Yeah I can play golf with you just got to check with the wife you know how it is haha

My wife fuks other men in front of me and i shoot ropes.

When is the last time you had sex with a woman?

Spoiler!

aware,)u were at work

I don't listen to my wife lmao.

We were in the store today buying a bike for my son for xmas (20" bmx style) and I told her before we even got into the shop "I'm gonna ride that bike".

In b4 nooo, you're too big, you're not allowed, you can't do it, you will break it etc.

Well

That just made me more determined. So we pay at the desk in the bike section (this is a big box type store) and ofcourse the first thing I do is jump on and start pushing with my feet. Next thing I see is some dude on a road bike dart infront of me, but I'm too balls deep to stop, plus my feet arn't on the pedals. We both turn away at the same time and then COLLIDE.

His wife was madder than mine (I think his bike cost alot more and they hadn't paid for it yet) mine just shook her head and tried to pretend not to know me. I shouted "lets go babes!" And rode out while the guy behind the counter was cracking up.

I'd rather fukking off myself than have my big afternoon outing at a golf course. If you are younger than 80 and have that conversation I genuinely feel sorry as phuck for your beta ass.

Only a poor person would say something like this.

It’s not a big outing.
Enjoying being outdoors.
Competition.
Betting.
Drinking/partying
The boys

You can enjoy the outdoors shuffling around your nursing home with the rest of the geriatrics. "Competitive" golfing is a joke I hope you are kidding. I would seriously consider any other activity with the boys than golf. If someone wanted to waste my afternoon with a round of golf the answer would be ask me again in 50 years. Amusing you think it is a wealth issue, but honestly you couldn't keep up with my friends and I.

“Gotta check with ‘the boss’ haha”

“Happy wife, happy life haha”

Seek help
bingo/10.