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post 1671662973 11-23-2022, 08:50 PM
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Gotta get up at 5 am to start cooking



I expect to see y'alls bird pics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1671663293 11-23-2022, 08:58 PM
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Female Misc ———————->
post 1671663553 11-23-2022, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted By LethalGunz34⏩
Female Misc ———————->
You wouldn't say that with my meat in yo mouf tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1671664083 11-23-2022, 09:17 PM
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8.5lb ribeye roast. hnnnng

Doing a turkey here. Homemade gravy too. Gonna be good.
Jesus is my lifting partner.
post 1671664273 11-23-2022, 09:20 PM
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nice, im serving a rotisserie chicken and telling my 3yr old its a turkey
post 1671664333 11-23-2022, 09:22 PM
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seems like your love for whoever you're cooking for is ticking clock, bezarker
post 1671664383 11-23-2022, 09:23 PM
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Originally Posted By jthm⏩
nice, im serving a rotisserie chicken and telling my 3yr old its a turkey
lmao. legend dad material
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post 1671664423 11-23-2022, 09:25 PM
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what's the occasion?
see sig
post 1671664453 11-23-2022, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted By PowerPal⏩
what's the occasion?
American holiday where we stuff our faces and watch NFL.
Jesus is my lifting partner.
post 1671664873 11-23-2022, 09:37 PM
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It's the racist and antisemitic fatty!
post 1671668363 11-23-2022, 11:23 PM
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If you need good company,



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post 1671683903 11-24-2022, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
If you need good company,



call me my friend.
You my friend are always welcome.



Should be done in about 45 mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1671684063 11-24-2022, 09:17 AM
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Nice brah, I am heading there now.

Will bring the booze and hookers....or just booze.
post 1671684693 11-24-2022, 09:30 AM
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Bet that's gonna be amazing!!!! Happy Thanksgiving!
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post 1671685443 11-24-2022, 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
You my friend are always welcome.



Should be done in about 45 mins.
what this is? some sort of retrofitted shepherds pie?
money, cars, clothes and hoes is all a miscer knows
post 1671685993 11-24-2022, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By viccruise420⏩
what this is? some sort of retrofitted shepherds pie?
Whipped semen coated roasted ribeye with some added bush to appease blue haired liberals who haven't shaved since puberty.

Honestly the only thanksgiving dinner that is broadly socially acceptable in 2022. Vegans can just eat the glaze, and the barky branches. Hopefully OP added some insects in there aswell, to remain carbon neutral.
post 1671686613 11-24-2022, 10:02 AM
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It says
“Best If used by November 19,2022”


She’s not the best man.
LAKERS
post 1671687353 11-24-2022, 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted By skinnyntall⏩
It says
“Best If used by November 19,2022”


She’s not the best man.
The guy who wrapped it was a tard, didn't even do it wrap it tight so I'm sure he didn't even date it correctly. I just cut a piece and it's good.








Gotta go drop this off at a buddy's who's wife passed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSGTsjkHzM4
post 1671687923 11-24-2022, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
The guy who wrapped it was a tard, didn't even do it wrap it tight so I'm sure he didn't even date it correctly. I just cut a piece and it's good.








Gotta go drop this off at a buddy's who's wife passed.
Damn bro you only gave him a lil piece?? Gotta give him a thicky and more mac n cheese so he can fuk it.


But more srs: Rib roast on Tgiving sounds so much danker than a bird. Just here for the stuffing tbh. GJDM, raped.

Edit: I have a 3 rib beef roast for friday, and I did two phat racks of ribs on the smoker last night. Today is just a light-filler day. Gonna guzzle some beers tho
post 1671688153 11-24-2022, 10:25 AM
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Cool story bro. I just ordered some Chinese food and kept it moving. Cost me less then 15 dollars for 2 days of food. Ded fkn srs
post 1671688493 11-24-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Cool story bro. I just ordered some Chinese food and kept it moving. Cost me less then 15 dollars for 2 days of food. Ded fkn srs
brutal
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post 1671688503 11-24-2022, 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Cool story bro. I just ordered some Chinese food and kept it moving. Cost me less then 15 dollars for 2 days of food. Ded fkn srs
based.
post 1671688763 11-24-2022, 10:33 AM
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stop whinning
post 1671688883 11-24-2022, 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Cool story bro. I just ordered some Chinese food and kept it moving. Cost me less then 15 dollars for 2 days of food. Ded fkn srs
are you like 3 ft tall or are you frauding in your avy? You always post about how you only eat 1 shyt meal a day and its sad and again, based on your own volunteering of info, it kinda seems like you're probably malnourished leading to your Rot mode depressed tendencies.
post 1671689853 11-24-2022, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By AWSbruh⏩
Cool story bro. I just ordered some Chinese food and kept it moving. Cost me less then 15 dollars for 2 days of food. Ded fkn srs
Was the loneliness was included, or did you pay extra for that?
post 1671692523 11-24-2022, 11:46 AM
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My buddy just can't catch a fukcing break man, his dog died last week. Jesus man
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post 1671692843 11-24-2022, 11:54 AM
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Told myself I was gonna get my bird in before 11, no such luck. 3.5 hours to go, house already smelling good.

Didn't get a liver in my packet, kinda bent since I actually wanted to give it a shot instead of tossing it like normal lol. Least I got the neck for gravy.
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post 1671692963 11-24-2022, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By bezarker⏩
The guy who wrapped it was a tard, didn't even do it wrap it tight so I'm sure he didn't even date it correctly. I just cut a piece and it's good.








Gotta go drop this off at a buddy's who's wife passed.
The roast looks delicious and oh that is so sad about your friends wife passing.

And the dog.
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