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ยป Check Out This Text I Got From Last Night's Date... JFL
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post 1674503633 01-10-2023, 07:43 AM
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Check Out This Text I Got From Last Night's Date... JFL






lmao i was like lmao



This bitch is 32. This is why you shouldn't date women over 30. They have so much baggage. Ded fkn srs.
post 1674503693 01-10-2023, 07:45 AM
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Lmaooo what did you do to cause this reaction
post 1674503733 01-10-2023, 07:46 AM
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lol sounds like you dodged a bullet

what did you say to set her off?
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post 1674503763 01-10-2023, 07:48 AM
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Ok tough guy
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post 1674503773 01-10-2023, 07:48 AM
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Gonna need to know what you said brah
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post 1674503783 01-10-2023, 07:48 AM
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Originally Posted By Woody-5
lol sounds like you dodged a bullet
I'm guessing she did. LOL.
post 1674503793 01-10-2023, 07:49 AM
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Was she a liberal whore?
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post 1674503803 01-10-2023, 07:49 AM
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What did you say about adoption?
post 1674503813 01-10-2023, 07:49 AM
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Lol @ this fake goldenbull
post 1674503823 01-10-2023, 07:50 AM
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"are you 12?"

Guessing he asked to see bobs and vagine without offering uggs and ipad.
Doesn't shower with his dad crew
Dat feel when you taste sweat in your mustache crew
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post 1674503883 01-10-2023, 07:52 AM
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Lol letโ€™s hear it, OP
mo e
post 1674504033 01-10-2023, 07:55 AM
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Strong ability to vet this girl before the date

Wasting time on random dates with girls you aren't interested in is the worst

Im newly single after 1 year and it's tempting to take every date you can but this time I'm being selective and not wasting time on some girl I'm not interested in


Wtf did you say to her?
post 1674504093 01-10-2023, 07:56 AM
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What'd you say?

And you're right, don't date older women. Forget 30, don't go above 25.
There is but one path....we kill them all.
post 1674504203 01-10-2023, 07:59 AM
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The Golden Bull is consolidating all the prime poon in Toronto......


Everything I post is satire.
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post 1674504273 01-10-2023, 08:02 AM
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Originally Posted By Woody-5
lol sounds like you dodged a bullet

what did you say to set her off?
cute turkish girl.



we saw each other and she was all smitten for about 30 minutes.

We started talking about past relationships..... She told me she's never been in a relationship longer than a year. (red flag). I told her, me and my ex had been together for 9 years. We didn't always get along but we have kids, so we try to work it out. You know...


then she goes, "I think it's so stupid to stay together when you no longer get along." immediately I felt offended like this sloot is calling me stupid. then i defend it by saying that is just how long term relationships work. You have to work out the issues. She insisted it's dumb and waste of time.

So then I went in Golden Bull mode.


I said, "Stupid is not having kids in your physical prime."

She gasped.

then I said, "Yeah slaving away your entire prime for some corporate charade that wouldn't think twice about firing you if it would benefit them.
That is stupid."

She immediately went defensive and said, "Maybe I don't want kids." She started physically shaking at this point btw. like her words were shaking.

I said, "Yeah that is even more retarded. You are so brainwashed you actually castrated yourself. That is the epitome of stupidity. You are going to be old, lonely and miserable!"

At this point she got up from the table. we already had food btw.

So I got up with her, "YOU ARE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT PAYING YOUR BILL!"

I cut off her exit, so she couldn't leave and she went to the front to pay her part of the bill. I was standing right behind her. She was physically shaking. I started laughing actually.

we both exited the restaurant. She yelled, "FUKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" to me and I just could not stop laughing. I laugh very loud, so she heard me.


I've had this kind of issue before with another 30+ yo girl. she was 33. That issue blew up over Vaccine. she told me she stopped seeing family over vaccine. i told her I was unvaccinated. still ended up smashing her somehow. but went North Carolina immediately after.
post 1674504353 01-10-2023, 08:03 AM
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frauding OP had to create another account to fraud some more it looks like.
post 1674504383 01-10-2023, 08:04 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
cute turkish girl.



we saw each other and she was all smitten for about 30 minutes.

We started talking about past relationships..... She told me she's never been in a relationship longer than a year. (red flag). I told her, me and my ex had been together for 9 years. We didn't always get along but we have kids, so we try to work it out. You know...


then she goes, "I think it's so stupid to stay together when you no longer get along." immediately I felt offended like this sloot is calling me stupid. then i defend it by saying that is just how long term relationships work. You have to work out the issues. She insisted it's dumb and waste of time.

So then I went in Golden Bull mode.


I said, "Stupid is not having kids in your physical prime."

She gasped.

then I said, "Yeah slaving away your entire prime for some corporate charade that wouldn't think twice about firing you if it would benefit them.
That is stupid."

She immediately went defensive and said, "Maybe I don't want kids." She started physically shaking at this point btw. like her words were shaking.

I said, "Yeah that is even more retarded. You are so brainwashed you actually castrated yourself. That is the epitome of stupidity. You are going to be old, lonely and miserable!"

At this point she got up from the table. we already had food btw.

So I got up with her, "YOU ARE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT PAYING YOUR BILL!"

I cut off her exit, so she couldn't leave and she went to the front to pay her part of the bill. I was standing right behind her. She was physically shaking. I started laughing actually.

we both exited the restaurant. She yelled, "**** YOU!!!!!!!!!!" to me and I just could not stop laughing


I've had this kind of issue before with another 30+ yo girl. she was 33. That issue blew up over Vaccine. she told me she stopped seeing family over vaccine. i told her I was unvaccinated. still ended up smashing her somehow. but went North Carolina immediately after.
& this is why I don't serial date and actually vet them first lol

You should have picked up on her personality before the date

But just an L delete her and move on
post 1674504513 01-10-2023, 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
frauding OP had to create another account to fraud some more it looks like.
3 years of calling fraud with 0 proof.

what is wrong with these mentally ill incels?
post 1674504593 01-10-2023, 08:10 AM
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Originally Posted By Jayarbie
I'm guessing she did. LOL.
Confirmed.
post 1674504623 01-10-2023, 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted By blueberryboy
& this is why I don't serial date and actually vet them first lol

You should have picked up on her personality before the date

But just an L delete her and move on
She was sweet over text.


I actually didn't mind the date. I had a good laugh. It was entertaining for me. Worth the trip and my part of the bill.
post 1674504653 01-10-2023, 08:11 AM
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Not buying this is our True Golden Bull. Doesnโ€™t type anything like the OG.

Larp city
post 1674504733 01-10-2023, 08:13 AM
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15 minutes for pics of said sloot or i make you red OP
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post 1674504753 01-10-2023, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
She was sweet over text.


I actually didn't mind the date. I had a good laugh. It was entertaining for me. Worth the trip and my part of the bill.
Good you kept a positive attitude
Next time you'll know to avoid those controversial topics on a first date

Atleast this was a girl you seen once

I just got dumped by a girl I seen for a year + last week
post 1674504783 01-10-2023, 08:13 AM
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OP's date conversation topics: vaccination, past relationships, probably politics and race

fukn lol
post 1674504823 01-10-2023, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Bigbuster1
Not buying this is our True Golden Bull. Doesnโ€™t type anything like the OG.

Larp city
It's the real Golden Bull. He posted a vocaroo yesterday in his Obama impersonation thread (thread deleted now).... his other account must have gotten perma'd....
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1674504833 01-10-2023, 08:15 AM
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Originally Posted By Destor
OP's date conversation topics: vaccination, past relationships, probably politics, race

fukn lol
Absolutely. I get laid at a very high clip too
post 1674504883 01-10-2023, 08:16 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
It's the real Golden Bull. He posted a vocaroo yesterday in his Obama impersonation thread (thread deleted now).... his other account must have gotten perma'd....
How do you know that's him, do we know what the goldenbull sounds like
post 1674504893 01-10-2023, 08:16 AM
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canโ€™t see chit but hereโ€™s what my tinder smash texted me Sunday night




Lmao @ you
post 1674504963 01-10-2023, 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
Absolutely. I get laid at a very high clip too
Having sex in your 30s isn't an accomplishment brah
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Sounds like she went on a date with a miscer
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Sloots in jail are hnnnggggg

Strange hobbies

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