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post 1668050593 09-17-2022, 07:29 PM
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Can't you put some natural deterrent that would prevent them from eating your trees?
post 1668050683 09-17-2022, 07:32 PM
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this is proof that rural living is goated (ded srs)





would rather deal with some douchebag moose instead of drive by shootings in the city

at least the moose can't shoot back
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post 1668050723 09-17-2022, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Can't you put some natural deterrent that would prevent them from eating your trees?
yeah, it's called 338 lapua magnum to the brain


name: moose
status: deterred
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post 1668050753 09-17-2022, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted By FGTMOOSE⏩
say that to my face not online see what happens
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post 1668050773 09-17-2022, 07:34 PM
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What is going on in this thread lmao
Damn
post 1668051223 09-17-2022, 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted By cramer1995⏩
yeah, it's called 338 lapua magnum to the brain

name: moose
status: deterred
Nah, not in a residential area. A friend has an enormous property with a big pond and deer like to hang there early in the morning.

Hunting areas one thing, residential another imo.
post 1668051783 09-17-2022, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Jandels⏩
What is going on in this thread lmao
Not entirely sure



But I'm enjoying it
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post 1668052143 09-17-2022, 08:09 PM
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Get better pictures of the meese you ****g0t neanderthal.
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post 1668056463 09-17-2022, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
Nah, not in a residential area. A friend has an enormous property with a big pond and deer like to hang there early in the morning.

Hunting areas one thing, residential another imo.
moose shouldn't show up in my residential neighborhood if he doesn't want high velocity lead poisoning then. stay out in the phuckin woods bitch
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post 1668057243 09-17-2022, 09:51 PM
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Couple things.

Had to actually work grill tonight so that was fun,

I’m outside city no shooting zones and have plenty of space. I also satellite imaged the land and can have everything traveling down towards the ground, into trees, with a quarry site with a large berm in direct line.

So yes I can shoot, guy who had house before me has a deer stand and had like 20+ racks.

That being said I’m not interested in going after either of those two. Maybe some large boyo will wanna come bang sometime in the next few months if she has good water and nice person feed her baby apples.

Also that was close enough for pictures. I went down about halfway between we’re I took and the apple tree is. But I’m not really feeling getting more than 10 feet from the deck with mom and her baby even if they seemed to not mind me, and when I was that close I’m not fukking around with a phone.
post 1668057693 09-17-2022, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Couple things.

Had to actually work grill tonight so that was fun,

I’m outside city no shooting zones and have plenty of space. I also satellite imaged the land and can have everything traveling down towards the ground, into trees, with a quarry site with a large berm in direct line.

So yes I can shoot, guy who had house before me has a deer stand and had like 20+ racks.

That being said I’m not interested in going after either of those two. Maybe some large boyo will wanna come bang sometime in the next few months if she has good water and nice person feed her baby apples.

Also that was close enough for pictures. I went down about halfway between we’re I took and the apple tree is. But I’m not really feeling getting more than 10 feet from the deck with mom and her baby even if they seemed to not mind me, and when I was that close I’m not fukking around with a phone.
yehhhh thats what i thought pussy
post 1668059023 09-17-2022, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted By FGTMOOSE⏩
yehhhh thats what i thought pussy
Who the fuk made you green moose.

I’m taking you right back to red again you fgt.
post 1668059163 09-17-2022, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted By FGTMOOSE⏩
say that to my face not online see what happens
post 1668059233 09-17-2022, 10:50 PM
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Originally Posted By FGTMOOSE⏩
yehhhh thats what i thought pussy
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post 1668059383 09-17-2022, 10:56 PM
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Would rep moose for chitmaxxing in OP’s yard
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post 1668069073 09-18-2022, 07:23 AM
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why is elk poop preferable to baby moose poop?
post 1668069133 09-18-2022, 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted By Looksmaxxer101⏩
why is elk poop preferable to baby moose poop?
A deeper, nuttier flavor perhaps?
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post 1668069453 09-18-2022, 07:32 AM
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lol'd at thread title

lol'd again when fgtmoose posted ITT




'fgt moose' lmao
post 1668069853 09-18-2022, 07:45 AM
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Challenge it to a duel.
FL > PA
post 1668069943 09-18-2022, 07:48 AM
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is that dog eating poop? lol at dogs
post 1668070403 09-18-2022, 08:07 AM
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Know these feels, somewhat. I get a lot of deer that come chill on my property. This summer, I had this one doe and her 2 babies hang around. Friggin' doe actually hopped my garden fence and started helping herself to my cucumbers while her babies stood around and humped each other (srs). I had to increase the height of my garden fence.

I'm such a soft bish when it comes to animals that I'd just leave out broccoli stems, cabbage butts, and other veg they like so that I could sit on my porch and watch them. They are beautiful creatures after all. However, as louis ck put it, they definitely fit the description of 'rats with hooves.' I can't even imagine how much a moose could ravage a property.
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post 1668082933 09-18-2022, 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
A deeper, nuttier flavor perhaps?
hope pupper doggo enjoys his dessert regardless

maybe next time he'll get lucky to feast on elk poop
post 1668083553 09-18-2022, 01:43 PM
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damn you have a really nice place...damn all this place is yours? location ? city? area?
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post 1668083573 09-18-2022, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted By Duckliver⏩
Who the fuk made you green moose.

I’m taking you right back to red again you fgt.
i hope you like the presents we left out for you last night
post 1668083843 09-18-2022, 01:49 PM
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I think you should foight it with your fists, op.
post 1668084143 09-18-2022, 01:57 PM
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OP about to reenact Bambi.


post 1668084343 09-18-2022, 02:01 PM
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This animal just eats plants all day and then ****s out 15 lbs of it on your lawn when it's done
Uncontrollable behavior with some psychopathic tendencies
post 1668084413 09-18-2022, 02:02 PM
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That's actually pretty cool... you should enjoy it instead of being angry.

I'd totally just chill with coffee watching them.
post 1668084613 09-18-2022, 02:06 PM
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It could be worse OP, the moose could have chit in your spare room and declared laundry day
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