brb broadcast time is 3+ hours.

brb official play time is 60 minutes

brb the ball is only in motion for 10 minutes

brb the only skill required is to be a big bloated roidcel who can run fast for 30 seconds straight

imagine all of the above then having the nerve to trash talk vastly superior sports like "soccer" (that's football to the rest of the world) - which takes actual talent

not mad really, just calling a spade a spade

Rate these hits, brah. It's a real gladiator sport.

This happened last night lol traumatic brain injury

MMA > all

Soccer is 150 pounds twinks running up and down the field for 90+ minutes with less than 10 minutes of actual scoring action happening. Nobody cares when they play kickball trying to out twink each other by how far they can kick the ball in the other direction to the opponent's team.

Poor man's version of Rugby.

More like rich man’s version of Rugby.

brb NFL athletes making tens of millions a year.

Although Rugby does seem more physical since they don’t wear pads and NFL has become soft lately.

They need to do something to speed it up

35 seconds to setup play
5 seconds action
30 seconds of astronaut celebrations for any yardage gain, sack, knock down or interception
ads

Repeat

Any youtube channels that just cut the games to actual playtime only?

Would love to see it condensed down to when the ball is live

There are a few, but they are always getting nuked for copyright. There are also some back alley torrent sites where you can find condensed games.

90% of the games I watch now are condensed. I'm not sitting for 4 hours to watch ads for dink pills, tradie trucks, and trash beer.

American football is the greatest sport in the world. One of the few remaining sports where the crowd goes crazy over someone getting blown the fuk up

Most of the world is poor and malnourished and they can't afford padding and helmets so they play poverty non-contact sports like basketball and soccer

Redzone is the goat

Sucks that you're forced to watch it.

What was great about the World Cup is just the continual play without interruptions. The ads kill the experience when you get to the NFL. You get smacked upside your head with ads and political bullchit every available instance.

Astronauts are also insufferable with the preorchestrated celebration routines in the NFL.

imagine caring about someone throwing a ball to someone else

Also, how is the red insect now green? Who made him green?

Hands down, baseball is the most boring sport. Especially when there’s a great pitcher. You see someone “almost” hitting a ball and your entertainment is from the organist who teases the umpire. Please never bring me to a baseball game Lord

Any time I hear someone say that there is little scoring that happens in soccer compared to football I immediately assume you are legit retarded.

Soccer game yesterday: 3-1

NFL Game yesterday: 20-3

That 20-3 game was basically equivalent to 3-0 which is less "scoring" than your typical soccer game.

Only legit retards are unable to understand the idea that just because they use bigger numbers does not always mean they score more.

I tried watching an NFL game the other day, and I am someone who used to play fantasty football and watch the bears play each week, and I couldn't last more than 20 min. It might be almost as boring as baseball and that says A LOT.

We all know Snooker is number one.

Throw it to yourself.

tbh, i think any man that fanatically watches sports regularly has fukking issues. go out and play a sport instead of being a fukkin cuck.

Can't-I suck at them & too may health issues.

always the same garbage

here my turn about soccer now:

brb cry like a little girl every time you get rubbed up on to the ref for 5 minutes straight
brb fake like you got hit like a little girl and then cry like a little girl every time you get rubbed up on to the ref for 5 minutes straight
brb wait hours for a possible score of exactly 1 to 0, riveting
brb everyone same height and weight almost, the best skill is literally your endurance
brb zero upper body muscle required, literally


there's more plays in possession of football then there is in the entire game of soccer. Commercials sucks, play should be more like soccer in that regard but other than than futbol is trash. I played a season of it when I was around 12, we never lost a game until the finals, never wanted to play again. Boring ****, rather ride a bicycle, basketball and football are leagues better in terms of actually playing it.

You got that from one of the 100 old BB.com soccercel threads, right?
Yeah I read them too. Were you gonna plagiarize the whole thing for us—you have any thoughts of—of your own on this matter?
Or do—is that your thing, you you read some obscure passage and then you pretend, you pawn it off as your own—your own idea just to impress some girls, embarrass my friend?

Spoiler!20-3 NFL gamesaregarbage breh.
But 3-1 soccer games are about as good as you can hope for