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post 1668075533 09-18-2022, 10:50 AM
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Just cut a massive fart in Lululemon and bounced

Wife tying on clothes
Cut big dirty fart while waiting in the corner
Two ****** sloots walked right into that section
Left immediately
Sitting on bench outside in mall
Hope sloots make it
Scared to go back in




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post 1668076003 09-18-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
What do misc
Laugh

What a brootal fartmogging
post 1668076093 09-18-2022, 11:01 AM
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Throw your current underwear out and go back and buy some lulu ones
post 1668076213 09-18-2022, 11:04 AM
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Cropdusting is most gratifying when you've just left a grocery store aisle and someone else enters and wonders WTF?
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There truly is no greater mog in life than a store-clearing gurgling rotten whore of a flappy trombone sewage fart
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post 1668076293 09-18-2022, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
Throw your current underwear out and go back and buy some lulu ones
Throwing them out is a given.


Should I march back in there just for undies?



Those poor sloots shouldn't have been there
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post 1668076463 09-18-2022, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By poundXpound⏩
Cropdustingis most gratifying when you've just left a grocery store aisle and someone else enters and wonders WTF?
Genuinely lost it hard reading that. Genius.

also tfw your boxers are now a biohazard.
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post 1668076483 09-18-2022, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩
Throwing them out is a given.


Should I march back in there just for undies?





Those poor sloots shouldn't have been there
I would

Grab a pack of there 5 inch trunks, they are the best man srs
post 1668076573 09-18-2022, 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted By poundXpound⏩
Cropdusting is most gratifying when you've just left a grocery store aisle and someone else enters and wonders WTF?
It's the simple pleasures in life
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post 1668076613 09-18-2022, 11:14 AM
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When you walk down the aisle to fart but some stupid kunt keeps following you for 2 aisles so you let it rip and let their suicidal ass walk into it. not even sorry, full belly laugh
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post 1668077003 09-18-2022, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted By Better
When you walk down the aisle to fart but some stupid kunt keeps following you for 2 aisles so you let it rip and let their suicidal ass walk into it. not even sorry, full belly laugh
Not our fault some people have no sense of self preservation
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post 1668077703 09-18-2022, 11:31 AM
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Freshman year of college me and some buddies where in the elevator and I ripped a massive, deadly, life threatening fart. We all ran out of the elevator for fresh air at the next stop. We watched a few girls get on, yell ewww and immediately get off the elevator lol a proud moment I will forever cherish
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post 1668077903 09-18-2022, 11:34 AM
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post 1668078083 09-18-2022, 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted By JPG13⏩
Freshman year of college me and some buddies where in the elevator and I ripped a massive, deadly, life threatening fart. We all ran out of the elevator for fresh air at the next stop. We watched a few girls get on, yell ewww and immediately get off the elevator lol a proud moment I will forever cherish
A story you legit need to share with your kids.


Kids today are such pussies no one seems to do stuff like that just for the laughs anymore
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post 1668078093 09-18-2022, 11:39 AM
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Nothing worse than walking in unawares.
post 1668078843 09-18-2022, 12:00 PM
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Probably not the worst thing they’ll smell today
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post 1668078923 09-18-2022, 12:02 PM
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Probably smells better than them
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Originally Posted By JPG13⏩
Freshman year of college me and some buddies where in the elevator and I ripped a massive, deadly, life threatening fart. We all ran out of the elevator for fresh air at the next stop. We watched a few girls get on, yell ewww and immediately get off the elevator lol a proud moment I will forever cherish


As my position in life increases ever so steadily, my schit piss and fart humor remains static and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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post 1668080743 09-18-2022, 12:40 PM
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your butthole is a bioweapon, it has the ability to acquire an entire store
post 1668085083 09-18-2022, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted By dizzin9⏩
Probably smells better than them
I was already holding my breath as I walked by them.


Can't confirm either.
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Originally Posted By IlChosenOne⏩
Probably not the worst thing they’ll smell today
Imagine the smellz
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post 1668085333 09-18-2022, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa⏩
I would

Grab a pack of there 5 inch trunks, they are the best man srs
I am a saxx fan, but will check out
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
How the hell do you pronounce that store anyway?
I think it's Loo loo lemon.


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This is my favorite thread today. Because of this thread, I 'cropdusted' my wife today dead fkn srs.
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Originally Posted By BigElephant⏩
That was my first inclination, however it's always spelled with the two words pushed together and I recently heard someone say loo LOO lemon with the emphasis on the second Loo and the lemon part with some ****gy french pronunciation.
Hard to know with everyone trying to be edgy as fuk these days.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
This is my favorite thread today. Because of this thread, I 'cropdusted' my wife today dead fkn srs.
Mirin.


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