Strength training is essential to soccer players and they most definitely can and do bench at least their bodyweight, not to mention squats and deadlifts. It's just that they're not 400 pound lard golems.
Amerifats really need to drop the athleticism argument, half of your dudes look like being two steps away from a heart attack. Players would start dropping like flies if they had to play for more than 10 seconds at a time.

It's also a game that pretty much anyone can play.

They don't cry for a foul when someone steps on their toe. Anyone, can play soccer, thats why it appeals to the supposed majority of the world.

You look at that skinny twink in the gym that uses 15lb dumbells on the incline? He would get destroyed in Football. Soccer though? He'd be okay.

Lol at americants coping with a 1 rep bench press.

Nobody cares about obese fcks benching plates

And Floyd would get destroyed in a sumo match, what the fuk are you even trying to say?

You're acting as if American football were some cerebral sport for top of the line athletes and not some sorry excuse where fat idiots accomplish inhuman feats like running in a straight line and dogpiling while some twink...runs in a straight line and occasionally manages to kick a ball into a goal the size of an aircraft carrier.

Funny how every time a soccer event starts, all you insecure homos come out of the woodwork to claim that fat dudes are alpha beefcakes hnnng despite nobody ever asking. Interesting how the opposite never happens.

Lol at your criteria at it just being a low barrier of entry .... Well no chit, it's a simple quick and easy sport to play and that's why it's so amazing... brb you can play football anywhere on the beach, on a hill, on a field, on a lawn.... but to master it requires actual skill and years of dedication.

There's nothing impressive about a fat tub of lard standing still in a spot and then using his hand, y'know something he uses to jack off with everyday, throwing a long pass compared to doing a long pass with your feet, something that most people dont do. Using your feet is instanteously more impressive and harder than using your hands.

and no you're wrong ... Football is more than some "long pass" to your teammates, get that handegg mentality out of your head ... dribbling past defenders, quick 1-2 passes, tricks with the ball, outplaying the defence ... all using your feet to get past defenders is a lot better and more skillful. It requires far more finesse than holding a bunch of weight in your belly and then trying to ram through a bunch of people while holding on to the egg like it was the last piece of cake in the room.

Handegg requires the least iq and least skill in any sport, why else do they take breaks every 2 mins to go back and "talk" with some specialists and higher iq people lmao. brb their brain would probably explode if they were left alone for 45 minutes let alone 10 mins to try think of something tactical.


As usual, americucks is on the wrong side of everything ... As i said, the rest of the world lives and breathes football ... just lol at americucks trying to be different and thinking their opinion matters when it comes to anything.

anyone can play any game, if they are not physically disabled .............its how well you do it that counts , billions of people play football only a a tiny fraction can make it as a pro, same goes for most sports...........but thats too logical for you to understand

This whole thread is basically another example of US people thinking they are superior in everything when the rest of the world laughs at them.

Amerifats believing eggball is better than real football is just one of many delusions.

Reminder: Mericans use imperial over superior metric system and mutilate their baby boys for no rational reason.

Utter retardation and pure stubbornes not to admit when they're wrong... SAD!

Rachel Levine, Joe biden, Kamala Harris, drag queen story time, Portland, LA, SF, lol

Let me guess? Don't bench, deadlift, squat crew?

they don’t call it poverty ball for nothing

Hate Speech laws, and an unarmed police force that runs away from suspects......

Let me guess? Obese crew?

A sport popular in 3rd world countries.

Soon they'll be bragging about cricket and croquet......

Nope.

did you just say the talent pool in soccer is exponentially greater than football and therefore the standard of athleticism must by definition be much greater?

Most of those countries you listed will play Rugby, which requires a lot more strength and agility. Rugby requires you to be large, fast, and strong. Plays don't stop every 10 seconds so you can switch players. So just LMAO at your take of thinking these groups can't play "American Football".

NFL is getting under a ton of scrutiny because of all the concussions and CTE issues in the game.

Most people that are going to European games are definitely from America. You can see the degeneracy and overall fatness from the fans.

NFL will also never have European teams, since half of Americans don't even hold passports; and the ones that do couldn't be bothered with travelling outside of the country regularly.We pick the GOATs; not just your random tren'd athletes.

even if we wanted real football mogs

What made you think it's a good idea to bring up cowardly cops after Uvalde?



Only reason they didn't run away is because they're literally unable to run.

"We interrupt this thread to bring you 10 minutes of trying to sell you chit while the NFL players stand around trying to remember the convoluted rules for this dumb sport"

I would posit that elite ping pong takes more skill than most sports

Thats why they use helmets, to protect themselves when they start to think too hard lmfaoooo.

NFL healthy and fit LOL

The 517 former NFL players who died during that 35-year period did so at an average age of 59.6 years; the baseball players at 66.7 years. By far the largest cause of death for the football players was heart disease: It was listed as a cause of death for 498 of the 517 NFL players surveyed. By contrast, brain disease contributed to just 39 of those deaths. Among the former MLB players, there were 431 deaths, with heart disease listed as a cause in 225 of them and neurodegenerative disease in 16.

Lol at thinking Ronaldo would last 2 seconds in the nfl when he gets frame mogged by a 45 year old geezer nfl player.

Anyone in this thread that thinks American football players are fat needs to watch the nfl combine. Top athletes on earth on display(and I say that as a huge baseball fan).

Football requires large frames, size, and speed. Something most euros(outside northern) Asians, and souther Americans/Mexicans do not have.

Fat American cope

Classic

Again. Watch the nfl combine.

It's unhealthy because to play at the high nfl level is unhealthy(high impact sport). Most euro soccer bois wouldn't last one month getting hit like nfl players do.

they cannot help it , meanwhile Ronaldo has locked down his woman and Brady's wife is getting dckd down by her Karate instructor

outside of Murica Brady is a nobody

I literally would have frame mogged Ronaldo in this photo as a 16 year old(srs).

If you can't last in a school yard brawl against American high schoolers, are you really an elite athlete?

LOL keep coping , huge lumps running into each other running routes like fckn robots told to them by some fat coach ,