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post 1672400993 12-07-2022, 10:44 AM
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Fuk hospital receptionists

Full disclosure my penor currently has the flu.

Walk up to the receptionist and this dumb sloot asks me the reason for my visit in front of a crowded waiting room.

Didn’t wanna make it obvious so I said I think I have a bladder infection. The nerve of healthcare providers forcing people to announce their penor drip in front of literally everyone in the building.
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post 1672401073 12-07-2022, 10:46 AM
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pics of the infectionmaxxer who got you
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post 1672401133 12-07-2022, 10:46 AM
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A bladder infection? That sounds like something women get.

How the fukk did you get that chit?
post 1672401263 12-07-2022, 10:47 AM
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Was she young and good looking or older, fat sloot. Sounds fat.
post 1672401453 12-07-2022, 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29⏩
Was she young and good looking or older, fat sloot. Sounds fat.
She was a 30 something fat sloot that made me repeat myself because she apparently couldn’t hear me the first time through the mandatory mask and plexiglass shield
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post 1672401493 12-07-2022, 10:50 AM
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post 1672401553 12-07-2022, 10:51 AM
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You could just say Id rather talk about that with the doctor.
post 1672401643 12-07-2022, 10:53 AM
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Only one, she was pretty hot too
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post 1672401703 12-07-2022, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
You could just say Id rather talk about that with the doctor.
lol - enjoy your 10hr wait for being a cheeky ****. The receptionist has all the power in that situation - you being a dumbass isn't going to help.
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post 1672401733 12-07-2022, 10:55 AM
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conics is willing to suck your penor clean of all diseases, hit him up
post 1672401753 12-07-2022, 10:55 AM
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At least it's not Canada and you're in the er for 48 hours
post 1672401783 12-07-2022, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
She was a 30 something fat sloot that made me repeat myself because she apparently couldn’t hear me the first time through themandatory mask and plexiglass shield
Melted my face with steam last year and the reciptionist at the clinic told me I have to wear a mask before entering. Security stood up and told me "cant let you in unless you have a mask on". Lucky for me this recptionists brain was turned back on after I kindly repeated myself and pointed to my red blistering face. Security let me in and the first thing a passing nurse did was hand me a mask....lmao lost alot of respect for the average medical worker that day. Just because they work with test tubes and chemistry doesnt make them smart. They also looked at me like I had two heads when i denied the pain meds because it was tolerable and I wanted to drive myself home. Thank god they didnt ask if I was vaxxed lol.
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post 1672401863 12-07-2022, 10:56 AM
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You went to a hospital for Gonorrhoea


Not sure if srs
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post 1672401953 12-07-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By OffwhiteBrah⏩
conics is willing to suck your penor clean of all diseases, hit him up
Catch him after the dentist when his mouth is numb so you can go full ham
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post 1672401963 12-07-2022, 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
At least it's not Canada and you're in the er for 48 hours
lol but its FREE, brb dying in the waiting room cuz 50 people in front of you had an upset stomach or a paper cut
post 1672401983 12-07-2022, 10:58 AM
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and then everyone clapped, so to speak
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post 1672401993 12-07-2022, 10:59 AM
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Just say "I've got a case of the old cawk rot, love", then whip it out and start fapping in front of her face.
post 1672402203 12-07-2022, 11:04 AM
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A few years ago I was sitting in the ER while my dad was being prepped for surgery. Listened to a 10 minute conversation amongst nurses and receptionists regarding squat toilets vs standard toilets.

Didn't have the heart to tell them that girls don't poop. Vile creatures.
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post 1672402213 12-07-2022, 11:04 AM
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Life hack: When you go to the ER, tell them you're having trouble breathing.

Instant admission.

Ex is a pulmonologist.
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post 1672402943 12-07-2022, 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted By Hussar1⏩
Life hack: When you go to the ER, tell them you're having trouble breathing.

Instant admission.

Ex is a pulmonologist.
Then when you get back there you tell them you breathe through your diseased dink like a cockroach
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post 1672403243 12-07-2022, 11:22 AM
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Originally Posted By QuickShotSteve⏩
In my experience, there is a lot of head swirling, "Mmmm Hmmmm"ing, and hostility from hospital receptionists (and doctor receptionists in general)
Dealing with the public on a daily basis will kill your soul. Go to any DMV and see how well-adjusted people who work there are too.
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post 1672403353 12-07-2022, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
and then everyone clapped, so to speak
It’s funny cause OP has the clap

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post 1672403753 12-07-2022, 11:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Hussar1⏩
Life hack: When you go to the ER, tell them you're having trouble breathing.

Instant admission.
This kind of behavior is exactly why it can take hours to get seen, it's bad enough people come in for the sniffles seeking drugs every hour



Edit: Btw we do black-list you for it; you can become an IRL boy-who-cried-wolf scenario
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post 1672403983 12-07-2022, 11:34 AM
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Most people would call their doctor for something like this.

Stay safe...
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post 1672404153 12-07-2022, 11:37 AM
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People who abuse the ER for trivial sh*t deserve the lowest level of hell after getting the worst care.
post 1672404163 12-07-2022, 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
This kind of behavior is exactly why it can take hours to get seen, it's bad enough people come in for the sniffles seeking drugs every hour



Edit: Btw we do black-list you for it; you can become an IRL boy-who-cried-wolf scenario
No, it's a way to get by the sniffle crowd. You can be a cuck and go sit in line like a good little cuck, I'll be gaming to my advantage
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post 1672404553 12-07-2022, 11:44 AM
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Who gives a fk *******? You’re there to get help on your diseased penis
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post 1672404783 12-07-2022, 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted By Hussar1⏩
No, it's a way to get by the sniffle crowd. You can be a cuck and go sit in line like a good little cuck, I'll be gaming to my advantage
Meanwhile chances are there's someone in the waiting room with legitimate chest pain/numb left arm that won't get seen fast enough because there's no beds

You're a douche beyond comprehension
Originally Posted By Postmort3m⏩
People who abuse the ER for trivial sh*t deserve the lowest level of hell after getting the worst care.
Hospital brah spotted; see above quoted
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post 1672405183 12-07-2022, 11:56 AM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
Meanwhile chances are there's someone in the waiting room with legitimate chest pain/numb left arm that won't get seen fast enough because there's no beds

You're a douche beyond comprehension




Hospital brah spotted; see above quoted
There is always room for breathing issues. You TikTok dancing, always on break kunts think there aren't people out there in the know..

But we are. You play your games, we'll play ours.
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post 1672406743 12-07-2022, 12:22 PM
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most of these receptionists and wannabe nurse types will be replaced by AI in the next 20 years. Literally going to be obsolete.
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