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» Does this count as my dry spell being over?
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post 1667037813 08-30-2022, 05:19 PM
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Does this count as my dry spell being over?

On Saturday night I met this gal at the bar

We were both extremely drunk - like, top five most drunken nights in my life

Ubered to her place

I eat the puss - it gushes on my face

Then she asks me to leave….

Dafuq?

Was so drunk I never even got her number and I left my glasses there.


Coming up on three months no sex though, so I’m consulting w/ y’all if that counts or not.
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i can bench press 135 pounds on a good day
post 1667037903 08-30-2022, 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike
On Saturday night I met this gal at the bar

We were both extremely drunk - like, top five most drunken nights in my life

Ubered to her place

I eat the puss - it gushes on my face

Then she asks me to leave….

Dafuq?

Was so drunk I never even got her number and I left my glasses there.


Coming up on three months no sex though, so I’m consulting w/ y’all if that counts or not.
Lmfaooo it’s up to you my bruh
post 1667037913 08-30-2022, 05:21 PM
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woof, bro

having a gal piss in your face and then steal your glasses is worse than jerking it at home
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1667038333 08-30-2022, 05:29 PM
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Das absolutely not it man
post 1667038873 08-30-2022, 05:39 PM
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At least you have her address in your uber history if you want your glasses back.

I'd consider going there and asking for them back, at least then you have the chance to get her number and try smash to end your drought.
post 1667039103 08-30-2022, 05:44 PM
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lmao, did OP just get reverse pumped and dumped?
post 1667039123 08-30-2022, 05:44 PM
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eating some random chick out is the most beta thing a man can do.
post 1667039293 08-30-2022, 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted By AdvancedDreamer
eating some random chick out is the most beta thing a man can do.
It was a nice coin slot though I would admit…
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i can bench press 135 pounds on a good day
post 1667039443 08-30-2022, 05:51 PM
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Jesus OP, that's not it my dude...You couldn't let her suck on your dink a bit?

She gave you the pump and dump bruh..
post 1667041773 08-30-2022, 06:45 PM
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Yeah we all feel the same.

It WAS a sex act… but not the act of sex.

Case closed.

Dry spell here we go baby.

Tons of runescape in my future.
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post 1667041873 08-30-2022, 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted By MarinoMike
On Saturday night I met this gal at the bar

We were both extremely drunk - like, top five most drunken nights in my life

Ubered to her place

I eat the puss - it gushes on my face

Then she asks me to leave….

Dafuq?

Was so drunk I never even got her number and I left my glasses there.


Coming up on three months no sex though, so I’m consulting w/ y’all if that counts or not.
R.I.P. Aziz "Zyzz" Shavershian 3/24/1989 8/5/2011
post 1667041993 08-30-2022, 06:48 PM
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Ok, you should def have a rotation if you look like your Avi. Start with Tinder girls maybe?
post 1667042083 08-30-2022, 06:49 PM
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tours over for four-eyedcels
post 1667046413 08-30-2022, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted By OliverHeldens
Ok, you should def have a rotation if you look like your Avi. Start with Tinder girls maybe?
Just laugh at me along with me by me and for me.

Rotation isn’t doing its thing. I guess I’m in my Jesus alone in the desert for 40 days for 40 nights.

Misc - what’re they trying to teach me
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post 1667046593 08-30-2022, 08:24 PM
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She took your glasses off so wouldn't know was a neovagina
post 1667046833 08-30-2022, 08:28 PM
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No dick inside vagina
No care
post 1667047013 08-30-2022, 08:33 PM
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Brutal. That chick just out alpha'd you hard. Made slobber the gush and then kicked you out
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