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post 1668406523 09-24-2022, 03:24 PM
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Just made love to an escort (srs)

on a dry spell so saw an escort (also saw one yesterday srs), she was alright though. tallish probably 5'9, slim with good ass etc.

got into my trusty missionary position and went to town, sucked on her nipples and kissed her neck a few times.

just stayed in that one position, im not like that ******* ibby that tries to put on some sort of show doing 16 different positions with his micro cock. just got a bj, whipped out my 7 incher and gave her maybe 5 or 10 mins of good old fashioned missionary.

then smoked a *** and left. u mirin misc?
post 1668406563 09-24-2022, 03:25 PM
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also, you mirin im green now? life is good. after countless dick threads and even dick pics, im still going strong
post 1668406573 09-24-2022, 03:26 PM
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How big was he?
post 1668406623 09-24-2022, 03:27 PM
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Missionary is best srs
post 1668406673 09-24-2022, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
How big was he?
she was pretty tall but slim.

when you have a big dick, you aint gotta do some ******* ibby ****. eating pussy, kissing, sex in 28 different positions. a real man with a big cock just needs good old missionary with the odd neck kiss. i actually wrap my arms around girls during missionary too, and they instinctively wrap their arms around you. then they squeeze when she's getting into it.

that's all there is to sex.
post 1668406723 09-24-2022, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
she was pretty tall but slim.

when you have a big dick, you aint gotta do some ******* ibby ****. eating pussy, kissing, sex in 28 different positions. a real man with a big cock just needs good old missionary with the odd neck kiss.

that's all there is to sex.
Thanks for the tip, m9-1.
post 1668406813 09-24-2022, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
also, you mirin im green now? life is good. after countless dick threads and even dick pics, im still going strong
doubt even these guys could help here

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post 1668406833 09-24-2022, 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk⏩
Missionary is best srs
easily the best. unless she got that fat ass and you gotta hit it from the back. but you're not always gonna have girls that are gifted in that department. girls seem to love missionary too, at least if u got a decent dick and upwards curve maybe
post 1668407353 09-24-2022, 03:41 PM
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[QUOTE=Ratfish post_id=1668406813]doubt even these guys could help here

[img]https://i.imgur.com/fQMTpeM.jpg[/im][/QUOTE]and yet here you are
post 1668407383 09-24-2022, 03:41 PM
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I would never fk a escort srs
post 1668407683 09-24-2022, 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted By AndrewTateTopG⏩
I would never fk a escort srs
if you have money then you would, its peanuts and i only bang high end escorts
post 1668407853 09-24-2022, 03:47 PM
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5 minutes is all you got?


I pound these massage h0es for like a solid 25 mins... I could even push it up to 45 minutes if it wasn't for them begging me to stop.


My little 6.5" erect cawk definitely can't hang with the BBC boyos, but got damn it, I make up for it with unrivaled thrust action... very few men have thrust game on my level.


OP step up your game, 5 minutes is weak sauce.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1668407953 09-24-2022, 03:49 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
5 minutes is all you got?


I pound these massage h0es for like a solid 25 mins... I could even push it up to 45 minutes if it wasn't for them begging me to stop.


My little 6.5" erect cawk definitely can't hang with the BBC boyos, but got damn it, I make up for it with unrivaled thrust action... very few men have thrust game on my level.


OP step up your game, 5 minutes is weak sauce.
i dunno how long it is, im not timing it, but it is probably 10 mins ish. i feel like if it goes for longer, you forget why you're there. if the sex is good, you're just gonna cum quicker lol.

also lol at banging massage girls. i bet they charge more than regular escorts too
post 1668408113 09-24-2022, 03:53 PM
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House fee: $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 1 hour

Full service tip: $120

Total cost $160


Massage parlors are an acquired taste.... I had me one that looked similar to this.... I say "similar" because these AMPs are notorious for using fake pics. But every once in a while, you can find a young stunner...



Everything I post is satire.
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post 1668408313 09-24-2022, 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus⏩
House fee: $40 for 30 minutes, $60 for 1 hour

Full service tip: $120

Total cost $160


Massage parlors are an acquired taste.... I had me one that looked similar to this.... I say "similar" because these AMPs are notorious for using fake pics. But every once in a while, you can find a young stunner...


just lol at you going for half an hour though. i guess you're getting your money's worth. also lol at them asking you to stop. just lmao

6.5" aint bad btw. i'd say that's big but you gotta have some girth to bring that size up
post 1668409623 09-24-2022, 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
if you have money then you would, its peanuts and i only bang high end escorts
There are plenty of folks with a *lot* of money that don't pay for sex at all.

Nor do they tend to go through the dry spells you mention though.

Sounds like a you problem tbh.
post 1668409723 09-24-2022, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted By LogicalLifts⏩
There are plenty of folks with a *lot* of money that don't pay for sex at all.

Nor do they tend to go through the dry spells you mention though.

Sounds like a you problem tbh.
the dating game today is ****ed anyways. ugly ass women wanting the world.
post 1668409813 09-24-2022, 04:33 PM
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Bragging about buying a hooker. Nice new low misc
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-dry spell
-saw an escort the day before

Pick one
post 1668410513 09-24-2022, 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted By Scottybby⏩
-dry spell
-saw an escort the day before

Pick one
Also:

-made love to
-escort

Pick one
post 1668410583 09-24-2022, 04:59 PM
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OP has found his soulmate. Leave OP alone.
post 1668427053 09-25-2022, 06:01 AM
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Lol
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Originally Posted By WantFatJohnson⏩
the dating game today is ****ed anyways. ugly ass women wanting the world.
No lies detected. Why jestermaxxx for a 6/10 on a dating site that’s been run through by countless dudes, when you can just pay to have a TOP TIER hoochie perform like a pornstar on you?

I haven’t turned to the dark side yet…but I will if they ever legalize it in the states
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