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post 1668140743 09-19-2022, 03:31 PM
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Miscers really out here kissing prostitutes?

I've banged maybe 30 different prostitutes in my time and not once have they tried to kiss me, nor would I even let them

Ibby are you going in for a kiss or are they just kissing you? You wild as **** bro
post 1668141433 09-19-2022, 03:44 PM
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+ also tongue slamming the balloon knots
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post 1668141523 09-19-2022, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
+ also tongue slamming the balloon knots
angus? ngl ive done that (no homer)
post 1668141543 09-19-2022, 03:46 PM
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sleeping with prostitutes is degenerate and for the lowest class of society, the outcasts who have to pay for sex
post 1668141783 09-19-2022, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk
sleeping with prostitutes is degenerate and for the lowest class of society, the outcasts who have to pay for sex
it depends.. if you're a millionaire and you pay for hoes, then power to you. if you're poor and you pay for hoes, then you're ****ed. really depends on the situation
post 1668141823 09-19-2022, 03:50 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson
angus? ngl ive done that (no homer)
so youve licked a whores angus but wont kiss her?
post 1668142063 09-19-2022, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
so youve licked a whores angus but wont kiss her?
can i just ask why anyone would kiss a prostitute?
post 1668142413 09-19-2022, 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk
sleeping with prostitutes is degenerate and for the lowest class of society, the outcasts who have to pay for sex
Yeah, it must be better to be an incel, right?
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post 1668142583 09-19-2022, 04:03 PM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk
sleeping with prostitutes is degenerate and for the lowest class of society, the outcasts who have to pay for sex
I'm not a "whoremaxxer", but this is kind of silly. You always have to pay for it somehow. Time/effort/dates/commitment/etc.
post 1668142793 09-19-2022, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
It makes the experience more realistic, I don't usually kiss hookers but if a big booty 8/10 Brazilian initiates it no way am I saying no.

To me fuking an escort is meant to be as close to fuking a regular girl as much as possible.

Nothing worse than mechanical sex where the whore has tons of rules and barely let's you touch them.
why are whores initiating a kiss? like I'm just wondering why. Ive probably ****ed more escorts than you, I have regulars that I see often, and most of it isn't even for sex. Even when I'm dead horny I've never had the urge to kiss a whore.
post 1668142933 09-19-2022, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson
why are whores initiating a kiss? like I'm just wondering why. Ive probably ****ed more escorts than you, I have regulars that I see often,and most of it isn't even for sex.Even when I'm dead horny I've never had the urge to kiss a whore.
lol, what?
post 1668142943 09-19-2022, 04:10 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson
why are whores initiating a kiss?like I'm just wondering why. Ive probably ****ed more escorts than you, I have regulars that I see often, and most of it isn't even for sex. Even when I'm dead horny I've never had the urge to kiss a whore.
Maybe they're lonely and empty inside and need some affection.
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post 1668142963 09-19-2022, 04:10 PM
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There's no way he ain't infested with stds lol but Yolo I guess.
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post 1668143073 09-19-2022, 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
It makes the experience more realistic, I don't usually kiss hookers but if a big booty 8/10 Brazilian initiates it no way am I saying no.

To me fuking an escort is meant to be as close to fuking a regular girl as much as possible.

Nothing worse than mechanical sex where the whore has tons of rules and barely let's you touch them.
lmfao do u have this msg copied and saved?

I swear I seen you post this word for word before
post 1668143263 09-19-2022, 04:15 PM
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I'll kiss prostitutes and regular drunken bar girls. Its totally case dependent. If she seems like a drug addict or something like that, I'm not going to do it.
post 1668143273 09-19-2022, 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
lol, what?
I like to smoke and talk about ****. I like gaining experience dead SRS.
post 1668143403 09-19-2022, 04:18 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
It makes the experience more realistic, I don't usually kiss hookers but if a big booty 8/10 Brazilian initiates it no way am I saying no.

To me fuking an escort is meant to be as close to fuking a regular girl as much as possible.

Nothing worse than mechanical sex where the whore has tons of rules and barely let's you touch them.
Yep, this is correct. If I'm fuking a pro, I want it to feel like a regular girl. This is why I chat her up a bit try to get a bit of connection.

The act of getting a rushed condom blowjob and 10 minutes of bad condom sex with a hooker isn't even the least bit enjoyable to me. I would genuinely rather jerk off.
post 1668143493 09-19-2022, 04:19 PM
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pills can fix mos things. i havew no problem licking a prostituirtes butthole. makes me hard af
post 1668144343 09-19-2022, 04:35 PM
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Miscers stay kissing, eating out,
Tongue punching fart boxes etc

PISSENING
just lol
post 1668144453 09-19-2022, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By KidDyno
Miscers stay kissing, eating out,
Tongue punching fart boxes etc

PISSENING
I mean that's fine if you have a wifey material who is clean.


But random hookers? Maneeeeee....... Das not it
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post 1668144713 09-19-2022, 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
Cope, I get tested every 6 months or so just to make sure and am all clear.

Then again I always wear a condom with escorts although rawdog regular sloots.




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Proud of you honestly but that's just the main ones, there's 350 others they didn't test for.
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post 1668145523 09-19-2022, 04:51 PM
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do you boys run out the clock with cuddling/holding hands to get your money's worth
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post 1668145533 09-19-2022, 04:52 PM
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why ok kiss tinder girl with disease


but not kiss escort with no disease















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post 1668146163 09-19-2022, 05:04 PM
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Paying for sex is incredibly sad.

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post 1668146323 09-19-2022, 05:08 PM
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i wouldn't **** a hooker because they cater to clientele with groce fetishes
post 1668150983 09-19-2022, 06:29 PM
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Originally Posted By Vascularmanlet
It doesn't happen all the time, out of the 60+ escorts I've banged maybe around 20 of them initiated kissing.

I don't usually care for it but if it happens I just roll with it and go along.

The deal breaker for me is that they have to do OWO (oral without/blowjob no condom) if they don't allow it I won't see them no matter how hot they are, nothing worse than a rubber blowy.

CIM is preferable too but not always necessary.
i'm kind of a germaphobe but condom BJ is just a huge waste of time. If the condom is gonna be on 100% of the time, I'd rather be at home with my hand and my 27" imac.
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post 1668151493 09-19-2022, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
I'm not a "whoremaxxer", but this is kind of silly. You always have to pay for it somehow. Time/effort/dates/commitment/etc.
False. There are good women who make a positive contribution to the family finances.

Ask me how I know.
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ill lick their butthole

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post 1668152753 09-19-2022, 07:05 PM
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Originally Posted By Polaris
I'm not a "whoremaxxer", but this is kind of silly. You always have to pay for it somehow. Time/effort/dates/commitment/etc.
1. "Time" - she gives her time too, which negates the claim, unless you're arrogant enough to think your time is more valuable than hers.
2. "Effort" - what "effort" - meeting a woman for a coffee and going to her place to smash is "effort"? Certainly less than booking an escort, no? Not that I'd know.
3. "Commitment" - she has to commit as well.

None of this is "paying for it in some way", and I wish Miscers here would stop coping and realize meeting a woman for a coffee and smashing her (imagine she buys the coffee! WOAH DUDE!) is very different than PAYING A WOMAN TO SUCK YOUR DIKC.

I mean, that the two get conflated here is a sign of just how many "hard Miscers" basically pay for hookers and lead degenerate lives. FFS honestly. Was this what you brahs thought about in HS locker rooms after football? "Man I better run another paper route so I can pay that blonde 200 bucks and maybe she'll suck me off"?

Degenerate, pathetic, social outcast behavior. Shame on you folks.
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