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post 1669715233 10-19-2022, 08:36 AM
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So i did a dumb white belt move last night (jiu jitsu)

So training partner was on all fours...

at my feet facing to my left. I grabbed his left arm and wrapped my legs around his left ar over his neck and back and thought
i had him in an arm bar. I just kept bridging and trying to get it, but instructor was watching and said, "you got it the wrong way"

I was literally bending his arm in the normal bending direction so it wasn't doing anything to him...

everyone started laughing

it was hilarious and dumb ass move by a white belt (which is expected)
post 1669715343 10-19-2022, 08:39 AM
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post 1669715363 10-19-2022, 08:39 AM
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post 1669715883 10-19-2022, 08:47 AM
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post 1669716013 10-19-2022, 08:49 AM
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What's your point? Or is this just a personal diary entry on the misc?
post 1669716643 10-19-2022, 09:00 AM
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thought this was going to an embarassing boner story. leaving confused
post 1669717133 10-19-2022, 09:08 AM
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jui jitsu sounds helluva gay
post 1669717243 10-19-2022, 09:09 AM
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Inb4 op asking his partner to pls lift his head so he can throw in a rear naked choke or puts attempts a leg bar by sitting on partners cock and pulling his foot up
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post 1669717293 10-19-2022, 09:10 AM
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post 1669717423 10-19-2022, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
So training partner was on all fours...

at my feet facing to my left. I grabbed his left arm and wrapped my legs around his left ar over his neck and back and thought
i had him in an arm bar. I just kept bridging and trying to get it, but instructor was watching and said, "you got it the wrong way"

I was literally bending his arm in the normal bending direction so it wasn't doing anything to him...

everyone started laughing

it was hilarious and dumb ass move by a white belt (which is expected)
Lolol this cant be real tee

Also a white belt bra
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post 1669717703 10-19-2022, 09:20 AM
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post 1669717983 10-19-2022, 09:24 AM
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The funny thing is nobody actually laughed. Everyone at a bjj school started at 0 and is respectful. If not, your gym is a joke.
post 1669718023 10-19-2022, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted By backmarker⏩
Lolol this cant be real tee

Also a white belt bra
lmao sucked, but now I know
post 1669718093 10-19-2022, 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted By cgh⏩
The funny thing is nobody actually laughed. Everyone at a bjj school started at 0 and is respectful. If not, your gym is a joke.
Instructor and training partner laughed cause I said "I was wondering why he wasn't freaking out bending his arm that far" they were totally cool about it and partner even said he's done the same thing
post 1669719493 10-19-2022, 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted By Lucas5814⏩
lmao sucked, but now I know
It happens bra, i had issues with the kamura in the beginning. Had to bring it into their ribs, then twist.

Id crank that bish hard near their head and wonder wtf was going on lol.
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post 1669723943 10-19-2022, 11:03 AM
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jujitsu has become so trendy its gey

if you want to be tough and "fight" and do martial arts or boxing, learn some striking and do some real sparring

people doing jujitsu to be able to "defend" themselves lol 99% of jujitsu is dorks doing low impact submission wrestling

what are you gonna do if someone attacks or threatens you in real life... lay on your back and show them your cawk bulge

inb4 come roll then brah
inb4 ill tap you out pussey

got to be one of the most homoerotic sports there is
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post 1669725173 10-19-2022, 11:24 AM
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post 1669791663 10-20-2022, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted By viccruise420⏩
jujitsu has become so trendy its gey

if you want to be tough and "fight" and do martial arts or boxing, learn some striking and do some real sparring

people doing jujitsu to be able to "defend" themselves lol 99% of jujitsu is dorks doing low impact submission wrestling

what are you gonna do if someone attacks or threatens you in real life... lay on your back and show them your cawk bulge

inb4 come roll then brah
inb4 ill tap you out pussey

got to be one of the most homoerotic sports there is
Not going to disagreeing that learning both striking and grappling is the best...but majority of altercations end up on the ground, and the alternative is getting knocked out early on in the fight. As soon as two people get close enough and one grabs the others, it's on the ground, and the grappler is going to win there.
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