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Who came up with the idea of one long urinal?
Went to a baseball game today and the restrooms had these long steel urinals where everyone is basically shoulder to shoulder with their dick out pissing. I didn’t even wanna look down so I looked up at the ceiling the whole time. Who came up with this sus idea to have one long urinal?
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08-24-2022, 06:34 PM
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saw my first huge dad dick at one of thing things. being like 5-6 years old im pretty much at eye level with about a dozen dicks in each direction but the guy beside me, wow, ****ing girthy baseball bat. i will never forget it (no homo)
08-24-2022, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted By SoulZay⏩
leave it to wincelsaw my first huge dad dick at one of thing things. being like 5-6 years old im pretty much at eye level with about a dozen dicks in each direction but the guy beside me, wow, ****ing girthy baseball bat. i will never forget it (no homo)
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08-24-2022, 06:46 PM
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Long urinals are ideal. Small urinals, i always feel like the spot where piss hits the urinal is too close to my upper body, which might cause droplets of piss to splash on your torso/face without you even noticing. You want the splash to be as close to your feet as possible.
08-24-2022, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By itmaybeover⏩
They gave instructions to the engineer to build a urinal that can service ten men, but gave him the budget that would service only one.Went to a baseball game today and the restrooms had these long steel urinals where everyone is basically shoulder to shoulder with their dick out pissing. I didn’t even wanna look down so I looked up at the ceiling the whole time. Who came up with this sus idea to have one long urinal?
08-24-2022, 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
I like to be able to unzip and unbutton my pants instead of struggling to get my dick through a tiny little hole in my boxer briefs. I can’t do that when I’m shoulder to shoulder with another guy that has his dick it out it’s susIf you dont like pissing into a trough theres something wrong with you. And if you dont do it butters style, youre gay. And i'm not talking hold your boyfriends hand gay. I'm talking take it in the mouth gay.
What a mogger

What a mogger

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08-24-2022, 07:01 PM
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Fark those troughs are a dumb AF idea . We have one in the pub I frequent,and it’s hard to piss when you have a micro that becomes an inny as you get older , as you usually end up pissing all over yourself unless you drop your pants .
I always pray some twink doesn’t come in and try to infect me with the pride pox while I’m pissing . Ded fk srs
I always pray some twink doesn’t come in and try to infect me with the pride pox while I’m pissing . Ded fk srs
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08-24-2022, 07:02 PM
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Originally Posted By itmaybeover⏩
I have never gone through the hole in underwear or zipper. Always unzip. It would hurt to try fitting through that hole and I'd never clear the zipper.I like to be able to unzip and unbutton my pants instead of struggling to get my dick through a tiny little hole in my boxer briefs. I can’t do that when I’m shoulder to shoulder with another guy that has his dick it out it’s sus
Who does that?
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08-24-2022, 07:07 PM
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Troughs are actually GOAT because instead of zipping up, walking away and having those last few piss drops trickle down your leg you can leave you piece out and shuffle back and forth along the urinal and thus totally negating the need to shake the snake.
Remember boyos - more than 3 shakes and it's a wank.
Remember boyos - more than 3 shakes and it's a wank.
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08-24-2022, 07:49 PM
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Anyway those things are...Interesting, I don't like them actually. One time I REALLY had to pee, and when I gotta make a peeps, I'm 'bout it 'bout it, so there were lots of people there and I was pretty upset. So I produce my dink, walk up behind everyone (STRONG no homo) aiming my dink at them, and start screaming "OK everyone hands in the air! Step away from the urinal do it NOW!" So everyone gets scared and disperses and I was left piss-mogging absolutely eveyone.
Would kick em in the nuts
08-24-2022, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
How are you supposed to monitor the other dinks around you (no homo) to make sure they aren't getting any bonrars?What's really crazy is it took like 150 years for someone to think of this


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08-24-2022, 08:06 PM
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I did
08-24-2022, 08:09 PM
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It was a sheet metal manufacturer that got into a beef with a drain fitting manufacturer who also sold porcelain bathroom fittings
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08-24-2022, 08:11 PM
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Originally Posted By JoeDelts⏩
And these still suck. It’s sad that we don’t have urinal that keeps Piss inside and off your legs and shoes.What's really crazy is it took like 150 years for someone to think of this


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08-24-2022, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By HarryDick⏩
This. So much this. I always hope there's at least a bit of water at the bottom to take my firehose stream, or at least a hole for me to aim at. But now they got these damn eco urinals with no water everything ricochets. And then these dumbasses with their plastic urinal cakes just kill me with splatter piss every which way. Brb let's save the world. Brb throwing plastic in every urinal on earth.Long urinals are ideal. Small urinals, i always feel like the spot where piss hits the urinal is too close to my upper body, which might cause droplets of piss to splash on your torso/face without you even noticing. You want the splash to be as close to your feet as possible.
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08-24-2022, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ~Hades~⏩
The water in the bowl prevents splatter. I mean if you have a literal firehose I can see it splashing out lol. How do you not make a mess at home if these don't work?And these still suck. It’s sad that we don’t have urinal that keeps Piss inside and off your legs and shoes.
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08-24-2022, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By Johnez⏩
I have to piss on the side at home to try to limit splash out. It still happens more than it should.The water in the bowl prevents splatter. I mean if you have a literal firehose I can see it splashing out lol. How do you not make a mess at home if these don't work?
The water in the urinals does not stop splash out either.
Urinates should be shaped like a cone so you piss down in there and it can’t splash out.
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08-24-2022, 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted By proudmanlet⏩
Based.I did
I like to go in there and mogmaxx.
Wave it around and do helicopters and chit.
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Originally Posted By Antoine99⏩
Yeah sometimes...While the stream is going
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shy bladder crew f that chit
08-24-2022, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By Sprykee907⏩
The first time I saw one was at some old bar in NY. It was the original urinal from when they opened. I had stage fright and couldn’t go. I had to go to another bar to use theirs lol.shy bladder crew f that chit
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08-24-2022, 10:18 PM
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i love pissing in troughs to dick mog everyone else.
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