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post 1673910093 01-01-2023, 04:47 AM
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I’m gonna fkn do it

About to start the new year with an L by going into the store and failing to get one of the cashiers numbers, any tips on how to turn this into a W?
post 1673910123 01-01-2023, 04:50 AM
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1. be handsome
2. don't be ugly

this applies to all future years
post 1673910163 01-01-2023, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted By miscallday12⏩
1. be handsome
2. don't be ugly

this applies to all future years
What happens if only rule 2 applies to me?
post 1673910253 01-01-2023, 04:59 AM
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Ignore cashiers. Work on yourself.
🤴Supreme Self Esteem Crew
5'5 110lb(MIL Spec) Asian Master Race Crew
Yacht/Boat Crew
post 1673910383 01-01-2023, 05:06 AM
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Don’t be autism
I loe e.
post 1673910423 01-01-2023, 05:08 AM
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Tell her "mirin my small cawk"
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1673910503 01-01-2023, 05:11 AM
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Why did I ever think misc would have legit answers

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post 1673910773 01-01-2023, 05:25 AM
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Came in expecting to need to drop a suicide hotline number, keep us posted may still have to later. Nah I'm joking good luck op could be a good start to a new year
*htc*
*Myasthenia gravis crew*
Always confuse to and too
Never gonna make it
Lets lurk
post 1673911153 01-01-2023, 05:43 AM
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post 1673911213 01-01-2023, 05:48 AM
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start by telling her you are on gov assistance and that society is to blame

then make her feel pity by saying that if she doesn't let you hit it you might have to resort back to sheep shagging
communist until you get rich
rightwing until financially secure
atheist until the plane starts falling
slootist until you get married
muslim after you get married
post 1673911393 01-01-2023, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted By atgbrahsrs⏩
start by telling her you are on gov assistance and that society is to blame

then make her feel pity by saying that if she doesn't let you hit it you might have to resort back to sheep shagging
What if that doesn’t work?
post 1673911453 01-01-2023, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted By theory816⏩
Ignore cashiers. Work on yourself.
ignore this guy

you will never be perfect and nobody is
post 1673911483 01-01-2023, 06:05 AM
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Originally Posted By SeymourGains⏩
ignore this guy

you will never be perfect and nobody is
Ignore this clown

You're as tall as you wanna be online
post 1673911563 01-01-2023, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Ignore this clown

You're as tall as you wanna be online
I’m 5’6.5, I ain’t gonna lie to a bunch of fgts on a dying Indian bodybuilding forum
post 1673911793 01-01-2023, 06:17 AM
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Did you get the digits?
post 1673911843 01-01-2023, 06:19 AM
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Hello SIR! Be sure to offer the girl to your FATHER!! This is showing respect for your elders sir PLEASURE TO READ posts thank you!!
post 1673911913 01-01-2023, 06:22 AM
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all you gotta be in over 6 feet and handsome. just do that
post 1673911933 01-01-2023, 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
I’m 5’6.5, I ain’t gonna lie to a bunch of fgts on a dying Indian bodybuilding forum
Just come back already fgt
post 1673911983 01-01-2023, 06:24 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Just come back already fgt
HELLO SIR!! My Fellow Indian Brother!!

When you practice the Ancient Indian Tradition of "Pita Phuhar" (Dad Shower) do you accept the entire LENGTH of your father SIR?

Thank you for your ANSWER SIR PLeasure to READ
post 1673912113 01-01-2023, 06:32 AM
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Stage a robbery and attack the perp

She'll be dripping at the flaps
FL > PA
post 1673915813 01-01-2023, 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted By capowt⏩
Just come back already fgt
you didnt listen to this piss goblet did you op?
post 1673915953 01-01-2023, 08:36 AM
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What would Stone Cold do bro?
Go get her fukkin digits m8
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1673916213 01-01-2023, 08:44 AM
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Update : asked sloot how her day was and if she’s been busy but she was busy talking to one of her cashier friends, paid no attention to me, we go again next time boyos, thank you for all your continued support
post 1673916503 01-01-2023, 08:51 AM
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Just keep doing it brah, cashiers are easy fuks.

They want D, that is why they are cashiers.
post 1673916733 01-01-2023, 08:55 AM
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next time do it on roller skates srs

bitches love wheels
Make Europe Germany Again
post 1673917683 01-01-2023, 09:17 AM
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
Update : asked sloot how her day was and if she’s been busy but she was busy talking to one of her cashier friends, paid no attention to me, we go again next time boyos, thank you for all your continued support
Inhib levels way too high. Chances of success very low.



Pro tip. Give her your number. Getting hers is worthless.
Ol' 71st street. The devil that birthed me.

606 G0D.
post 1673917923 01-01-2023, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
next time do it on roller skates srs

bitches love wheels
I understood that reference
post 1673917983 01-01-2023, 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Inhib levels way too high. Chances of success very low.



Pro tip. Give her your number. Getting hers is worthless.
Would you give a business card or write your number on a note every time?
post 1673918003 01-01-2023, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By HayZues
Inhib levels way too high. Chances of success very low.



Pro tip. Give her your number. Getting hers is worthless.
You mean walk up to the till and just give her my number?
post 1673918023 01-01-2023, 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted By Austin317⏩
Update : asked sloot how her day was and if she’s been busy but she was busy talking to one of her cashier friends, paid no attention to me, we go again next time boyos, thank you for all your continued support
Repped short stuff.
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