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post 1668846883 10-03-2022, 05:12 AM
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Dear Diary, So I went to a nude beach today...

So me and the wife are down here in Miami Beach, Florida on vacation. We've pretty much been through our entire planned itinerary, so we were running out of things to do when she was like "hey, let's go to a nude beach". So I was like "fck it ... sounds like something to do". So off to Haulover beach we went.

I gotta admit, when we got there I started getting cold feet. But, I was committed to going through it. Once it all came off though, it wasn't too bad. Quite freeing actually. Then when we jumped into that warm ass ocean water butt ass nekkid ... man, that was probably one of the greatest experiences ever.

It wasn't crowded, but it wasn't desolate either. It was mostly couples and single dudes. Single young dudes were probably gay, but whatevs. Couples were mostly middle aged folks, but saw a few couples who were around our age. With those couples, tho, it was usually only the girl who was fully naked. The guy was usually too scared to go full in.

Saw a few creepy old dudes tho. There was thing one rail thin old guy walking around nekkid with this strained look on his face the whole time. It was so odd.

So now I think we're hooked. I find myself looking up other nude beaches and planning our next vacation around them.

Sorry ... no pics. For obvious reasons, we didn't wanna pull out our camera phones while on the beach and possibly draw negative attention to ourselves.
post 1668847183 10-03-2022, 05:27 AM
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The one up here is mostly old couples and gay dudes
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post 1668847253 10-03-2022, 05:32 AM
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Went to one with an old gf years ago and she was literally the only girl on the whole beach the second we got there everyone just stopped and stared at us. Didn't even take off our clothes srs just did a 360 and walked out of there creepest thing I've experienced
post 1668847283 10-03-2022, 05:35 AM
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Was at a nude beach in barcelona never again SRS. Was full of homos
post 1668847293 10-03-2022, 05:35 AM
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There's a nude beach 5 minutes from me at the university campus. I've never, ever seen anyone there.


Thing is, saltwater crocodiles live in the water, so if I went nude there'd be a far higher chance of one of them chomping off my dong than being nude in the presence of a hot chick.
Back off, Warchild.

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Originally Posted By YUL
The one up here is mostly old couples and gay dudes
If you're in QC, do you mean Oka? I'm aware of that one. Never been. Figured it would all be old wrinkly saggin' ass balls and molk hanging to the knees.
Originally Posted By nattyandweak
Was at a nude beach in barcelona never again SRS. Was full of homos
Now that it's been confirmed that these beaches attract gay men, you'll see a 1000% uptick in miscers flocking to these places.
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post 1668847433 10-03-2022, 05:43 AM
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Interesting. I didn't do any research before going, but when I got back to our hotel room I started Googling. Apparently Haulover beach is one of the better nude beaches, and since my personal experience was positive, I'd say that was a pretty accurate statement.

Now I'm curious if Haulover is the exception. There's a nude beach in Maui that was on some top 12 best nude beaches list. I've never been to Hawaii and I've always wanted to go, so I guess that's going to be our next destination.
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Wtf would you want your wife walking around naked for everyone to see? May as well snap her noodes and upload to misc. I’m sure that would be very freeing and liberating for you. You can masturbate to men masturbating over your wife.
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Originally Posted By plsmire
Wtf would you want your wife walking around naked for everyone to see? May as well snap her noodes and upload to misc. I’m sure that would be very freeing and liberating for you. You can masturbate to men masturbating over your wife.
When you think about it, a tiny piece of fabric hiding a woman's nipples and some thin anal floss hiding her cooch are all that separates her from being buck ass naked at the beach. Men can fap it regardless. Guys are fuking animals, we'll wank to anything.
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
When you think about it, a tiny piece of fabric hiding a woman's nipples and some thin anal floss hiding her cooch are all that separates her from being buck ass naked at the beach. Men can fap it regardless. Guys are fuking animals, we'll wank to anything.
jakes on you he makes his gf wear a full boiler suit to the beach brah
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Originally Posted By plsmire
Wtf would you want your wife walking around naked for everyone to see? May as well snap her noodes and upload to misc. I’m sure that would be very freeing and liberating for you. You can masturbate to men masturbating over your wife.
that's not really what people that do the nudist thing are there for, it would be a minority of the people there
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Wood imagine it would be a thousand ****** scoping out bobs and vagene.

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Was everyone sucking and fuking in the open? HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Any bukkake sessions?
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****
Was everyone sucking and fuking in the open? HNNNNNNNNNNNNG

Any bukkake sessions?
meanwhile gordon creepmaxxing in the bushes taking photos for the misc with his fancy 30x telephoto lens but all he gets is close up shots of old man rooster neck saggy ass wrinkly crumpled packing paper hairy ballsack
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
meanwhile gordon creepmaxxing in the bushes taking photos for the misc with his fancy 30x telephoto lens but all he gets is close up shots of old man rooster neck saggy ass wrinkly crumpled packing paper hairy ballsack
Gets home to post-process his new artistic nude photos only to get his vision full of hairy chodes
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Originally Posted By plsmire
Wtf would you want your wife walking around naked for everyone to see? May as well snap her noodes and upload to misc. I’m sure that would be very freeing and liberating for you. You can masturbate to men masturbating over your wife.
I don't understand this mindset. Why would I care if somebody is jerking off to seeing my wife's naked body?

Unless you mean jerking off right in front of her. Then that's something completely different.
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Originally Posted By WWE-TicK
I don't understand this mindset. Why would I care if somebody is jerking off to seeing my wife's naked body?

Unless you mean jerking off right in front of her. Then that's something completely different.
Many miscers are fundamentally insecure, especially those who can't get a girlfriend or even get laid. They want a woman for possession, like a fancy car or a new watch, and they fantasize about controlling every single one of her actions, including the way they dress. If she does anything that would result in another man being able to see parts of her body that youown, she's basically become a whore; trash that must be thrown away. All of this is fuelled by the deep down uncertainty as to whether she'll eventually wind up gravitating towards another man.

But they're reallyniceguys, though. It's not them in any way, shape, or form - it's always the women that are the problem
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Originally Posted By WWE-TicK
I don't understand this mindset. Why would I care if somebody is jerking off to seeing my wife's naked body?

Unless you mean jerking off right in front of her. Then that's something completely different.
Like Antonio Brown stroking it to your wife in the pool? You'd be okay with that?
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Originally Posted By WWE-TicK
Saw a few creepy old dudes tho. There was thing one rail thin old guy walking around nekkid with this strained look on his face the whole time. It was so odd.
I was considering how to compliment your physique brah, strong rude social etiquette. Also I am 28 and a young beautiful boy.
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i went to a nude beach probably 20 years ago in Maui. it would have been better left to the imagination as the naked people were people no one wants to see naked. not like its full of naked supermodels nomsasin
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Originally Posted By WWE-TicK
I don't understand this mindset. Why would I care if somebody is jerking off to seeing my wife's naked body?

Unless you mean jerking off right in front of her. Then that's something completely different.
Agree completely. Now upload those nudes boyo. Don't keep us waitin
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I've never been to a nude beach. Sounds like you had a great time on your vacation good for you!
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Never been to a nude beach but I've nude at a beach. Does that count misc?
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but did you sun your butthole...cause that all that really matters when outside nude
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so what's the ruels there? Are you allowed to walk around with a bone?
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Many miscers are fundamentally insecure, especially those who can't get a girlfriend or even get laid. They want a woman for possession, like a fancy car or a new watch, and they fantasize about controlling every single one of her actions, including the way they dress. If she does anything that would result in another man being able to see parts of her body that youown, she's basically become a whore; trash that must be thrown away. All of this is fuelled by the deep down uncertainty as to whether she'll eventually wind up gravitating towards another man.

But they're reallyniceguys, though. It's not them in any way, shape, or form - it's always the women that are the problem
Fukkin lol. Nailed it
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin
Many miscers are fundamentally insecure, especially those who can't get a girlfriend or even get laid. They want a woman for possession, like a fancy car or a new watch, and they fantasize about controlling every single one of her actions, including the way they dress. If she does anything that would result in another man being able to see parts of her body that youown, she's basically become a whore; trash that must be thrown away. All of this is fuelled by the deep down uncertainty as to whether she'll eventually wind up gravitating towards another man.

But they're reallyniceguys, though. It's not them in any way, shape, or form - it's always the women that are the problem
What does insecurity have to do with not wanting other people to see your wife naked?

A traditional woman wants to be owned, if you've ever met one of those. A traditional woman WILL tell you she's yours and yours with what you want to do. She has 100% respect and trust in you. And a traditional woman cares and respects your opinion on her appearance and what she wears. And vice versa. I know this is outdated concept, but that's how normal/status quo relationships use to be.

Not to mention if your wife doesn't want to go to a nude beach. Is that due to insecurity too?

Hypothetically, you are ok with other people seeing your wife naked (but lets be srs, you don't have one), then what's the stopping point, because you'd also be insecure if anyone were to touch her? Take her out? Wank to her? Fuk her? At what point is it no longer insecurity/nasty/wrong/unethical?

You make no sense. And your logic is a joke.
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Originally Posted By Kev1972
Like Antonio Brown stroking it to your wife in the pool? You'd be okay with that?
No but the issue is a guy stroking his junk in a public pool not because it was to my gf/wife
Originally Posted By _zman
What does insecurity have to do with not wanting other people to see your wife naked?

A traditional woman wants to be owned, if you've ever met one of those. A traditional woman WILL tell you she's yours and yours with what you want to do. She has 100% respect and trust in you. And a traditional woman cares and respects your opinion on her appearance and what she wears. And vice versa. I know this is outdated concept, but that's how normal/status quo relationships use to be.

Not to mention if your wife doesn't want to go to a nude beach. Is that due to insecurity too?

Hypothetically, you are ok with other people seeing your wife naked (but lets be srs, you don't have one), then what's the stopping point, because you'd also be insecure if anyone were to touch her? Take her out? Wank to her? Fuk her? At what point is it no longer insecurity/nasty/wrong/unethical?

You make no sense. And your logic is a joke.
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