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post 1669647723 10-18-2022, 01:34 AM
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Inventions you wish existed

This will take another 10+ years but a device where you put a plate of food inside and it will weigh & tell you the macros to the gram. Brb no more counting cals, just pop a plate in the device and it'll tell you everything including how much protein you still have to eat today. Could even be an app that scans your food and knows exactly what is protein, fat or carb (detects foods & oil) and how much it weighs.
Talking about weight, what about smartphones that can weigh based on the pressure applied to the touch screen? Doesn't exist yet.

Alright go. No idea too wild.

Spoiler!
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post 1669647923 10-18-2022, 01:57 AM
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post 1669647983 10-18-2022, 02:05 AM
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A wand, that will make anybody who I point it at, do the right thing.
post 1669648903 10-18-2022, 03:15 AM
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post 1669649373 10-18-2022, 03:36 AM
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A device that butters bread, changes car tires and measures the exact amount of shampoo you need in the shower.





















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post 1669649703 10-18-2022, 03:54 AM
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Toilet sponge
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post 1669649823 10-18-2022, 04:00 AM
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sex bot

or hyperrealistic VR simulations
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post 1669650043 10-18-2022, 04:12 AM
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Chit roomba. Drives under you while you're watching TV or something and you chit in it and get cleaned then it drives away.
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post 1669650053 10-18-2022, 04:12 AM
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Time machine.
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post 1669650143 10-18-2022, 04:16 AM
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Originally Posted By BigNik78⏩
Chit roomba. Drives under you while you're watching TV or something and you chit in it and get cleaned then it drives away.
Idiocracy almost had it!



post 1669650233 10-18-2022, 04:24 AM
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Originally Posted By ZeGermans94⏩
Idiocracy almost had it!



Lol forgot about that. Excellent documentary.
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post 1669650383 10-18-2022, 04:31 AM
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post 1669658113 10-18-2022, 08:37 AM
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Nuclear fusion

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post 1669658583 10-18-2022, 08:45 AM
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OP taking these ideas to shark tank
post 1669658923 10-18-2022, 08:50 AM
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post 1669660823 10-18-2022, 09:31 AM
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Teleportation
post 1669662043 10-18-2022, 09:55 AM
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A legit hoverboard. I'd probably fall off but it's be fun as hell.
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post 1669662173 10-18-2022, 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted By bfdehewdbyywhn⏩
sex bot

or hyperrealistic VR simulations
soon
post 1669662963 10-18-2022, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By Sil3nt1⏩
soon
soon means 500+ years

I don't want just a sex doll I put my cokk into

I want it to be indistinguishable from a real human
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post 1669663073 10-18-2022, 10:14 AM
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I liked in "The Island" when the dude pissed in the toilet and it analyzed his piss in real time and gave him food recommendations for the day.

Would love that.

I'd piss and sh*t and spit and breath and bleed into any mechanism that dictated my macro and micro intake
post 1669663103 10-18-2022, 10:14 AM
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Something that detects when a plane lands and automatically claps so I don't have to do it anymore
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
A legit hoverboard. I'd probably fall off but it's be fun as hell.
post 1669694643 10-18-2022, 08:07 PM
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post 1669697683 10-18-2022, 09:15 PM
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App that will adjust thermostat based on your body temp
post 1669697743 10-18-2022, 09:17 PM
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post 1669698203 10-18-2022, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted By Condo41⏩
I liked in "The Island" when the dude pissed in the toilet and it analyzed his piss in real time and gave him food recommendations for the day.

Would love that.

I'd piss and sh*t and spit and breath and bleed into any mechanism that dictated my macro and micro intake
I enjoyed that show . I was like why the fark would they have a system like that lol.


I’d like to see a system that lets you upload your conscious into a new body so you can live for eternity if you want .
Preferably one that doesn’t have a micro
Back with my Fam
post 1669698683 10-18-2022, 09:41 PM
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A pill that we can all take that makes us die in our sleep. Given to us when we choose to use it. End people suffering through cancer and other ailments.
post 1669699003 10-18-2022, 09:50 PM
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A telephone that doesn't just tell you WHO is calling, but also tells you WHY they are calling.
post 1669699433 10-18-2022, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Esploder⏩
A telephone that doesn't just tell you WHO is calling, but also tells you WHY they are calling.
Lol this is a great idea

Teacher calling: your son had an accident bring a change of clothing

Dad calling: have you fixed the trailer yet you little ingrate??

Auntie calling: drunk dialing again..


I guess thats called a txt msg
Damn
post 1669699453 10-18-2022, 10:01 PM
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A pill that would allow people to use critical thinking.
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