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post 1670605213 11-03-2022, 10:51 PM
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How did someone come up with blowjobs? Srs

Seriously though. Where did it begin that someone thought it was the right thing to do to shove a mouth on a dick? How did someone even begin to think this would feel good? I'm curious, aren't you?
post 1670605233 11-03-2022, 10:51 PM
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How did someone come up with titty phukking
post 1670605243 11-03-2022, 10:52 PM
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Some guy with a big dik was banging a chick with no arms and her pusy got sore
post 1670605293 11-03-2022, 10:54 PM
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woman was kissing chad all over body. thought to kiss his dink.

chad started making every sloot do it to him. word spread.
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post 1670605583 11-03-2022, 11:08 PM
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Because it's better that something cums in a woman's mouth rather than come out of it.
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post 1670605633 11-03-2022, 11:11 PM
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Monkeys in the wild give BJ's so it's in our DNA
post 1670605703 11-03-2022, 11:16 PM
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How did someone come up with the disgusting act of anal sex?
post 1670605723 11-03-2022, 11:16 PM
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It was two guys. I absolutely guarantee it.
post 1670605743 11-03-2022, 11:16 PM
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Originally Posted By DaltonClodfeltr⏩
How did someone come up with the disgusting act of anal sex?
its right near the pussy and a hole
post 1670605823 11-03-2022, 11:23 PM
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He was probably hungry, saw his bros dong and thought "good enough"
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post 1670606163 11-03-2022, 11:35 PM
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Adam was walking with Eve in the garden of Eden and he saw a chimp having a good time getting neck. He turned to her and asked for one. Conversely, they were walking down the garden and Eve saw a lioness licking her poon. She wondered what it felt like so Adam obliged.
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post 1670606273 11-03-2022, 11:40 PM
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We might have learned from the animals...

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post 1670606663 11-04-2022, 12:02 AM
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Ask your mother OP (pretty sure it was her)
post 1670606753 11-04-2022, 12:12 AM
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Because they hadn’t invented duct tape yet

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post 1670606853 11-04-2022, 12:29 AM
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They've been around forever but came to the US from France. The Cowboys in the Old West used to call it a "Frenchy."
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post 1670606893 11-04-2022, 12:33 AM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
We might have learned from the animals...

lmao dude came
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post 1670606963 11-04-2022, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
lmao dude came
Donkey on that dick thicker than leg time
post 1670607383 11-04-2022, 01:08 AM
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unexpected invention
post 1670607413 11-04-2022, 01:10 AM
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Originally Posted By AndrewTateTopG⏩
Seriously though. Where did it begin that someone thought it was the right thing to do to shove a mouth on a dick? How did someone even begin to think this would feel good? I'm curious, aren't you?
monkeys do it all the time. so basically nobody thought of it we did it before humans even existed
post 1670607633 11-04-2022, 01:22 AM
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Opie's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother was turbo slooting around and invented it
Not in the AM
post 1670607693 11-04-2022, 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted By Ravishing_Rick⏩
lmao dude came
Lol
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post 1670608073 11-04-2022, 02:01 AM
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There are only 3 holes and humans have been around for a million years
post 1670610903 11-04-2022, 04:29 AM
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we're not the only animals that do it
post 1670613383 11-04-2022, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted By havoc00⏩
How did someone come up with titty phukking
Big tittied chick wouldn’t give blowjob
post 1670613593 11-04-2022, 06:01 AM
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Originally Posted By DaltonClodfeltr⏩
How did someone come up with the disgusting act of anal sex?
No one did. It's a meme forced on the population.

Only the most dysgenic retard falls for it.
post 1670615253 11-04-2022, 06:43 AM
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post 1670615363 11-04-2022, 06:46 AM
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Same people who put their tongues inside a bloody hole that smells like fish.

Also, we're not getting into the ass eating yet are we?
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post 1670615423 11-04-2022, 06:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Kiop⏩
unexpected invention
Has anybody patented it though? Can I still patent it and collect royalties ?
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post 1670615513 11-04-2022, 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted By Silencespeaks⏩
I hope it gets canceled.
oh, come on. I bet you love getting you peenie sucked on
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