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Thread: What did Jesus do for the first 33 years of his life?

post 1669781633 10-20-2022, 10:34 AM
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What did Jesus do for the first 33 years of his life?

He just sprung up out of nowhere in the bible and the Church eventually got rid of the teachings from his childhood (which were popular among the early Christians)

Why so little info?

According to the Infancy Gospel of Thomas a young Jesus killed a boy:

Chapter 4: Jesus Curses a Careless Child
(1)From there he was going with his father Joseph, and someone running struck his shoulder. And Jesus said to him, “Cursed be you because of your leader!”

And immediately he died.

And the people who saw that he had died immediately cried out and said, “From where was this child born, that his word becomes deed?”

(2) And when the parents of the dead child saw what had happened, they blamed Joseph his father, saying, “From wherever you have this child, you can’t live with us in this village. If you want to be here, teach him to bless and not to curse, because our child has been taken away from us.”
https://www.gospels.net/infancythomas

Couldn't the people who put the bible together have given us more info?
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Neeting around India and learning sexual transmutation which gave him deep understanding of the human condition and he was self-aware enough to translate it to local plebs in his village by metaphors eventually getting killed for redpilling too many about the roman matrix
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He was a tradie until he developed magic powers out of nowhere because the bible is accurate and reliable.
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post 1669782413 10-20-2022, 10:48 AM
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lmao at kid jesus bringing his friend back to life but not the children he killed for bumping into him
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A tradie who then spent some years neeting around India before bringing Indian mysticism back to the tribe.
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post 1669782673 10-20-2022, 10:52 AM
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Most modern scholars agree he sat about all day on the Misc.
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My biggest grip with the bible is that writings were removed that didn't fit the narrative.
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post 1669783173 10-20-2022, 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
My biggest grip with the bible is that writings were removed that didn't fit the narrative.
[Post locked] [Deleted] [redacted] and then there was god and church and please support 10% of income to us thx. god good
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Originally Posted By JoshSP1985⏩
My biggest grip with the bible is that writings were removed that didn't fit the narrative.
Me too. Big red flag
post 1669783563 10-20-2022, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk⏩
Me too. Big red flag
Same and I’ve gone through multiple phases of TRYING HARD to be a Christian. I like most of the teaching. I WANT the story to be real, but it just doesn’t add up to me.
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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩
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And made chit, homie was a carpenter wasn’t he?


I’d like to go back in time and show him my laser and chopsaw.
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Originally Posted By Redfish225⏩
And made chit, homie was a carpenter wasn’t he?


I’d like to go back in time and show him my laser and chopsaw.
Would someone wielding magic fare well back then?
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Originally Posted By GuineaDago585⏩
Same and I’ve gone through multiple phases of TRYING HARD to be a Christian. I like most of the teaching. I WANT the story to be real, but it just doesn’t add up to me.
The part where he became a zombie just didn't add up huh?
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
Are there translated unredacted versions of the books from the bible?
Yes, not all of them but if you look up "The Apocrypha" you can find many. Curiously, books like Enoch which were quoted by Jesus in Matthew were removed. By removing books that Jesus literally quotes from it shows how much the narrative was changed over time.

It's very bizarre for the Church councils to believe all that Jesus said via the Apostles whilst rejecting the books that Jesus quotes from.
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Could you imagine if Fox News, CNN, Internet, and Misc were around in Jesus' days? It'd be quite a different story.
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Originally Posted By SamadhiMaxxing⏩
[Post locked] [Deleted] [redacted] and then there was god and church and please support 10% of income to us thx. god good
The entire narrative was changed to grow the church's power and then that power was used to wag war. #sad

But if you try to put yourself in the shoes of the time maybe it was necessary for survival. People fight much harder when they have something to fight for or believe they're fighting some evil.
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
I know there are a lot of "unapproved" books, including Enoch and they are in the Aprocrypha, but somebody mentioned that they redacted part of the "accepted" books, what are the redacted parts and how to find them?
You will have to become Indiana Jones & go on some crazy adventures to find that shiet.
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The carpenter translation is not completely correct. The closer translation would be a stone mason (operative not speculative).

Also, according to the Gospels, being baptized by John the Baptist was 3 years before his death, so it would actually be 30 missing years, not 33.

There were a few things mentioned like him teaching in the synagogue, and of course the non-catholic canon of exploring the world and doing to India etc.

To me, just believe in his teachings of love for God and others and the rest will fall into place.
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Originally Posted By milfmanmilk⏩
Couldn't the people who put the bible together have given us more info?
Because no one has the original Bible brah
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
I know there are a lot of "unapproved" books, including Enoch and they are in the Aprocrypha, but somebody mentioned that they redacted part of the "accepted" books, what are the redacted parts and how to find them?
In order to claim one is canonical and one isn't, you need the original. There is no original.
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Just make sure to drop some extra money in the basket while it's passed around and you'll be free to sin as a hypocrite all week.

See you next Sunday.

Ohh and don't forget to donate 30% of your income to avoid the pits of hell.
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You do realize the actual person, jew Jesus, and the Roman catholic Jesus sky fairy are not the same thing.

One was a thieving goat fukker put to death for his crimes, the other was just a rebranding of traditional Roman gods under a supposedly monotheistic umbrella.

But the catholics still kept all their pagan mystery religious beliefs, listed as saints and "holy helpers".
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
You do realize the actual person, jew Jesus, and the Roman catholic Jesus sky fairy are not the same thing.

One was a thieving goat fukker put to death for his crimes, the other was just a rebranding of traditional Roman gods under a supposedly monotheistic umbrella.

But the catholics still kept all their pagan mystery religious beliefs, listed as saints and "holy helpers".
real fukkin hard to argue against that

the mere fact a jesus lived has little to do with the stories and myths of the roman catholics....especially when its hotly debated in abrahamic religions whether judaism predicated a messiah OR a savior. Judaism reads like it was looking for the messiah....we got a savior per the catholics. Not sure what prophesy jesus fulfilled....
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