are you supposed to cum in your pants during a lapdance?

12-27-2022, 10:43 PM

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are you supposed to cum in your pants during a lapdance?

i dont fuking get it. wouldnt u just get blue balls if you didnt?

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12-27-2022, 10:47 PM

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is that even possible? seems like you would have to be 17 and on a 2 week no fap for that to work.

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12-27-2022, 10:48 PM

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If you're a chad you're allowed to get it out. If you're a Timothy then you have to jizz in your pants.

12-27-2022, 10:49 PM

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Yeah unless its a lame airdance.

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12-27-2022, 10:50 PM

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Ive tried but can't. We used to go to this local strip club in college and they had a taco Tuesday night where the chicks were completely naked. Put a dollar down and they'd pick it up with their pussies lol. They would do handstands and suck on your dick through your pants. It was entertaining.

12-27-2022, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted By 8eggs⏩

is that even possible? seems like you would have to be 17 and on a 2 week no fap for that to work.

https://youtu.be/nlhE-NkS8EE?t=85

like that

12-27-2022, 10:54 PM

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Don't know about other parts of the country, but Tampa area clubs are full on grinding.
Wear camouflage shorts if you do. No one will notice the stain.

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12-27-2022, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted By HaiMeesk⏩

Don't know about other parts of the country, but Tampa area clubs are full on grinding.
Wear camouflage shorts if you do. No one will notice the stain.

this man is spreading knowledge

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12-27-2022, 11:03 PM

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Never had a lap dance that got me close to cooming. When will it be mine turn?

12-27-2022, 11:06 PM

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gym shorts no underwear at the strip club crew

12-27-2022, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted By fishnbrah⏩

gym shorts no underwear at the strip club crew

then your boner would pop out of your shorts and get protein all over the sloots. then security would come and throw you out. worth it imo

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12-27-2022, 11:14 PM

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Lol @ Americans having to do this because they don't have brothels.

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12-27-2022, 11:21 PM

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Are you supposed to coom when you see a movie at the theater?

Durrr I dun get it.

If yer dun coom den wtf is durrrr hur hur duh point?

12-27-2022, 11:35 PM

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strip clubs are too strange for boners imo

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12-27-2022, 11:42 PM

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12-27-2022, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted By BrianDaMan⏩

https://youtu.be/nlhE-NkS8EE?t=85

like that

Fuk. Absolutely brutal

12-28-2022, 12:15 AM

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You're not supposed to, but sometimes if the stripper is into it, they'll tell you or just spend the whole private dance grinding on you like they're trying to start a fire. Also I find it weird when some guys here are like "Strip clubs are so weird.". What's so weird about them? You don't go to one because you're in a dry spell. All the times I have went I was with friends and just wanted to hang out, drink a little, and look at and maybe get dances by sloots. It's fun. I even took an ex once and she was surprised at how chill it actually was.

Just a few tips if you go:

- Bring a lot of cash. Even if you have no intention of spending it all, just better to have it. ATM machines in there are a rip off.
- You can tell which girls give the best lapdances by how hard they work for a dollar when you go up next to the main stage during their dance.
- While you don't want an ugly girl, strippers with good bodies beat a stripper with a pretty face most of the time.
- If you find a stripper that wants you to coom in your pants, save it for your last dance of the night.

Also, if you have incel friends, bring them to a strip club. It's a good way to help somebody learn some socializing skills if they're an introvert. It's all fake of course but it's still good practice. Like I said, it's all just a fun place to go sometimes.

12-28-2022, 12:24 AM

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I've never lacked understanding of a thread so much.

Went to exactly two strip clubs in my life and couldn't understand why any human would do that.

Went home and ate out and coomed inside my gf after.

The fuk would I want to be around sloots who just want my money and won't even fuk me for it?

Brothels I can see, but strip clubs?

Help me understand the appeal misc.

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12-28-2022, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩

I've never lacked understanding of a thread so much.

Went to exactly two strip clubs in my life and couldn't understand why any human would do that.

Went home and ate out and coomed inside my gf after.

The fuk would I want to be around sloots who just want my money and won't even fuk me for it?

Brothels I can see, but strip clubs?

Help me understand the appeal misc.

So my post was just above yours but here it is again:

It's a fun place to go if you want to go hang with some friends and drink. Look at sloots and hoping some are hot. Get a few lapdances if some look like they're worth it. But I have never gone alone. You don't go because you're desperate and lonely. Lulz. I've taken an ex gf before. And a few friends who were kind of socially awkward.

12-28-2022, 01:04 AM

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Always go commando and wear cheap grey sweatpants.

This way they HAVE to confront the reality of your 3.5" throbbing meat missile. Make direct eye contact, so there is no avoiding it.

12-28-2022, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩

I've never lacked understanding of a thread so much.

Went to exactly two strip clubs in my life and couldn't understand why any human would do that.

Went home and ate out and coomed inside my gf after.

The fuk would I want to be around sloots who just want my money and won't even fuk me for it?

Brothels I can see, but strip clubs?

Help me understand the appeal misc.

bro, you bring your gf with you

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12-28-2022, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩

I've never lacked understanding of a thread so much.

Went to exactly two strip clubs in my life and couldn't understand why any human would do that.

Went home and ate out and coomed inside my gf after.

The fuk would I want to be around sloots who just want my money and won't even fuk me for it?

Brothels I can see, but strip clubs?

Help me understand the appeal misc.

Sloots dancing for sheckels is a good time with the right crew and mindset.

I'm cheap as fukk though and see how long I can string them along for a very small amount.

12-28-2022, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted By Hutrapper⏩

I've never lacked understanding of a thread so much.

Went to exactly two strip clubs in my life and couldn't understand why any human would do that.

Went home and ate out and coomed inside my gf after.

The fuk would I want to be around sloots who just want my money and won't even fuk me for it?

Brothels I can see, but strip clubs?

Help me understand the appeal misc.

Obviously if you have a gf there's no point.

I've been twice in my life and have no desire to go back. But it's just a break from the games at the bar where you're spending money anyways and not guaranteed anything.