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post 1665795533 08-09-2022, 06:21 AM
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the time i got a hard on in high shcool

was sitting on bech for gym, girl starts talkung to me, flirts unche smy arm softlky

im hrobbing

gotta go to class

i cant cyz im erect

i sit coahc says chiefillini lets go

i walk up a few peple go omg seriously


i was all red
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"was sitting on bech for gym, girl starts talkung to me, flirts unche smy arm softlky"

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post 1665795933 08-09-2022, 06:34 AM
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I distinctly remember my Jewish Biology teacher in freshman year of high school constantly had a hard on that he would try to hide it. He looked mid 40s ish. It was weird.
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I used to constantly get random boners in school. One time I was rock hard in like 6th grade and had to get up in front of the class. I just did it. No fuks given. But I was anxious and hyper aware. This was one of my earliest boners. Not sure how many people noticed, but I saw our smoking hot blonde 21 year old student teacher start to giggle while looking at me. Felt deflated as fuk.

Another time I got hard while staring at my oneitis’ in high school chemistry. We had these low sitting desks in science classrooms, so I just slouched down, got my dink against the bottom of the desk and started bouncing my leg up and down. A subtle hands free fap session. Almost busted in my pants but decided it was a bad idea.
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It was every day for me. Just uncontrollable random boners. Always made sure I had books to carry in front of me when walking the halls.
Learned early on how to do the belt tuck.
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post 1665796353 08-09-2022, 06:42 AM
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you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
post 1665796563 08-09-2022, 06:45 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
Jesus Christ this is a disgusting post.
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post 1665796903 08-09-2022, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
^^ What the actual fuk?

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post 1665796963 08-09-2022, 06:54 AM
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post 1665797673 08-09-2022, 07:08 AM
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Used to get my cock out in French during the fourth & fifth years, with a boner. Pretty sure a girl who sat a bit down to my left cottoned on as she kept smiling. I also auto-ejaculated in another class when I was 14.
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One time in gym we had to take turns leading exercises/stretches for the class. Unfortunately(or fortunately) for me our 8/10 HBB teacher started and did lying side raises where I could see straight up her shorts. Got a raging boner..one of the ones where you already know there is 0% chance of getting it to go away quickly. Then she proceeded to call me up next. Was embarrassed at first but then was just like “fukk it, no way to hide it” and just lead the class with all my glory. Then seeing the girls eyes light up and whisper to each other about it just made it even harder. Was always kind of self-conscious about my dink before that day, but then I realized I was a proud member of the grower not show er crew before I even knew what the crew was. Pretty sure some of those girls jilled off while thinking about me that evening.
post 1665801423 08-09-2022, 08:23 AM
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Definitely fapped in the classroom freshman year…sitting in the back and a girl I had a crush on always sat in front of me. She was a bubble butt latina and her pants were sitting low so I could see her thong and some of her ass.

Feel sorry for whoever sat at my desk the following period
post 1665804043 08-09-2022, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted By kcadrenalin⏩
It was every day for me. Just uncontrollable random boners. Always made sure I had books to carry in front of me when walking the halls.
Learned early on how to do the belt tuck.
This. More like "the time I didn't get a hard on in high school." Jeezus test levels must have really dropped since then.
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post 1665804353 08-09-2022, 09:13 AM
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Baggy pants were in during the years I would get random boners. Thank God for FUBU and LL Cool J
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
Jesus Christ this is a disgusting post.
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post 1665810723 08-09-2022, 11:08 AM
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Another reason to have a small dink. Virtually undetectable.
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There was a sloot in high school that had absolutely no shame. She was hot as hell and knew it too. One time we were walking somewhere as a class, she was directly in front of me in line, she was wearing a short skirt and walking all sexy, turned to look at me and caught me looking at her arse, started walking even sexier, then turned around to look at me and noticed my half mast starting to raise. Then she abruptly stops and simultaneously sticks her butt out so to purposefully make me run into her, but my Woody Allen was still stuck halfway so poked right in between her butt cheeks and she yelled something out and everyone turned to look. Man I was both embarassed and so turned on I didn’t really care. She kept doing that though, whenever the line stopped she would back up next to me to see if I was still aroused. Its like she needed to know if she turned me on or not. Funny thing is I saw her a couple months ago at a class reunion and she was still doing similar things to me.

TLDR: sloots gonna sloot
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post 1665813683 08-09-2022, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
You. Have you seriously sat down and processed this so you can heal? That's some serious fukn trauma if true.
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
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Originally Posted By chiefillini⏩
was sitting on bech for gym, girl starts talkung to me, flirts unche smy arm softlky

im hrobbing

gotta go to class

i cant cyz im erect

i sit coahc says chiefillini lets go

i walk up a few peple go omg seriously


i was all red
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Originally Posted By MegaSloot⏩
you don't know humiliation until you've made everyone in a room gag because of your lady boner. dicks are way, way easier to deal with. Folks shame women as if they are fukking criminals when they get turned on. Then they pretend that years of strict social training are less deterministic than biology. Males are hornier because they are shamed less for being horny. I don't like being around others because I'm sick of dip****s bitching about my ****. I didn't invent pussy. No amount of apologies from me is going to make humanity less gay. It stinks less when I've not had sex for years, which is the case now. Huge deterrent from sex. In fact, one of the reasons I was so pissed at my old man for constantly nutting inside my prekindergarten **** was because he made me stink even more than normal pussy and my teachers and classmates bitched at me all the harder. Fukk i hate humans.
I don’t even understand what is happening in this post, and I have seen some crazy stuff in San Francisco and NYC, etc.
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post 1665816163 08-09-2022, 12:42 PM
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always did the belt tuck trick before i stood up in class. Became an expert by the six grade. I'm pretty sure i walked around with a boner 90% of the time.
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
I distinctly remember my Jewish Biology teacher in freshman year of high school constantly had a hard on that he would try to hide it. He looked mid 40s ish. It was weird.
I read your statement and then thought it was comical, then I read it again and was trying to figure out why you mention he's a jew?>

was he orthodox or something? I usually cant tell the difference
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
I read your statement and then thought it was comical, then I read it again and was trying to figure out why you mention he's a jew?>

was he orthodox or something? I usually cant tell the difference
Idk what he was but if he was white I would’ve said white and if he was black I would’ve said black.
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
Idk what he was but if he was white I would’ve said white and if he was black I would’ve said black.
Getting the vibe that this inquiry upset you.. I'm just wondering considering I have a few buddies that could be interchangeable with anything caucasian.

So was he full on orthodox with the curls? Otherwise I legitimately cant tell the difference between jews and white peepo.
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Originally Posted By BullittEV⏩
Getting the vibe that this inquiry upset you.. I'm just wondering considering I have a few buddies that could be interchangeable with anything caucasian.

So was he full on orthodox with the curls? Otherwise I legitimately cant tell the difference between jews and white peepo.
Nothing upsets me more than a ****.got (your identity/race) like you. I won’t even bother to neg you like you negged me a whole day later. LMAOO
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