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Do you move turtles across the road when you see them crossing?
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Do you move turtles across the road when you see them crossing?
Stop car and get out to save turtles even if it creates a big line of traffic crew.
Turtles are cool. And compared to other animals some can live a long time so if you see a huge one he might be as old as you.
It takes minimal effort, and it’s a shame if they just get smashed. Big snappers aren’t scary just grab them by the back of the shell. I know some people who eat them (gross)..that’s ok too at least it’s not a life going to waste.
Please join me in helping turtlecels across the road 🐢
Turtles are cool. And compared to other animals some can live a long time so if you see a huge one he might be as old as you.
It takes minimal effort, and it’s a shame if they just get smashed. Big snappers aren’t scary just grab them by the back of the shell. I know some people who eat them (gross)..that’s ok too at least it’s not a life going to waste.
Please join me in helping turtlecels across the road 🐢
08-14-2022, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
Always move turtles to safety.Stop car and get out to save turtles even if it creates a big line of traffic crew.
Turtles are cool. And compared to other animals some can live a long time so if you see a huge one he might be as old as you.
It takes minimal effort, and it’s a shame if they just get smashed. Big snappers aren’t scary just grab them by the back of the shell. I know some people who eat them (gross)..that’s ok too at least it’s not a life going to waste.
Please join me in helping turtlecels across the road
Turtles are cool. And compared to other animals some can live a long time so if you see a huge one he might be as old as you.
It takes minimal effort, and it’s a shame if they just get smashed. Big snappers aren’t scary just grab them by the back of the shell. I know some people who eat them (gross)..that’s ok too at least it’s not a life going to waste.
Please join me in helping turtlecels across the road
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08-14-2022, 07:00 PM
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This is really a sweet thread. I like turtles a lot and fortunately never saw one crossing the road, but if I did, I would stop to help the little fella out. Used to catch them in the backyard though, back when we were kids.
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Are they pretty robust ,like can you just boot them across the road . They give this sense that their disease carrying
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Originally Posted By gwg77⏩
Where are you at where you don’t see them ever? That’s a surpriseThis is really a sweet thread. I like turtles a lot and fortunately never saw one crossing the road, but if I did, I would stop to help the little fella out. Used to catch them in the backyard though, back when we were kids.
I was just in Grand Canyon and I guess it’s illegal to touch a desert tortoise because of the germs on human hands…except to move them out of the road which is allowed
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Yes sir. Always. For the most part animals are better than humans.
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tried to move a turtle one time, and when I approached him that SOB fking darted across fast asf, like I've never seen a turtle move like that. mfker was chillin in the road I guess until i showed up
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
Lmao not sure if srstried to move a turtle one time, and when I approached him that SOB fking darted across fast asf, like I've never seen a turtle move like that. mfker was chillin in the road I guess until i showed up
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Me too, within safety. Moved one just a couple weeks ago in a country road. I usually take them wherever they seem to be heading, figure they're trying to get there for a reason.Always move turtles to safety.
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08-14-2022, 07:43 PM
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Turtles are very cool mate
08-14-2022, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By DBoyDaRealest⏩
must have been a soft shell turtle, those mofos will outrun most humans. tried to move one once and it noped away like a cheetah srstried to move a turtle one time, and when I approached him that SOB fking darted across fast asf, like I've never seen a turtle move like that. mfker was chillin in the road I guess until i showed up
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08-14-2022, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By AlfBundy⏩
Same. The one I saved last week was an Eastern Wood Turtle. Coolest turtle I’ve ever seen he was all black and yellow (Steelers fan). Threatened in Michigan and endangered in other states, apparently a rare site. Michigans only terrestrial turtle made my morningYes I do and I take pics of them before I leave. I probably have one or two on my phone I could post
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Originally Posted By gluon⏩
I’ve been trying to catch a soft shell for years. Crazy fast and I hear they bite. Never seen one in the roadmust have been a soft shell turtle, those mofos will outrun most humans. tried to move one once and it noped away like a cheetah srs
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yes, i once picked up probably a 30lb snapping turtle on a county road and moved him off into the fields so he'd be safe from the traffic
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Originally Posted By DrugsToGetBig⏩
Neck was probably as thick as your wrist. Those angry mofos can take a couple fingers easyyes, i once picked up probably a 30lb snapping turtle on a county road and moved him off into the fields so he'd be safe from the traffic
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We got a lot of gofer tortoises
As a law you can’t take them from the wild and must leave them where they are at. So when crossing the Road that is the only time I will touch them to move them to the other side of it.
Long legged birds crossing the busy roads too I always move around if a green light or I’ll break for them. But some get hit by careless drivers it’s just a hard part of life.
We did intrude on their land technically but anyone who runs over any wildlife on purpose.. I want to chase them down and jap slap the **** out of them and run them over a bunch of times. Cruel af.
As a law you can’t take them from the wild and must leave them where they are at. So when crossing the Road that is the only time I will touch them to move them to the other side of it.
Long legged birds crossing the busy roads too I always move around if a green light or I’ll break for them. But some get hit by careless drivers it’s just a hard part of life.
We did intrude on their land technically but anyone who runs over any wildlife on purpose.. I want to chase them down and jap slap the **** out of them and run them over a bunch of times. Cruel af.
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Originally Posted By ezmac31⏩
probably could have taken off my whole hand lolNeck was probably as thick as your wrist. Those angry mofos can take a couple fingers easy
was a big boy and i made sure my hands were very carefully positioned when carrying him
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dis u op


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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer⏩
Damn right boyo.dis u op


I actually own a turtle I found in the road years ago newly hatched I think he was only the size of a quarter..Gus is now 18 (apparently the common map turtle can live 30 years in captivity. He’s outlived two dogs and a cat acquired after he came on the scene)
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never had it happen, but we rescued a Desert Tortoise a couple months ago and I made a pretty cool oasis/garden for it with a small waterfall and cave he can go into to sleep..took me a week to build it all, but the guy lives in a small paradise now
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Just moved a big one off the road a few weeks ago. It was about 16 inches wide. Don't lift by the rim of the shell because it hurts them. They need support from the underside.
https://www.matts-turtles.org/handling-turtles.html
https://www.matts-turtles.org/handling-turtles.html
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Originally Posted By Paul
Super coolnever had it happen, but we rescued a Desert Tortoise a couple months ago and I made a pretty cool oasis/garden for it with a small waterfall and cave he can go into to sleep..took me a week to build it all, but the guy lives in a small paradise now
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