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» You've just ordered Pizza Hut...no school tomorrow... (pic)
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post 1666311983 08-18-2022, 02:27 AM
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You've just ordered Pizza Hut...no school tomorrow... (pic)

*"Soon you'll be ashes, or bones. A mere name at most - and even that is just a sound, an echo. The things we want in life are empty, stale, and trivial. So treat human beings as they deserve, be tolerant with others and strict with yourself. Remember, nothing belongs to you but your flesh and blood - and nothing else is under your control" - Marcus Aurelius
post 1666312093 08-18-2022, 02:34 AM
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oof brutal
You can't fight fate
post 1666312353 08-18-2022, 02:54 AM
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I was gonna say, I know a 43 year old like that.
post 1666312463 08-18-2022, 02:57 AM
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Brootal plot twist
SPOT SOLD TO FROGTECH - 100% NATURAL GENETIC FROG FIBRES

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post 1666312573 08-18-2022, 03:04 AM
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Dude looks like a DYEL twink
post 1666312673 08-18-2022, 03:08 AM
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Originally Posted By OneLegSquats
Dude looks like a DYEL twink
little shaggy scruff makes him an otter...didnt you know? LOL
*"Soon you'll be ashes, or bones. A mere name at most - and even that is just a sound, an echo. The things we want in life are empty, stale, and trivial. So treat human beings as they deserve, be tolerant with others and strict with yourself. Remember, nothing belongs to you but your flesh and blood - and nothing else is under your control" - Marcus Aurelius
post 1666312883 08-18-2022, 03:24 AM
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post 1666313313 08-18-2022, 03:57 AM
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living the dream.
post 1666313763 08-18-2022, 04:27 AM
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the dream
post 1666313903 08-18-2022, 04:35 AM
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I would prefer that to:

You've just ordered Pizza, your 3 kids are stopping with your ex-wife and her new partner this weekend. You've loaded up Tinder but still no matches. A perfect cucks life. You are 39 years old. This is clown World.
post 1666314093 08-18-2022, 04:43 AM
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Who the hell plays RuneScape?!

What sort of bullsh*t is this??

Ridiculous.
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post 1666314103 08-18-2022, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By demfeelsbro
I would prefer that to:

You've just ordered Pizza, your 3 kids are stopping with your ex-wife and her new partner this weekend. You've loaded up Tinder but still no matches. A perfect cucks life. You are 39 years old. This is clown World.
You just bought tickets to a Furry meetup. Your wife's boyfriend has taken her on vacation with your half cast kids. Your favourite OF model said your name for $1000. Life is good
post 1666314763 08-18-2022, 05:24 AM
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Add "snuck into local elementary school to attend the scholastic book fair and getting dragged out by cops and called a peedo"
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post 1666315183 08-18-2022, 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Add "snuck into local elementary school to attend thescholastic book fairand getting dragged out by cops and called a peedo"
Fuark, are those even still a thing?
post 1666315543 08-18-2022, 05:59 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
Fuark, are those even still a thing?
I dunno dude - do kids even read anymore?

I remember how excited we'd all get when that book fair rolled into town.
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*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
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post 1666315623 08-18-2022, 06:03 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
I dunno dude - do kids even read anymore?

I remember how excited we'd all get when that book fair rolled into town.
wow lol forgot about that... ya we did get excited lol reps
post 1666315823 08-18-2022, 06:09 AM
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You all laugh at rotters but they are the real winners in todays society.

Good citizencel

- Has to deal with constant crime
- Contributes 40% of taxes to people who refuse to work and illegals
- Constantly worries about the future hes tried to build
- Gets harder every year to build for a future because more taxes and higher inflation
- Might be fired at any second, easily replaceable

Rottercel

- No worries because no future
- Doesnt have to work
- Parents still take care of them
- No stress
- No taxes
post 1666316013 08-18-2022, 06:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
Fuark, are those even still a thing?
i hope so

coming to school with 15 bucks and coming home with a poster of a Ferrari and the latest goosebumps was the goat feeling in grade 3
Great MAGA King status

Bing Chilling
post 1666316043 08-18-2022, 06:16 AM
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Imagine eating Pizza Hut.
post 1666316113 08-18-2022, 06:19 AM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115
i hope so

coming to school with 15 bucks and coming home with a poster of a Ferrari and the latest goosebumps was the goat feeling in grade 3
repped. bookfairs in elementary school were the GOAT

post 1666317573 08-18-2022, 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted By GainzMcgee
repped. bookfairs in elementary school were the GOAT

gave me half a chubby srs

anyone remember the erasers they'd sell at these book fairs? I had a large collection of bugs, dinosaurs, cars, etc.
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post 1666317903 08-18-2022, 07:13 AM
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post 1666318023 08-18-2022, 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Smithers115
i hope so

coming to school with 15 bucks and coming home with a poster of a Ferrari and the latest goosebumps was the goat feeling in grade 3
This. Loved Goosebumps. Then it got corny when they started making shiny covers.
post 1666320273 08-18-2022, 08:03 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34
This. Loved Goosebumps. Then it got corny when they started making shiny covers.
I remember those 'give yourself goosebumps' books very well.

brb keep my finger boomarking the previous page if I didn't like the outcome.
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post 1666324223 08-18-2022, 09:30 AM
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post 1666324353 08-18-2022, 09:33 AM
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Originally Posted By HouseBrah
the dream
Originally Posted By dontstopbelief
living the dream.
it was the best dream man
post 1666324873 08-18-2022, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34
This. Loved Goosebumps. Then it got corny when they started making shiny covers.














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post 1666344713 08-18-2022, 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted By tcatcrawler
And streaming on Twitch to 2 viewers.
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