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post 1674555703 01-10-2023, 09:35 PM
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some ****git is stealing gasoline from my parent's car. wut should i do?

set up cameras? doubt that would do ****

break his legs?

b00bie trap it with dog****?
post 1674555823 01-10-2023, 09:39 PM
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Fill parents tank with diesel?
post 1674555883 01-10-2023, 09:41 PM
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Leave a 5 gallon gasoline tank out but fill it with salt/sugar/ gasoline.


Jfl when their motor blows


Don’t blame me if they come and kill u tho srs
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post 1674555913 01-10-2023, 09:42 PM
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Tape a message on the inside of the gas cap..

“Smile, Your on camera”

“I hope you are siphoning this, The has I laced with rat poison”

Should solve your problem..
post 1674555953 01-10-2023, 09:43 PM
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Leave a jerrycan out in a not to obvious spot with gas in it.
Mix in 2 cups of sugar to a gallon of gas and shake it up.
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post 1674556043 01-10-2023, 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted By KMnO4⏩
Fill parents tank with diesel?
Originally Posted By Nonsense916⏩
Leave a 5 gallon gasoline tank out but fill it with salt/sugar/ gasoline.


Jfl when their motor blows


Don’t blame me if they come and kill u tho srs
fkn lmao

i dont want them to come back and fuk up my dad's car though
post 1674556243 01-10-2023, 09:52 PM
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And locking gas caps are cheap insurance.
Sloots Gon Sloot.
post 1674556303 01-10-2023, 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
Tape a message on the inside of the gas cap..

“Smile, Your on camera”

“I hope you are siphoning this, The has I laced with rat poison”

Should solve your problem..
they will prolly just laugh at the msg

last month i saw a bunch of mexicans stealing a catalytic converter off an ambulance

in broad daylight
Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
Leave a jerrycan out in a not to obvious spot with gas in it.
Mix in 2 cups of sugar to a gallon of gas and shake it up.
does sugar fk up an engine real bad?
post 1674556443 01-10-2023, 09:54 PM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩


And locking gas caps are cheap insurance.
i feel like if i do this they will slash the tires and break all the windows
post 1674556483 01-10-2023, 09:56 PM
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Guys sugar doesn't work it dissolves mostly

What you want to use is BLEACH

It will remove the coating from inside the tank and rust the fuel system out, srs
post 1674556493 01-10-2023, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩
i feel like if i do this they will slash the tires and break all the windows
They deserve worse imo.
There’s also a video of a dude with a jeep who puts wood strips with razorblades in spots for when his soft top is off. Pretty gangster.
I can’t stand thieves.

Over a decade ago my grandpa had degens stealing gas out of his truck. I showed up late one night and he scared tf out of me. He was hiding on the side of the house with his revolver ready to party.
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post 1674556503 01-10-2023, 09:57 PM
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post 1674556963 01-10-2023, 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted By HateLiberals⏩
Guys sugar doesn't work it dissolves mostly

What you want to use is BLEACH

It will remove the coating from inside the tank and rust the fuel system out, srs
strong knowledge boyo
Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
They deserve worse imo.
There’s also a video of a dude with a jeep who puts wood strips with razorblades in spots for when his soft top is off. Pretty gangster.
I can’t stand thieves.

Over a decade ago my grandpa had degens stealing gas out of his truck. I showed up late one night and he scared tf out of me. He was hiding on the side of the house with his revolver ready to party.
Mirin gramps


Originally Posted By xbluexhawkx⏩
I won't be stopped
not cool brah

i will have my dog bite your dink off if i get the chance
post 1674557033 01-10-2023, 10:11 PM
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1-Find someone with aids and pay them $100 for a syringe of their blood.

2-Take blood and insert into needle tips

3-Glue needle tips onto gas cap

4-Perp grabs gas cap and gets jabbed by 5 or 6 aids needles

5-RIP
post 1674557603 01-10-2023, 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩
they will prolly just laugh at the msg

last month i saw a bunch of mexicans stealing a catalytic converter off an ambulance

in broad daylight



does sugar fk up an engine real bad?
It'll plug up the fuel system real good.
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post 1674557683 01-10-2023, 10:24 PM
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Break his forearm with a bat.
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post 1674557773 01-10-2023, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted By Krackerjacked⏩
And locking gas caps are cheap insurance.
Lock the cap and then instead they go under and take your cat
post 1674557833 01-10-2023, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted By CanuckGame⏩
1-Find someone with aids and pay them $100 for a syringe of their blood.

2-Take blood and insert into needle tips

3-Glue needle tips onto gas cap

4-Perp grabs gas cap and gets jabbed by 5 or 6 aids needles

5-RIP
perps deserve it srs
Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
It'll plug up the fuel system real good.
fuark
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Break his forearm with a bat.
someone in my area got shot for trying to stop a catalytic converter thief srs
post 1674557933 01-10-2023, 10:29 PM
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post 1674558213 01-10-2023, 10:36 PM
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Op,

You watched some ****** dismantling an ambulance in broad daylight!?
post 1674558223 01-10-2023, 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted By carcano69⏩
perps deserve it srs



fuark



someone in my area got shot for trying to stop a catalytic converter thief srs
Ok, semi auto shotgun with salt shot first shell and buck shot for the other shells.
When it comes your time to die, be not like those whose hearts are filled with the fear of death, so that when their time comes they weep and pray for a little more time to live their lives over again in a different way. Sing your death song and die like a hero going home.
post 1674558333 01-10-2023, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted By CockHorse⏩
Op,

You watched some ****** dismantling an ambulance in broad daylight!?
in a hospital parking lot yup

this is california for u
Originally Posted By Godfrd824⏩
Ok, semi auto shotgun with salt shot first shell and buck shot for the other shells.
wish i could get a ccw permit. in my county of almost 1 millon, less than 10 people have one srs (super lib area)
post 1674558943 01-10-2023, 10:59 PM
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sleep in car overnight and rape his angus when he comes to steal the gas. inb4 OP is a sound sleeper
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post 1674559203 01-10-2023, 11:06 PM
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I’ve seen this once before and there’s only one way to deal with it. You need a full gasoline tank that ideally has the word “FULL” written in sharpie big letters. Then you need a tree branch overhead, a rope and a net. If you’re like me finding the right rope is the hard part, and I decided to make my own. If you’re interested in learning how you can make your own rope too just let me know and I’ll do another post
Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.

"Dig with your hands, not with your mouths"

Entire NYPD should go on strike. You'll see then how quickly the mayor changes his tone.
post 1674559733 01-10-2023, 11:23 PM
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Hide out with a paintball gun. Use pepperballs, they are self defense paintballs full of pepper spray. They burst and make a 12 foot cloud of pepper spray. Shoot the fuk out of him. Aim for the chest so it covers his face. Then break his legs with a bat or metal pry bar when he's down crying and can't see anything.

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Just get a ring camera. Those things are awesome at detecting intruders.
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