close hipster bar where i could conceivably run into 2 exes

goth bar in 4.5 hours

zero chance of anything possibly happening 50-dollar shirt bar with 9s everywhere i look but i may as well be a painting on the wall that nobody looks at

thank you for your time, consideration, and mega reply srs
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post 1665666753 08-06-2022, 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
...but i wood rather go get rinsed somewhere else on the off-chance that i meat [sic] a dialed

tell me which type of bar to go to or i will haunt you until your last breath srs

the options are:

very close by hick bar (highest likelihood of an old woman cooming home with me)

still somewhat close hipster bar where i could conceivable run into 2 exes

goth bar in 4.5 hours

zero chance of anything possibly happening 50-dollar shirt bar with 9s everywhere i look but i may as well be a painting on the wall that nobody looks at
your playing with fire, NEVER coordinate girls the same night. yoiu could buirn the entire ponzi scheme down.
post 1665666803 08-06-2022, 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted By fate0311⏩
your playing with fire, NEVER coordinate girls the same night. yoiu could buirn the entire ponzi scheme down.
imagine them both knocking on my door and having a conversation about how much of a piece of chit i am but i'm at a third gal's apartment lmao
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post 1665667053 08-06-2022, 06:38 PM
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50 dollar shirt bar. At some point ya gotta find a way to smash girls without daddy issues.
post 1665667143 08-06-2022, 06:39 PM
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i wood just have bout 4-5 beers then drunk text them to come over.
post 1665667683 08-06-2022, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens⏩
50 dollar shirt bar. At some point ya gotta find a way to smash girls without daddy issues.
brutal, but are you sure they even exist
Originally Posted By Numba1Misker⏩
i wood just have bout 4-5 beers then drunk text them to come over.
based. both at once for max comedy
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post 1665667933 08-06-2022, 06:52 PM
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Is the goth bar gonna have live metal music?
post 1665668003 08-06-2022, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
...but i wood rather go get rinsed somewhere else on the off-chance that i meat [sic] a dialed

tell me which type of bar to go to or i will haunt you until your last breath srs

the options are:

very close by hick bar (highest likelihood of an old woman cooming home with me)

still somewhat close hipster bar where i could conceivably run into 2 exes

goth bar in 4.5 hours

zero chance of anything possibly happening 50-dollar shirt bar with 9s everywhere i look but i may as well be a painting on the wall that nobody looks at

thank you for your time, consideration, and mega reply srs
Where the fuks my invite? Goth bar for sure
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post 1665668383 08-06-2022, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By stupid000⏩
Is the goth bar gonna have live metal music?
i mean, prolly industrial
Originally Posted By ShakeBrah⏩
Where the fuks my invite? Goth bar for sure
fool me once, shame on you...
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post 1665668623 08-06-2022, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
i mean, prolly industrial



fool me once, shame on you...
Lol it’s just hard for me to convince myself to drive to portland to get ****ty
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post 1665668943 08-06-2022, 07:17 PM
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invite both girls to show up to the bar with the 9's

ask them both for a threesome

If one of them is down, you can use her to pick up one of the 9's that also wants a 3some.

If neither of them are down, up-play the fact that you did that within the buzz of the bar and make a name for yourself as a guy looking for a 3some and willing to look past free single poon to get it.

God it's like i have to think of everything around here.
post 1665670953 08-06-2022, 08:07 PM
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Fuark mirin hard
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post 1665671073 08-06-2022, 08:10 PM
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Goth
post 1665671143 08-06-2022, 08:11 PM
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Told gal 1 to meet me at a bar with her gal friendos knowing full well that all of them hate me. I've only felt up a few of them

Gal 2 is texting but I'm gonna pretend that my phone fell in a sewer

Currently at hick bar getting predialed and considering options
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post 1665671643 08-06-2022, 08:21 PM
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I'm refreshing as the pics aren't loading for the 2 undialed gals.
post 1665671993 08-06-2022, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted By DustinTheHuss⏩
I'm refreshing as the pics aren't loading for the 2 undialed gals.
Ratfish PM'd them to me, here ya go :

Spoiler!
post 1665717683 08-07-2022, 05:40 PM
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Strong Tom Wanks alt on my ignore list. ^^^^. I have my before/after pics on my Bumble dating app and I’m matching with hot 20something blonde surfer guys. She who laughs last vs. ****** on a gay, Indian bodybuilding forum.
post 1665718433 08-07-2022, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
imagine them both knocking on my door and having a conversation about how much of a piece of chit i am but i'm at a third gal's apartment lmao
that's quitter talk.
imagine them both knocking on you door and having a conversation about how much of a piece of chit you are but you turn it into a threesome.
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