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post 1666311533 08-18-2022, 01:52 AM
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Thinking of becoming a fed (srs)

I've seen a couple of job postings for Special Agents online recently. I was previously considering military but since I have a undergrad degree it would probably make more sense to become a fed than join the military and bunk with a bunch of people 18-22.

Do any of you brahs have any experience with this type of role? Will I be busting terrorists or surveilling miscers?


Not sure what to expect but it seems interesting since I'm fairly sure I'm not cut-out for a standard 9-5
post 1666311673 08-18-2022, 02:00 AM
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If you're not cut out for a normal 9-5 then you DEFINITELY won't be cut out for a goddamn fed 9-5 LMFAO. Doubt you'd even get the job though so no worries boyo
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post 1666311733 08-18-2022, 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
If you're not cut out for a normal 9-5 then you DEFINITELY won't be cut out for a goddamn fed 9-5 LMFAO. Doubt you'd even get the job though so no worries boyo
The ad said 50 hour weeks minimum, on call 24/7, may work irregular hours

If I'm doing interesting chit like busting drug dealers it's probably not all that bad
post 1666312113 08-18-2022, 02:35 AM
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Not with your browser history boyo
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post 1666312223 08-18-2022, 02:45 AM
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post 1666312273 08-18-2022, 02:47 AM
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Application says you can't have used drugs within last10 yearsor you're disqualified

What type of straight-edge bullchit is that
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Probably my only realistic chance at this point
post 1666312383 08-18-2022, 02:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
Not with your browser history boyo
That would've probably disqualified me too. Lots of research on jet fuel and steel beams
post 1666312403 08-18-2022, 02:56 AM
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Your aspirations went from voluntarily signing up to be a bullet sponge to being accepted into one of the most competetive and secretive govnt agencies in the world.

Strong delusions. You must be a zoomer.

-Not cut out for 9-5
-FBI Agent

Choose bullet sponge.






not rly srs, fuk the military. But you dont sound like FBI material at all.
post 1666312453 08-18-2022, 02:57 AM
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Originally Posted By akferd⏩
Your aspirations went from voluntarily signing up to be a bullet sponge to being accepted into one of the most competetive and secretive govnt agencies in the world.

Strong delusions. You must be a zoomer.

-Not cut out for 9-5
-FBI Agent

Choose bullet sponge.






not rly srs, fuk the military. But you dont sound like FBI material at all.
Bro I could've been a major asset. HUGE. Srs

They dun goofed with the hiring process. No wonder our country is going down the chitter. SRS
post 1666312773 08-18-2022, 03:17 AM
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So you other thread is Navy SEAL and now it's FBI...

And this is your main account too! JFL

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=181633663
See ShakeBrah's signature
post 1666312793 08-18-2022, 03:19 AM
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Originally Posted By ExPatriot⏩
So you other thread is Navy SEAL and now it's FBI...

And this is your main account too! JFL

https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=181633663
It looks like my options are narrowed down to Navy Seals/military since they aren't a bunch of slack-jawed *******s like the FBI
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