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09-13-2022, 11:35 PM
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Originally Posted By KegelGains⏩
That’s not a real thing.When she's funny
09-13-2022, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted By KegelGains⏩
When she's funny
Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
I'm actually funny, have a dry sense of humor, can do impressions without practice. I realize that's not everyone. Had a girl that I could make laugh all the time, like a pretty little tinkerbell laugh and I could keep going till she would cry, miss her laughter.Damn, man. I can totally relate to the part about women expecting their man to be some sort of extroverted comedian. I legit hate that "the guy has to make the woman laugh" jester bs.
Back when I first started dating, "being able to make them laugh" meant just be decently sociable, and occasionally humorous. I.e., don't be a complete autist about it. Nowadays it seems like most women expect you to make them rolling with laughter on a consistent basis... like laughing their assses off as if they were watching an anthology of the GOAT highlights of their favorite standup comedian or some chit.
Back when I first started dating, "being able to make them laugh" meant just be decently sociable, and occasionally humorous. I.e., don't be a complete autist about it. Nowadays it seems like most women expect you to make them rolling with laughter on a consistent basis... like laughing their assses off as if they were watching an anthology of the GOAT highlights of their favorite standup comedian or some chit.
My Wife is the "why do you have to make jokes about everything" type.
If we're in a restaurant I can still do a perfect Randy Jackson "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!" In Eddie Murphy's voice that will embarrass her and make her laugh at the same time.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
09-13-2022, 11:44 PM
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09-13-2022, 11:52 PM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
Met an "influencer" type girl a few weeks ago. Model pretty, young, buddy's DIL's sis. I assumed she was going to be empty headed and as she started invariably talking about herself my suspicions were confirmed.Being able to give more than one word or sentenced replies. Can socially communicate in an abstract way that doesn't require you to "force" the conversation. Sadly this applies to about 99% of the current population in my age range.
What was weird is how self conscious she was, as a beautiful girl no one approaches her, or actually strikes up a conversation, she said in a nutshell is that makes her uncomfortable to just talk.
Don't put that on me Ricky Bobby, don't you ever put that on me.
09-13-2022, 11:59 PM
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09-14-2022, 12:01 AM
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-Can appreciate dark comedy, can take jokes, and dished them back.
-Not jealous if you have never given her a reason to be.
Comedy you can condition over time, but good f0ckin luck with jealousy.
-Not jealous if you have never given her a reason to be.
Comedy you can condition over time, but good f0ckin luck with jealousy.
09-14-2022, 12:03 AM
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09-14-2022, 12:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Bando⏩
The "dry humor" bit regarding relationships/dating/marriage made me think about the fact that I own the entire series of Dr. Katz (squigglevision animated show based from the 90's based pretty heavily on dry humor). I remember trying to watch it with my ex-wife a bit when were still dating, and she let me know real fast how much she hated it and didn't understand what I thought was so funny about it. I tried explaining to her that you need to actually pay attention to what's being said during the show, and to not expect to be constantly laughing out loud over most of the humor, but hopefully just pleasantly amused for most of the show.I'm actually funny, have a dry sense of humor, can do impressions without practice. I realize that's not everyone. Had a girl that I could make laugh all the time, like a pretty little tinkerbell laugh and I could keep going till she would cry, miss her laughter.
My Wife is the "why do you have to make jokes about everything" type.
If we're in a restaurant I can still do a perfect Randy Jackson "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!" In Eddie Murphy's voice that will embarrass her and make her laugh at the same time.
My Wife is the "why do you have to make jokes about everything" type.
If we're in a restaurant I can still do a perfect Randy Jackson "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!" In Eddie Murphy's voice that will embarrass her and make her laugh at the same time.
Meanwhile, she thought Big Bang Theory was the funniest show ever. I'm not kidding, I could always tell whenever she was watching that damn show even if I was in another room with the door closed, because she'd be laughing so hard about it. Ironically, I'd occasionally watch Family Guy with her, and she'd often bitch about how that show is "stupid humor". Don't get me wrong, Family Guy is pretty fkn dumb most of the time, but that's kinda the point, which is half of what makes it funny sometimes. Whereas "comedy" shows like Big Bang Theory are just plain stupid despite the show and its fans acting like it's anything but stupid chit.
09-14-2022, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted By aceroa⏩
I love classic heavy metal from the 70's/80's and a lot of stuff some of the bands from that era have put out since that time. Never been a fan of death metal; the constant screaming is just too much for me no matter how well its done.If she listened to death metal and still had hymen intact lol
That being said, it's still metal, dammit. So for that reason alone, I can respect it enough, even if I don't go out of my way to listen to it myself. Would also rather listen to that then top 40 radio bullchit any day of the week. I'd be in complete disbelief, and probably instantly smitten if I met an attractive woman who not only liked it, but who was also a virgin. That's got to be just as rare as chicks who love rap who aren't total hoe bags.
09-14-2022, 12:23 AM
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Originally Posted By roosky11⏩
The term is terminally online.Try spending 15 minutes on an online dating site and try to get at least a few messages going. Great insight to the current mental conditions of your average woman. You'll probably want to swear off dating after that. Most seem to be about the same level socially online as they are in person.
09-14-2022, 12:28 AM
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09-14-2022, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted By Bando⏩
lmao. Current girlfriend likes my sense of humour too but sometimes its hit and miss depending on her fukin mood.I'm actually funny, have a dry sense of humor, can do impressions without practice. I realize that's not everyone. Had a girl that I could make laugh all the time, like a pretty little tinkerbell laugh and I could keep going till she would cry, miss her laughter.
My Wife is the "why do you have to make jokes about everything" type.
If we're in a restaurant I can still do a perfect Randy Jackson "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!" In Eddie Murphy's voice that will embarrass her and make her laugh at the same time.
My Wife is the "why do you have to make jokes about everything" type.
If we're in a restaurant I can still do a perfect Randy Jackson "SEXUAL CHOCOLATE!!" In Eddie Murphy's voice that will embarrass her and make her laugh at the same time.
We went to grab some french pastry one day to a local shop here and as soon as i entered the door i started speaking in french. I ordered all the items in french (they had a label below every one) and of course i purposefully butchered every pronunciation. The two girls behind the counter were giggling and laughing, just having a blast and correcting my pronunciation with a joyful smile.
Of course that was a 3 hour fight lmao. Apparently i would have fuked both of them right there and then if my gf hadnt been there. I guess its that easy now, just fuking everyone left and right, women seem to think that way when they are with a man.
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09-14-2022, 11:59 AM
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a quirky sense of humour
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actually has morals, values and principles
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Don’t know how to explain it. My mom was a nazi. She even had a lot of German decent. Things in our home were strict. No fast foods. No video gaming on weekdays, never alcohol or smoking. Obviously I found ways to do these things without my folks knowing and it was crazy at how strict it was growing up. I was so happy to break away from that but every girl I meet is the complete opposite. Total slobs. Can’t cook. Can’t keep a job. Liberal weirdos. Don’t know how to cook or even wash clothes. Think I miss my mothers ways 😅
09-14-2022, 12:19 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Yeah good luck with that. Very rare type. And if they like rock it's typically the emo crap. Eventually my taste evolved a lot into other genres and I don't care as much, but new girl likes my taste, so thats good.I'd be head over heels for a woman who was at least a 5/10+ and well put together if she legitimately enjoyed Black Sabbath's music (and other metal/classic rock along those lines) as much I do.
Unfortunately, I've long since realized that I'd have better odds of hitting the lottery.
Unfortunately, I've long since realized that I'd have better odds of hitting the lottery.
I think the ability to cook is becoming extremely rare. And genuinely a nice/kind person.
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Not being a sloot
Not having unrealistic expectations of their sexual market value. Hampigs don't deserve HVMs but feel they do
Not being obsessed with social media
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Not being obsessed with social media
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Actually met a chick recently that is super into metal, we already went to a couple concerts and it doesn't hurt she's conservative, educated and attractive as ****I'd be head over heels for a woman who was at least a 5/10+ and well put together if she legitimately enjoyed Black Sabbath's music (and other metal/classic rock along those lines) as much I do.
Unfortunately, I've long since realized that I'd have better odds of hitting the lottery.
Unfortunately, I've long since realized that I'd have better odds of hitting the lottery.
Thanks for your input, you frauding fat slampig-Sirfapsalot '20
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A logical, philosophical and rational mind.
I've met literally 2 females in my life with these qualities which are frankly god mode for any woman. Most women are purely driven by emotion and are quite low in IQ.
I want a doomer conspiracy theory philosopher wife as they would unironically be the best equipped to survive clown world and help our children survive clown world.
I've met literally 2 females in my life with these qualities which are frankly god mode for any woman. Most women are purely driven by emotion and are quite low in IQ.
I want a doomer conspiracy theory philosopher wife as they would unironically be the best equipped to survive clown world and help our children survive clown world.
09-14-2022, 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Bando⏩
This is one of the actual instances of "she was the best man". We don't realize how blessed we are to have that joyful and wholesome presence of a woman on the regular.Had a girl that I could make laugh all the time, like a pretty little tinkerbell laugh and I could keep going till she would cry, miss her laughter.
09-24-2022, 12:50 AM
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Originally Posted By LoginCell⏩
A virtuous 1950's style woman for a millennial man? Oh, lawd. We can only dream. All we get are thots, instawhores, onlyfans sloots, etc.Is actually virtuous in a 1950s America was great way
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When I met my wife 5 years ago, one of the things that really attracted me to her was the fact she didn’t use social media. No fb, insta, snapchat... nothing. Very rare, probably like 1 out of every 50 young women don’t use any social media.
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