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post 1669595283 10-17-2022, 12:53 AM
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Boyos im screwd

Ok so i went to help my ex with her car (sometimes when turning the wheel right the pos turned off)
I still have no clue but its 100% about the electrics.


Anyways we got high & split a 40mg oxy.
Ended up staying the night but neither of us didnt wake up to the fkn alarms.
Its 10am in a bit. Also my phone had died so when they called me it had said i cant be reached.

What the **** do i say to my boss? Cant call in sick ****ing 4hrs after my shift started. Im only 2 weeks in at this new place, so getting fired over this is very likely.
Id need to fake an emergancy or smth since my phone was ded when they called.

Wut do
post 1669595353 10-17-2022, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
? Cant call in sick ****ing 4hrs after my shift started.
Why not? Tell him you were incapacitated and called as soon as you could.
post 1669595413 10-17-2022, 01:03 AM
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Originally Posted By Roke⏩
Why not? Tell him you were incapacitated and called as soon as you could.
Bro the phone had died when they hit me up. They know my ass was asleep or in trouble. Has to be either 1.
Im thinking about making my ex ring them from my phone and tell them i got a seizure or smth this morning.
post 1669595463 10-17-2022, 01:08 AM
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
Ok so i went to help my ex with her car
Is mistake.
post 1669595783 10-17-2022, 01:31 AM
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post 1669597023 10-17-2022, 03:15 AM
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The real question is how are you still getting oxys?

Iโ€™m jealous.
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post 1669597933 10-17-2022, 04:07 AM
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Originally Posted By paramparam⏩
What the **** do i say to my boss? Cant call in sick ****ing 4hrs after my shift started.
Nah you can. Say you were up all night throwing up with food poisoning and you were going to call in the morning but slept through.

Apologise profusely and make sure you get a doctor's certificate.
post 1669597943 10-17-2022, 04:07 AM
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I hope you're not saying you got high off a HALF of a 40 lmfao. What kind of sht job do you have OP? At this point I can just not show up and nobody says anything to me
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post 1669598033 10-17-2022, 04:15 AM
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how about take 20 of those pills and do society a favor.
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post 1669598353 10-17-2022, 04:34 AM
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Originally Posted By OPGenesis⏩
The real question is how are you still getting oxys?

Iโ€™m jealous.
Unless getting from a pharmacy (pretty rare these days) it's most likely a fent press.
post 1669598443 10-17-2022, 04:37 AM
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Originally Posted By Miscbob⏩
Nah you can. Say you were up all night throwing up with food poisoning and you were going to call in the morning but slept through.

Apologise profusely and make sure you get a doctor's certificate.
Cheers brother. They said it was cool.
post 1669598583 10-17-2022, 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted By DesiredUser****⏩
I hope you're not saying you got high off a HALF of a 40 lmfao. What kind of sht job do you have OP? At this point I can just not show up and nobody says anything to me
Machinist/all around mechanic. I had chit planned for today.
Today we was supposed to continue changing bearings to this truck loading machine idk what to call it. Big as fk.
The old bearing had moved and fkd up the surface of the axle so i was supposed to make a socket for it too.



I Ment we got high from weed & took half. But i guess 20 could do the trick if you shoot it.
Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩
how about take 20 of those pills and do society a favor.
Rude
post 1669598843 10-17-2022, 04:57 AM
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Good job
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post 1669598883 10-17-2022, 04:59 AM
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Super ill, didn't get a second of sleep, phone died, only waking up now cos you got no sleep

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post 1669599613 10-17-2022, 05:33 AM
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Who gets high 2 weeks in to a new job, the night before a day youโ€™re working.

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post 1669599883 10-17-2022, 05:43 AM
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Hopefully the boss negs you in real life you degenerate
post 1669600773 10-17-2022, 06:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Matty5RA⏩
Who gets high 2 weeks in to a new job, the night before a day youโ€™re working.

Strong life choices.
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post 1669600873 10-17-2022, 06:32 AM
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Just get a booster today. Then. It will all be ovah before you know it. You wonโ€™t even feel a ting. Youโ€™ll โ€œdie suddenlyโ€. Srs
post 1669601113 10-17-2022, 06:39 AM
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post 1669601893 10-17-2022, 07:04 AM
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post 1669602173 10-17-2022, 07:11 AM
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"neither of us didn't wake up to the fkn alarms"

You should be fine since you both woke up to your alarms.



In all seriousness this should be somewhat of a wake-up call for you. You should see that the chitty decisions you're making are starting to have a serious affect on your life. Maybe getting high and popping pills on a work night isn't the best decision. Getting high, sure....as long as you're confident that you wont be tested at work, but popping pills....c'mon man, IF you're going to do it, save that chit for the weekend. You also need to realize that if you want be better, you need to start assessing the groups you're hanging around.

How old are you and what's the job?
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can't wait until russia steamrolls through finland and puts you boys out of your shivering misery notsrs maybesrs
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Tell them you went out of town to help your ex and your phone didnโ€™t go off. I wouldnโ€™t put it off.
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Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩
how about take 20 of those pills and do society a favor.
Then what will your mum do
post 1669602463 10-17-2022, 07:20 AM
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a retarded junkie misses work.

Imagine my shock.
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Last week I took a day of vacation and then my gf poisoned me with some crap and I could not even move. I had no choice but to miss 2 days. Yes two days she had me in her bed as a sex slave and when I came back they gave me employment of the week. I was like wtf
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