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post 1674405013 01-08-2023, 08:50 PM
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I just want to add, this my turtle Shakespeare. All of that chit you might read (that I posted), he read none of it. Look at his fukin face. Sitting there under a light bulb with some grass next to him. He’s happy. He wants to go walk around the floor. Makes his day. He beat the game. I’d call him a bird brain but his is probably smaller. But he’s happy. And look at us fuks arguing over the nature of reality and going to sleep thinking deep thoughts about stuff we have no control over. I dunno man.

post 1674405213 01-08-2023, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
I just want to add, this my turtle Shakespeare. All of that chit you might read (that I posted), he read none of it. Look at his fukin face. Sitting there under a light bulb with some grass next to him. He’s happy. He beat the game. I’d call him a bird brain but his is probably smaller. But he’s happy. And look at us fuks arguing over the nature of reality and going to sleep thinking deep thoughts about stuff we have no control over. I dunno man.

And people lol at tradies who practice oneness at work on the daily
post 1674405643 01-08-2023, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
I just want to add, this my turtle Shakespeare. All of that chit you might read (that I posted), he read none of it. Look at his fukin face. Sitting there under a light bulb with some grass next to him. He’s happy. He wants to go walk around the floor. Makes his day. He beat the game. I’d call him a bird brain but his is probably smaller. But he’s happy. And look at us fuks arguing over the nature of reality and going to sleep thinking deep thoughts about stuff we have no control over. I dunno man.
There is a place near me with hundreds of huge tortoises roaming around in pens. They are never stressed about anything. All they do is eat, sleep, bang each other, and LDAR in the sun. Sometimes they get stuck under a rock or fence or whatever, so they just sit there like, "oh well I'm sure someone will be here soon, I'll just take a nap." Absolutely mirin' peace and serenity.
post 1674406293 01-08-2023, 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
There is a place near me with hundreds of huge tortoises roaming around in pens. They are never stressed about anything. All they do is eat, sleep, bang each other, and LDAR in the sun. Sometimes they get stuck under a rock or fence or whatever, so they just sit there like, "oh well I'm sure someone will be here soon, I'll just take a nap." Absolutely mirin' peace and serenity.
Das it. Went with vegetarian reptiles after a long period of snakes and nasty fuks that bit me. A girlfriend of mine years back gave me chit because I lost a red tailed boa and it showed up 2 months later in our bed wrapping itself on her leg. It was for heat, it didn’t want to bang her, but she was totally insensitive about the whole thing.
post 1674407713 01-08-2023, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
The most fascinating part of reality is that our interpretation of it means nothing.

Here’s some erratic and totally unnecessary stuff that nobody would ever read if we weren’t in a thread like this on a bodybuilding forum full of weirdos.

https://www.frontiersin.org/articles...22.955594/full

Interested in human consciousness? You might enjoy the collapse of civilization too!

https://archive.org/details/TheColla...mplexSocieties

Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
I just want to add, this my turtle Shakespeare. All of that chit you might read (that I posted), he read none of it. Look at his fukin face. Sitting there under a light bulb with some grass next to him. He’s happy. He wants to go walk around the floor. Makes his day. He beat the game. I’d call him a bird brain but his is probably smaller. But he’s happy. And look at us fuks arguing over the nature of reality and going to sleep thinking deep thoughts about stuff we have no control over. I dunno man.

Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
There is a place near me with hundreds of huge tortoises roaming around in pens. They are never stressed about anything. All they do is eat, sleep, bang each other, and LDAR in the sun. Sometimes they get stuck under a rock or fence or whatever, so they just sit there like, "oh well I'm sure someone will be here soon, I'll just take a nap." Absolutely mirin' peace and serenity.
I collected turtle stuff for a while. They seem so chill. And the artsy ones are usually nice shades of green.

But other colors work too...

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post 1674407893 01-08-2023, 09:42 PM
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Personally ai think it cycles from a big bang to where it expands massively out from a single point, and time moves linearly forward, it reaches its largest size billions of years later and then like a bungee cord it shrinks back down, and time moves linearly backwards over billions of years until it becomes a single point again, rinse repeat. After researching and contemplating various options that makes the most sense to me.
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post 1674408073 01-08-2023, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By katya422⏩
I collected turtle stuff for a while. They seem so chill. And the artsy ones are usually nice shades of green.
You definitely need that as a tramp stamp.
post 1674409013 01-08-2023, 10:05 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
You definitely need that as a tramp stamp.
I read somewhere that those are coming back into fashion.

Have to admit that a turtle peeking out the top of a pair of jeans would certainly draw attention.

Probably not the good kind though.
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post 1674410103 01-08-2023, 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Adam16121⏩
I just want to add, this my turtle Shakespeare. All of that chit you might read (that I posted), he read none of it. Look at his fukin face. Sitting there under a light bulb with some grass next to him. He’s happy. He wants to go walk around the floor. Makes his day. He beat the game. I’d call him a bird brain but his is probably smaller. But he’s happy. And look at us fuks arguing over the nature of reality and going to sleep thinking deep thoughts about stuff we have no control over. I dunno man.

it's better to suck dink than to be killed

"My outer appearance was poor, but in this way my inner world became richer than anyone else's. Was it not natural that a young boy who suffered from an indelible drawback like mine should have come to think that he was a secretly chosen being? I felt as though somewhere in this world a mission awaited me of which I myself still knew nothing." --Yukio Mishima
post 1674410233 01-08-2023, 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted By OrbOddLaw⏩
I’m cool with whatever horrible chit you have to say about me, but don’t post my face
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