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post 1674505083 01-10-2023, 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted By freuddcoco
15 minutes for pics of said sloot or i make you red OP
she unmatched me actually.

couldn't screenshot



she was cute tho. Turkish girl with blonde hair. thin, gracile. not really HTC or LTC. her face was worth posting. pretty girl.
post 1674505203 01-10-2023, 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
she unmatched me actually.

couldn't screenshot



she was cute tho. Turkish girl with blonde hair. thin, gracille. not really HTC or LTC. her face was worth posting. pretty girl.
cuz u made her pay for her own food i let you off the hook gjdm

(if story is true)
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post 1674505273 01-10-2023, 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted By mcdojo
How do you know that's him, do we know what the goldenbull sounds like
Because he's posted other vocaroos in the past from his TheGoldenBull account.... and also, his voice is unusually deep, too deep to be a typical Han Chinese or any other type of Asian. Most Asians have high-pitched, nasally voices.

It's the same voice.
Everything I post is satire.
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post 1674505333 01-10-2023, 08:23 AM
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Originally Posted By N0stradamus
Because he's posted other vocaroos in the past from his TheGoldenBull account.... and also, his voice is unusually deep, too deep to be a typical Han Chinese or any other type of Asian. Most Asians have high-pitched, nasally voices.
Not him
post 1674505363 01-10-2023, 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
can’t see chit but here’s what my tinder smash texted me Sunday night




Lmao @ you
ok rookie. i stretch them out like that

post 1674505403 01-10-2023, 08:24 AM
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This totally happened.
post 1674505483 01-10-2023, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted By tripod29
This totally happened.
Another ****g0t larping on the misc

He’s a fat Asian that brags about banging hookers lmao
post 1674505593 01-10-2023, 08:28 AM
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Text her and say you’ve reconsidered because you believe charity brings good karma.

Proceed to tell her you will inseminate to give her one last chance to procreate as her shriveled ovaries gasp for one last breath of air.

Only if she names it after you and never calls you again though.
This body holding me, be my reminder here that I am not alone.
Makes me feel eternal, all this Pain is an Illusion.
post 1674505673 01-10-2023, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted By Jayarbie
I'm guessing she did. LOL.
I don't doubt this
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post 1674506053 01-10-2023, 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted By Retoaded
frauding OP had to create another account to fraud some more it looks like.
Pretty much.

More likely was that he showed his autistic incel self in person and did the verbal equivalent of "show bobs and vagene", which of course she was offended by because she wasn't attracted to him.
post 1674506303 01-10-2023, 08:38 AM
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mirin if true
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post 1674508493 01-10-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By elterrible987
bruh this kind of dumb chit is why I havent gone on a dinner first date in years. only meet up for coffee or at the park. make sure they are not super crazy. it is too much effort to go to a sit down dinner with some stranger. some times it has worked out other times it has been terrible.
this is another thing about dating 30+ yo women. THEY NEED TO MEET at a restaurant. young girls are fine with coming straight to your place. lol

yeah the 30+ will suggest a restaurant, that is when it's hard to back out of it. ughhh......

i mean do i say NO let's go for coffee instead and risk never smashing them? Or do I nut up and just go....

obvious if it's a super expensive restaurant then no bueno.
post 1674509863 01-10-2023, 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
cute turkish girl.



we saw each other and she was all smitten for about 30 minutes.

We started talking about past relationships..... She told me she's never been in a relationship longer than a year. (red flag). I told her, me and my ex had been together for 9 years. We didn't always get along but we have kids, so we try to work it out. You know...


then she goes, "I think it's so stupid to stay together when you no longer get along." immediately I felt offended like this sloot is calling me stupid. then i defend it by saying that is just how long term relationships work. You have to work out the issues. She insisted it's dumb and waste of time.

So then I went in Golden Bull mode.


I said, "Stupid is not having kids in your physical prime."

She gasped.

then I said, "Yeah slaving away your entire prime for some corporate charade that wouldn't think twice about firing you if it would benefit them.
That is stupid."

She immediately went defensive and said, "Maybe I don't want kids." She started physically shaking at this point btw. like her words were shaking.

I said, "Yeah that is even more retarded. You are so brainwashed you actually castrated yourself. That is the epitome of stupidity. You are going to be old, lonely and miserable!"

At this point she got up from the table. we already had food btw.

So I got up with her, "YOU ARE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT PAYING YOUR BILL!"

I cut off her exit, so she couldn't leave and she went to the front to pay her part of the bill. I was standing right behind her. She was physically shaking. I started laughing actually.

we both exited the restaurant. She yelled, "FUKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" to me and I just could not stop laughing. I laugh very loud, so she heard me.


I've had this kind of issue before with another 30+ yo girl. she was 33. That issue blew up over Vaccine. she told me she stopped seeing family over vaccine. i told her I was unvaccinated. still ended up smashing her somehow. but went North Carolina immediately after.
Strong failure. 9 years together and kids but not enough of a man to keep your family intact.

No wonder you attracted this old bag what other kind of women does a loser like you attract? Get your ass back home to your children.


Just LOL @ being a grown man in his mid 30s with kids and out with some used busted up emotionally inconstant Sloot instead of out with your children and loving wife.
post 1674510633 01-10-2023, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted By Mercworx
Strong failure. 9 years together and kids but not enough of a man to keep your family intact.

No wonder you attracted this old bag what other kind of women does a loser like you attract? Get your ass back home to your children.


Just LOL @ being a grown man in his mid 30s with kids and out with some used busted up emotionally inconstant Sloot instead of out with your children and loving wife.
you can't guilt trip me brah.


sometimes it's just the end. and that's okay.


some people will stay together for life. good for you. but i believe a life is better lived with more than one experience.


post 1674511493 01-10-2023, 09:51 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
can’t see chit but here’s what my tinder smash texted me Sunday night




Lmao @ you
Dude aren't you in shape? Why are u fking disgusting walruses srs ?


>saw a pic you eagerly flexed in some other thread, some obese pig with 4 pounds of make up and photo shop
post 1674511663 01-10-2023, 09:52 AM
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I don’t think I like anyone in this story. What restaurant was it? I feel like telling the staff to fuk off too.
post 1674511763 01-10-2023, 09:54 AM
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lmfao what did you say?
post 1674511953 01-10-2023, 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted By GoldenBuII
cute turkish girl.



we saw each other and she was all smitten for about 30 minutes.

We started talking about past relationships..... She told me she's never been in a relationship longer than a year. (red flag). I told her, me and my ex had been together for 9 years. We didn't always get along but we have kids, so we try to work it out. You know...


then she goes, "I think it's so stupid to stay together when you no longer get along." immediately I felt offended like this sloot is calling me stupid. then i defend it by saying that is just how long term relationships work. You have to work out the issues. She insisted it's dumb and waste of time.

So then I went in Golden Bull mode.


I said, "Stupid is not having kids in your physical prime."

She gasped.

then I said, "Yeah slaving away your entire prime for some corporate charade that wouldn't think twice about firing you if it would benefit them.
That is stupid."

She immediately went defensive and said, "Maybe I don't want kids." She started physically shaking at this point btw. like her words were shaking.

I said, "Yeah that is even more retarded. You are so brainwashed you actually castrated yourself. That is the epitome of stupidity. You are going to be old, lonely and miserable!"

At this point she got up from the table. we already had food btw.

So I got up with her, "YOU ARE NOT LEAVING WITHOUT PAYING YOUR BILL!"

I cut off her exit, so she couldn't leave and she went to the front to pay her part of the bill. I was standing right behind her. She was physically shaking. I started laughing actually.

we both exited the restaurant. She yelled, "FUKK YOU!!!!!!!!!!" to me and I just could not stop laughing. I laugh very loud, so she heard me.


I've had this kind of issue before with another 30+ yo girl. she was 33. That issue blew up over Vaccine. she told me she stopped seeing family over vaccine. i told her I was unvaccinated. still ended up smashing her somehow. but went North Carolina immediately after.
lmfao real life is not misc bro

u can't talk to women like that and expect vagene

u handled it like a true Golden Bull tho mirin makin her pay
post 1674512103 01-10-2023, 09:57 AM
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OP is a slayer usually though I think. 21 unread messages.
post 1674512203 01-10-2023, 09:59 AM
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Lol at not being able to charm a sloot into letting you fuk.

You Can pick up feminist/sloot tendencies & use that information to exclude them from being potential wives & just use their holes.

What Else were you even trying to achieve be going on a date with a 32 yr old?
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post 1674512673 01-10-2023, 10:04 AM
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Lmao
post 1674513553 01-10-2023, 10:16 AM
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anyone over 27 is a hard no for me personally.
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post 1674513973 01-10-2023, 10:19 AM
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Originally Posted By GooBaaa
can’t see chit but here’s what my tinder smash texted me Sunday night




Lmao @ you
lets see the pics!
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post 1674530743 01-10-2023, 02:19 PM
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I patiently await your next thread which will include photos of another lard ass woman in section 8 housing, wearing dirty socks that you compensated to act as a photo op for the hour
it's better to suck dink than to be killed

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