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Originally Posted By Pats2022SBwin⏩

So I've been living with my 25 yr old female roommate for about a year (can't provide pics as the investigation is ongoing) I've never really talked to her in person because I'm so beta/shy, but I know she's always posting on ********/instagram/ tik tok pretty much most of the day

I figured the best way to break the ice and start talking in person would be to pull a harmless prank on her (at least I thought it was harmless.) So while she was at the gym, I went into her room which was unlocked and accessed her ******** which had her password automatically saved, went into her privacy settings, and set it so no one but her could see her posts.

Well, she gets back home and immediately posts pictures from her workout (which no one can now see.) It turns out the stress and trauma from not receiving a single "like" in the first two minutes of posting ended up being too much for her, and she went to the rooftop of our apartment building, and jumps off our 80 story building.

While being interviewed by the policeman, the officer asks if I have any explanation as to why she would do this. I thought about it for a sec, and then responded "Sloots gonna sloot." We both then shared a laugh and high fived each other. Once the officer left, I then went back into her room, logged in as her, and edited her main interest from travelling," to "travelling at 138 km/hour off the 'Equity Residential Apt complex.' I also posted an updated profile pic of her too, and thanks to the power and magic of 'fillers,' she still looked doable despite having our neighbor's car windshield lodged into her cranium.

I loe e.

Would kick em in the nuts