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post 1667952073 09-16-2022, 06:27 AM
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Anybody here piss sitting down?

Ever since i've started doing this, i've stopped piissing on my toilet seats, especially when I get up in the middle of the night and can't see shyt.

I know that many of you would think that this is stupid, but it works so much better than standing up.
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post 1667952143 09-16-2022, 06:29 AM
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Yes, because I am lazy & can pull my foreskin back & pee without it going everywhere. Believe it was law in Germany that all men had to pee sitting down for a long time.
post 1667952183 09-16-2022, 06:31 AM
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Whether ****ting or pissing, it’s nice and relaxing to sit down on a toilet and browse the misc. Hygiene be damned.
post 1667952253 09-16-2022, 06:33 AM
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Originally Posted By jimbob007⏩
Yes, because I am lazy & can pull my foreskin back & pee without it going everywhere. Believe it was law in Germany that all men had to pee sitting down for a long time.
Originally Posted By Bojangles711⏩
Whether ****ting or pissing, it’s nice and relaxing to sit down on a toilet and browse the misc. Hygiene be damned.
it's like bruh, all my problems pertaining to pissing on the toilet seats diappeared.
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post 1667952303 09-16-2022, 06:35 AM
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Yes, when I get up in the middle of the night. Don't need to turn a light on, don't need to aim.
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post 1667952383 09-16-2022, 06:38 AM
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“Men” in 2022.

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post 1667952493 09-16-2022, 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
“Men” in 2022.

Teehee I tinkle while I sit so I don’t sprinkle
What's so masculine about peeing standing up?

You that fragile?
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post 1667952633 09-16-2022, 06:44 AM
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Y'all need to learn how to aim lol. Also lift the lid and you don't have worry about pissing on it you bunch of heathens
Originally Posted By PissantSoldier⏩
What's so masculine about peeing standing up?
Because only men can do it. I can't believe I'm having to defend standing up while pissing in a misc thread. 2022 is strange times indeed
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post 1667952653 09-16-2022, 06:44 AM
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you ****ing animals really were peeing standing up in your own home? i can understand doing it outside, but in your own clean comfy bathroom? crazy.
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post 1667952723 09-16-2022, 06:46 AM
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Lol at home yes, I don’t want to get piss on my toilet rim, never have to lift seat, more relaxing to sit, quieter so my piss noise doesn’t wake wife up at night, cats come in to watch me and I can pet them, etc
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NO. Do you sh it standing up?
post 1667953003 09-16-2022, 06:51 AM
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Absolutely not. There truly is no feeling of greater freedom than standing butt naked in front of your bowl and pissing hands-free with perfect piss-aim, letting your frothy golden stream of warm urine emerge from your dik-hole right into the middle of the bowl to volumemaxx your piss stream as much as possible. It truly is a skill to be honed over the years.

(disclaimer: not to be tried with a piss boner)
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post 1667953133 09-16-2022, 06:55 AM
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Meanwhile the wives and spouses of these men

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post 1667953443 09-16-2022, 07:02 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
Ever since i've started doing this, i've stopped piissing on my toilet seats, especially when I get up in the middle of the night and can't see shyt.

I know that many of you would think that this is stupid, but it works so much better than standing up.
no that not masculine
post 1667955523 09-16-2022, 07:42 AM
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Originally Posted By user7YJY5JKYXTW⏩
no that not masculine
Wtf is masculine about having piss on your toilet seats? Since when it being dirty 'manly'.

What's next, that your favourite dessert is dingleberry ice-cream.
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post 1667955993 09-16-2022, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
Wtf is masculine about having piss on your toilet seats? Since when it being dirty 'manly'.

What's next, that your favourite dessert is dingleberry ice-cream.
Having schit stains on your toilet seat is the epitome of masculinity.
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post 1667956413 09-16-2022, 07:57 AM
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My piss sometimes comes out in two streams, different directions. One of them is not going to make it into the toilet. Yes.

The stand-up pisser at the gym is fine though, will catch both streams.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Having schit stains on your toilet seat is the epitome of masculinity.
doesnt even come close to not even brushing your teeth or showering for days - that's alpha.
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post 1667956813 09-16-2022, 08:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
My piss sometimes comes out in two streams, different directions. One of them is not going to make it into the toilet. Yes.

The stand-up pisser at the gym is fine though, will catch both streams.
Total killer & the three stream direction with a full bladder is the worst.
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At home. Everywhere else, standing.
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Originally Posted By Casca⏩
My piss sometimes comes out in two streams, different directions. One of them is not going to make it into the toilet. Yes.

The stand-up pisser at the gym is fine though, will catch both streams.
Take the 's' out of your username and a beautiful correlation would emerge between username and thread content.
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Of course I sit to piss - it's basically a box squat. Gotta work dem legs nomsayin'?

Sometimes I'll even sit and stand back up multiple times during a piss. Just for the juicy leg pump.
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Originally Posted By WiseOldApe⏩
Ever since i've started doing this, i've stopped piissing on my toilet seats, especially when I get up in the middle of the night and can't see shyt.

I know that many of you would think that this is stupid, but it works so much better than standing up.
I do in middle of night.
Brb missing toilet and pissing on floor cause you don't want to turn on the lights.
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I do it sometimes, othertimes however, I will pee standing up
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Originally Posted By Skezo⏩
I do in middle of night.
Brb missing toilet and pissing on floor cause you don't want to turn on the lights.
Who’s fukin home is absolute pitch black total darkness? How did you make it to the bathroom?

Is there a rope tied from the bedroom to bathroom along a cleared path ?
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post 1667958723 09-16-2022, 08:25 AM
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I pee exclusively while laying down
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Yes.
Originally Posted By cjr169⏩
Who’s fukin home is absolute pitch black total darkness? How did you make it to the bathroom?

Is there a rope tied from the bedroom to bathroom along a cleared path ?
You can't easily navigate your home in the dark?
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