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post 1669203673 10-09-2022, 05:59 PM
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Would Kramer have taken the COVID vaccine?

Would Kramer’s character in Seinfeld have taken the COVID vaccine?

What about Nueman - he was a federal employee, probably forced to take it

No doubt Bob Sacameno would have died instantly and told Kramer it was the vax
post 1669203793 10-09-2022, 06:03 PM
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Kramer - no.

Postal Workers were exempt, but Neuman was obese and seemed like vaxxer type.
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Kramer could go to either extreme .... He could be a quintuple jabbie for the free donuts, or an anti-vaxxer....

I'd lean toward anti-jabbie though.... Maybe he'd start a business to coordinate homeless people with anti-vaxxers to get a vax card.
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
Kramer - no.

Postal Workers were exempt, but Neuman was obese and seemed like vaxxer type.
I wonder if Nueman would have got the vax and then seek petty revenge on people that didn’t get the vax like reporting them to the building superintendent
post 1669204203 10-09-2022, 06:14 PM
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Honestly I wish the South Park guys would write another Broadway show related to the pandemic. The show would be a guaranteed 11/10.
post 1669204403 10-09-2022, 06:21 PM
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Kramer would have been anti-vax, until something happened and then he would have been the biggest mudblood shill (see: cigarette ad in Times square)

Jerry wouldn't have taken it until his parents browbeat him into it

George would have taken it probably to try to get in some sugarwalls

Elaine was actually the most based and wouldn't have taken chit

Newman would have a fake vax card and laugh in everyone's face
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post 1669204833 10-09-2022, 06:30 PM
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He would have been ati-vax and Elaine would have taken since she was the most liberal. Also these ****s would have pushed it.

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Only if Kramer were you, mask wearing cuck
post 1669205373 10-09-2022, 06:43 PM
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He wouldn’t wear the ribbon

No way he taking the vax
post 1669205523 10-09-2022, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted By HMFIC_BROWSIN⏩
Kramer could go to either extreme .... He could be a quintuple jabbie for the free donuts, or an anti-vaxxer....

I'd lean toward anti-jabbie though.... Maybe he'd start a business to coordinate homeless people with anti-vaxxers to get a vax card.
This.

Jerry was a hypochondriac, he would have been a vaxxcel. Elaine and George would have too.

Kramer would have resisted. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhno. Not me Jerry. You know what they put in those things right?"
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post 1669205593 10-09-2022, 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted By JT11RTR⏩
He would have been ati-vax and Elaine would have taken since she was the most liberal. Also these ****s would have pushed it.

They would have got monkey pox
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Originally Posted By NuggzTheNinja⏩
This.

Jerry was a hypochondriac, he would have been a vaxxcel. Elaine and George would have too.

Kramer would have resisted. "Ohhhhhhhhhhhno. Not me Jerry. You know what they put in those things right?"
Yeah Jerry was a massive germaphobe

Broke up with that chick after he dropped her toothbrush in the toilet

He’d be constantly wiping down surfaces and probably not let anyone into his apartment
post 1669205933 10-09-2022, 06:53 PM
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Jerry and Elaine would have both gotten covid vaxxed + all the endless "boosters", following CDC guidelines to a T regarding the vaccines. They'd have done it all while laughing and joking about how retarded they thought anyone who didn't do exactly as they did were.

George would have been a bit scared/paranoid about taking them, but he'd eventually fall in line and take towards the end the episode, with plenty of wise cracks about how silly he was to wait at all for along the way. Then it's wrap up with him learning a valuable lesson about trusting scientists/health experts and chit, with the usual canned laugh tracks rolling.

Newman might be a federal employee and thus have been mandated to take it at some point, but he'd definitely figure out a way to avoid it. He'd come up with some elaborate plan to fake that he was vaxxed without actually getting it, it'd blow up in his face to some degree, but he'd buy himself just enough time before the gov gave up on forcing the vaccines on gov workers.

Kramer would hold out 100%, wouldn't take a single dose of it, ever. There'd never even be any question about his position on the matter. They'd have him do his typical crazy ol' Kramer shtick while rambling on about in Jerry's apartment to Jerry and the gang a few times throughout the episode, and they would frame him as a bumbling moron per usual.
post 1669205993 10-09-2022, 06:53 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
Lmao. Here is how I see it

Jerry and Elaine take it, and peer pressure George into taking it

Kramer says hell no and advocates against it.

Newman fakes it like you say.

George's father doesn't take it, despite his wife nagging him to, holding the line just because he doesnt want to make a concession to his wife.
Kramer offered to get Jerry an illegal cable hookup

Maybe he’d get his friend Jay Remenschnieder to make fake vaccination cards

Sell them out of the boot of his car

Like that guy with the high pressure shower heads
post 1669206053 10-09-2022, 06:55 PM
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Originally Posted By r32gojirra⏩
I wonder if Nueman would have got the vax and then seek petty revenge on people that didn’t get the vax like reporting them to the building superintendent
this is my thoughts
post 1669206123 10-09-2022, 06:56 PM
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Originally Posted By northernlights7⏩
Jerry and Elaine would have both gotten covid vaxxed + all the endless "boosters", following CDC guidelines to a T regarding the vaccines. They'd have done it all while laughing and joking about how retarded they thought anyone who didn't do exactly as they did were.

George would have been a bit scared/paranoid about taking them, but he'd eventually fall in line and take towards the end the episode, with plenty of wise cracks about how silly he was to wait at all for along the way. Then it's wrap up with him learning a valuable lesson about trusting scientists/health experts and chit, with the usual canned laugh tracks rolling.

Newman might be a federal employee and thus have been mandated to take it at some point, but he'd definitely figure out a way to avoid it. He'd come up with some elaborate plan to fake that he was vaxxed without actually getting it, it'd blow up in his face to some degree, but he'd buy himself just enough time before the gov gave up on forcing the vaccines on gov workers.

Kramer would hold out 100%, wouldn't take a single dose of it, ever. There'd never even be any question about his position on the matter. They'd have him do his typical crazy ol' Kramer shtick while rambling on about in Jerry's apartment to Jerry and the gang a few times throughout the episode, and they would frame him as a bumbling moron per usual.
George would instantly get all the COVID vac side effects and hire Jackie Chiles to represent him
post 1669206333 10-09-2022, 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted By dabbmw2002⏩
Lmao. Here is how I see it

Jerry and Elaine take it, and peer pressure George into taking it

Kramer says hell no and advocates against it.

Newman fakes it like you say.

George's father doesn't take it, despite his wife nagging him to, holding the line just because he doesnt want to make a concession to his wife.
Thinking about it, I think George would see the vax as some sort of government conspiracy, he'd probably be the caricature of the anti-vaxxers that mudbloods like to pretend everyone was. Like he'd think it was the govt trying to microchip everybody or some chit.

I don't think he'd be peer pressured into it by his friends, it would take a sloot he wanted to smash being super pro-vax, at which point he'd end up with the jab and 5 boosters, walking around with his shoulder exposed so everyone could see his bandaid lmao

Jerry probably gets it right away, thinking about it more.

Elaine ain't taking that chit though. She'd call everyone idiots and tell them covid is a mild cold, which it basically is.
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Kramer would find a way to somehow accidentally mix some of his own DNA into every vaccine shot given.
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Kramer would find a way to somehow accidentally mix some of his own DNA into every vaccine shot given.
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David putty is the only one on the show that wouldn't take it
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Originally Posted By tmyballz⏩
David putty is the only one on the show that wouldn't take it
Elaine: you’re… an anti-vaxxer?

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If, by some plot twist, Kramer did take the vaxx, he would absolutely get a vaxx injury and Jackie Chiles would represent him in a lawsuit against those responsible and he would settle out of court for some inconsequential sum like $5000 and act like he won the lottery.
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No way would George have taken it. Shows would literally be about his parents nagging him to get vaxxed
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Originally Posted By TaeBoNinja⏩
No way would George have taken it. Shows would literally be about his parents nagging him to get vaxxed
Maybe he’d refuse to get the vax because he’s trying to get an anti vaxxer chick

Like that time he converted to Latvian orthodox



Estelle: Georgie, why won’t you get the vaccine?

George: For a woman!
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Originally Posted By Peacening⏩
If, by some plot twist, Kramer did take the vaxx, he would absolutely get a vaxx injury and Jackie Chiles would represent him in a lawsuit against those responsible and he would settle out of court for some inconsequential sum like $5000 and act like he won the lottery.
Lmao

Pfizer exec: as compensation we’re prepared to give you a lifetime supply of viagra, and…

Kramer: I’ll take it!

Jackie: wait! I wanna know what he was gonna say after that “and”!
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Putty and Frank are the only two based people on the show
They would be the holdouts
Kramer it is hard to know
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Originally Posted By helpmee⏩
Putty and Frank are the only two based people on the show
They would be the holdouts
Kramer it is hard to know
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