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post 1670797753 11-07-2022, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
I dont know maybe because hes someone, who instead wastes his life posting on a dying gay indian BB forum talking chit, has built these following multi BILLION dollar businesses advancing human civilization:

Tesla
PayPal
Boring Company
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lol this
post 1670798063 11-07-2022, 09:55 AM
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Ib4 he fires them again in a week
post 1670798373 11-07-2022, 10:01 AM
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it's over for libcels
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post 1670798873 11-07-2022, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted By akmerle⏩
Lol at how so many do not understand how things work in big business when new ownership comes in.

New Board of Directions, new management, keep only the highest performers who align with new ownerships vision, fire everyone else, and then selectively offer those now unemployed folks their old job back if they agree to new terms which more align with new ownership.

BEND THE KNEE
I was thinking this also.
post 1670799743 11-07-2022, 10:21 AM
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The stupid price he paid for Twitter (lol at Elon) did nothing but massively increase the debt, debt service, and weaken the balance sheet of twitter. All of these ridiculous layoffs do nothing but offset the gigantic debt he has to service and today's low low rates (lol). Twitter never made money and likely never will particularly saddled with the debt Elon has foisted on them.

His only option will soon be to keep it public and sell shares. Which will lower the price per share and start a downward spiral unless he can come up with an effective model to make a chit ton of money. Anyone who thinks what Elon is doing is normal business or good business, well, just don't try to aspire to more than stopping at your local mart to pick up your ciggies, scratchies, monster, and skoal.

SMH
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post 1670799873 11-07-2022, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Lefticle⏩
They'll have PLENTY of money for raises if they cut close to 1/2 the company dumbass. Plus they're implementing a new revenue stream.

There is close to zero chance this has anything to do with advertisers.
lololololol.

He needs new revenue because advertisers are and will bail. And if you think he can just cut 50% of the staff while implementing new tech and changing the paradigm of the business, well you're a cultist so you probably do. I get it because when I drive past your work space I always think to myself, WTF are half the tradies standing around while only half are kinda working? I bet you could cut half of those tradies...

lololololololol
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post 1670799893 11-07-2022, 10:23 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
A wall of tears.
didn't read

Have your kids finished submitting their applications for government assistance yet?
post 1670800013 11-07-2022, 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
didn't read

Have your kids finished submitting their applications for government assistance yet?
No, but they did start jobs earning 25% more than you make in their mid-20's. They're educated of course.

OUCH boyo, that's gotta sting.
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post 1670800063 11-07-2022, 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
No, but they did start jobs earning 25% more than you make in their mid-20's. They're educated of course.

OUCH boyo, that's gotta sting.
Me: SFL
You: SOL
post 1670800133 11-07-2022, 10:26 AM
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Don't forget, Elon tried to back out and they wouldn't let him. So is this really their own fault.

The world will be a better place because of it, though. Esp now that Kathy Griffin is silenced. That right there was worth $44 billion.


Edit:
FYI, I was laid off from a job after new management came in and they asked for me to come back and I was given a 20% raise. The funny thing is I even told the Director that laid me off he was making a mistake and he just shrugged me off. They laid him off and hired me back. lolz.
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post 1670800233 11-07-2022, 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
Me: SFL
You: SOL
You: Uneducated, poorcell, cultist
Me: The opposite
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post 1670800293 11-07-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
Don't forget, Elon tried to back out and they wouldn't let him. So is this really their own fault.

The world will be a better place because of it, though. Esp now that Kathy Griffin is silenced. That right there was worth $44 billion.
He really is going to sick the business in debt unless he can come up with new revenue streams that blow the doors off anything they've deployed to date. I wouldn't bet against Elon, he's too successful, but Twitter is in a bad spot right now.
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post 1670800453 11-07-2022, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
He really is going to sick the business in debt unless he can come up with new revenue streams that blow the doors off anything they've deployed to date. I wouldn't bet against Elon, he's too successful, but Twitter is in a bad spot right now.
It was in a bad spot before Elon took over. It hadn't made a profit in years. The layoffs were going to happen no matter what. Tech jobs are taking a huge hit right now because of the "recession that isn't a recession."
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post 1670800493 11-07-2022, 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
You: Uneducated, poorcell, cultist
Me: The opposite
I'm younger than you are and have already been retired for a decade.

You're still scrounging up change out of your couch to pay your bills.
post 1670800693 11-07-2022, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
He really is going to sick the business in debt unless he can come up with new revenue streams that blow the doors off anything they've deployed to date. I wouldn't bet against Elon, he's too successful, but Twitter is in a bad spot right now.
He already did that, added $13bil in debt with the leveraged buyout.
post 1670800703 11-07-2022, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted By 401Delta⏩
I'm younger than you are and have already been retired for a decade.

You're still scrounging up change out of your couch to pay your bills.
Ah, you're one of those social security disability dudes huh? Where's your trailer in West Virginia?

Because no one with a hint of ambition would retire before the age of 50 and just rot all day FFS.
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post 1670801283 11-07-2022, 10:45 AM
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In after irate Elon cucks who rushed into this thread to defend their bull

Just fuking lmfao
post 1670801393 11-07-2022, 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted By SillieBazzillie⏩
Ah, you're one of those social security disability dudes huh? Where's your trailer in West Virginia?

Because no one with a hint of ambition would retire before the age of 50 and just rot all day FFS.
Stay jelly. I would be, too.
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the report said citing people familiar with the moves

Familiar with the moves… that’s a new one lmao
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Sounds like Elon needs Sillie as his right hand man
post 1670802253 11-07-2022, 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted By Titansfan08⏩
Sounds like Elon needs Sillie as his right hand man
Could it go worse?

I'd at least have unbanned the MAGA lord by now FFS.
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Originally Posted By pondus_levo⏩
It was in a bad spot before Elon took over. It hadn't made a profit in years. The layoffs were going to happen no matter what. Tech jobs are taking a huge hit right now because of the "recession that isn't a recession."
IIRC there were two calendar years where Twitter had ever netted a profit rather than posted a loss

With advertising revenue being massively slashed right now, you'd likely need to start thinking about cash flow in the interim. Plenty of companies go under due to cash flow issues, not being able to service current payroll and debts despite revenue coming in the future.
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Originally Posted By nickh04⏩
strong article


says "the report said"


doesn't post report


just fkn lmao
At this point I just assume all news is fake news until proven otherwise
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Originally Posted By sooby⏩
"reports"
"how many is some"
More than 1. It could very well be people that could all fit in one car. Speaking of which, maybe Elon can rent out the now vast number of empty parking spaces.
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Originally Posted By Destor⏩
IIRC there were two calendar years where Twitter had ever netted a profit rather than posted a loss

With advertising revenue being massively slashed right now, you'd likely need to start thinking about cash flow in the interim. Plenty of companies go under due to cash flow issues, not being able to service current payroll and debts despite revenue coming in the future.
That's what we've been saying. It was a pretty sketch financial situation to begin with now advertisers are leaving at a decent clip and he's added a ton of debt that needs to be serviced.

Plus he's acting like a nutjob lately. Tweeting, deleting tweets, laying people off, calling them back, saying he'd unban people, then not unbannng people.

Elon is scrambling I think. But he's a smart dude so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt for a bit. Plus I'm interested in what he can turn Twitter into.
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Originally Posted By Guyfawkes1010⏩
I dont know maybe because hes someone, who instead wastes his life posting on a dying gay indian BB forum talking chit, has built these following multi BILLION dollar businesses advancing human civilization:

Tesla
PayPal
Boring Company
SpaceX
He usurped Tesla from it's founders. Then in an interview he stated education isn't really important despite relying on thousands of college educated engineers for his company to function. Then he banned remote work at Tesla due to his personal beliefs which results in thousands of more cars on the road adding to emissions which is supposedly what Tesla set out to offset. This guy is inconsistent. The twitter lay off/comeback is just one more example of what im talking about.
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Originally Posted By anonkunbrah⏩
He usurped Tesla from it's founders. Then in an interview he stated education isn't really important despite relying on thousands of college educated engineers for his company to function. Then he banned remote work at Tesla due to his personal beliefs which results in thousands of more cars on the road adding to emissions which is supposedly what Tesla set out to offset. This guy is inconsistent. The twitter lay off/comeback is just one more example of what im talking about.
How many companies have you usurped from their founders?

I’d argue that is even more of a boss move than founding the company yourself.
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