Thread: Is self checkout the norm now?
09-01-2022, 07:23 PM
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I only scan every third item. When some one comes over and questions me.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
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Everytime I use self-checkout there is either zero or one worker there.
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09-01-2022, 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
How to beat inflation 101I dont mind when it is, how else would you get prime cuts of beef for the the price of bananas
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i fking hate self check out unless i buy a couple things. but i usually just go once every 2 weeks and buy a **** ton of groceries and then have no where to put all my ****
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I almost always go to the person instead of self checkout. Reason is it is one of my only chances to speak to females.
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Originally Posted By cavillac⏩
this, self checkout master race. beating big corps, one barcode at a timeI dont mind when it is, how else would you get prime cuts of beef for the the price of bananas
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Last time I went to povertymart there were6 employeesstanding around BS'ing with each other with zero lanes open outside of self checkout
Legit rolled up & left an entire cart of food for them to put back; miss me with that
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Legit rolled up & left an entire cart of food for them to put back; miss me with that
Originally Posted By Aggrotech⏩
Cliffs on sticking it to the corp man if someone were theoretically not wanting to get busted?this, self checkout master race. beating big corps, one barcode at a time
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I hate them. I hate the feeling of being rushed to bag my own stuff as well.
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Yeah its the norm now, but the future is scan and pay with your phone
Sams club has this and its legenday
inb4 self checkout at the grocery store starts asking for a tip now
Sams club has this and its legenday
inb4 self checkout at the grocery store starts asking for a tip now
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Well its gotta be those self checkout without a scale. There are some in my country. Here you also scan your own veggies at veggie area, you put it on a scale, the scale gives you a sticky note with the barcode for the veggie. you just take that barcode and stick it on another products barcode. but this is very safe mode. you can just not scan some product at all, just make sure nobody sees you. or you take a small candy bar, and you put it under a box of steaks for example, and you scan the candybar, the cameras wont see you actually hold a candybar under the box. again, most of this shyt is paranoia, nobody actually gives a chyt, and there are tens of cameras in a store and one bored old guard watching hoes on tik tokLast time I went to povertymart there were6 employeesstanding around BS'ing with each other with zero lanes open outside of self checkout
Legit rolled up & left an entire cart of food for them to put back; miss me with that
Cliffs on sticking it to the corp man if someone were theoretically not wanting to get busted?
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Legit rolled up & left an entire cart of food for them to put back; miss me with that
Cliffs on sticking it to the corp man if someone were theoretically not wanting to get busted?
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09-01-2022, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By fistnazis4fun⏩
lmaoI almost always go to the person instead of self checkout. Reason is it is one of my only chances to speak to females.
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How dare they offer a convenient way to checkout by skipping the line.
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Originally Posted By fistnazis4fun⏩
Have 15 unopened boxes of extra large condoms because I wanted to show off to the hot cashier girl crewI almost always go to the person instead of self checkout. Reason is it is one of my only chances to speak to females.
09-01-2022, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted By Aggrotech⏩
Thats why they video tape your face as you are doing it.this, self checkout master race. beating big corps, one barcode at a time
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
Lmao - I'd love to see that go down, and the look on their face for that split-second.I only scan every third item. When some one comes over and questions me.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
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Lmao how dare they give me a fast and convenient option! They should make me wait in a big ol' line so I can be helped by a clerk who has no idea what they are doing on their 3rd day of work like it has been done for decades! Fuk that noise. You are doing it wrong if you don't have all your canned goods/packaged chit delivered for free from Walmart. Fruit/veggies/chicken are really all you should need from the grocery store anyway.
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Originally Posted By JustiNtense⏩
There's usually a line waiting to use self check out and the employee watching it is usually helping someone cause they have some stupid error all the time or there's some old people confused so it's almost always backed up.How dare they offer a convenient way to checkout by skipping the line.
It's really annoying when the only lane open besides self check out is the 15 items or less and there's people in line so you'd feel like a dick for hopping in line with a bunch more.
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brb getting in self check out with 5 items and waiting on six overweight buffalos who have over 50 items to scan their crap just to have the light come on and we all have to wait for the worker to see it to bypass the issue.
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Originally Posted By lupus002⏩
That's some Unibomber sh!t right there.Last three grocery stores I went to, all self checkout. brb scanning food while 3 employees stand there and watch you lol.
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Originally Posted By SaviorSelfJT⏩
lmao, get a robot to run that out to my car and then we'll talk.inb4 self checkout at the grocery store starts asking for a tip now
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09-01-2022, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted By BrunotheBoxer⏩
yeah, walmart actually takes people to court for this.I only scan every third item. When some one comes over and questions me.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
“Sorry. I don’t work here”.
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People like it because they steal stuff easily, just scan every other item and you saved 50% of money from grocery bill, but is this ok with God?
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Yeah it's the new way for sure.
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I use self serve most of the time as it's quicker. There's always lines at the other ones and people with full trolleys.
I ain't got time for that.
I ain't got time for that.
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The main store I shop at does not have self check out. The other two stores though have that and it is what I use most of the time. It depends though on where I'm at in the store. If at the end of fulling my cart I'm near an empty check out cashier I'll go to that.
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Originally Posted By LaBellaVita1⏩
bby u are sexy want sum fuq?I use self serve most of the time as it's quicker. There's always lines at the other ones and people with full trolleys.
I ain't got time for that.
I ain't got time for that.
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