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post 1674700703 01-12-2023, 07:41 PM
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if you haven't slept with over 30 girls, then you're a ****gort

21 and counting.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674700923 01-12-2023, 07:46 PM
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statistically speaking, u prolly got sum kinda Space AIDS, brah

srs
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post 1674700933 01-12-2023, 07:46 PM
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post 1674700953 01-12-2023, 07:46 PM
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LOL’d. What a twist.
post 1674701023 01-12-2023, 07:48 PM
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Imagine defining your worth by how many sloots you've jestermaxxed lol
post 1674701033 01-12-2023, 07:48 PM
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if you havent reached that by 25 its OVER!
post 1674701263 01-12-2023, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
statistically speaking, u prolly got sum kinda Space AIDS, brah

srs
Haven't heard any complaints yet. But i'm kinda annoyed I haven't knocked a few women up.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674701313 01-12-2023, 07:51 PM
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37 and holding
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
post 1674701553 01-12-2023, 07:54 PM
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Over 50 smashed and nary a rash
post 1674701563 01-12-2023, 07:55 PM
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What are you 14? Who cares.
post 1674701613 01-12-2023, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted By Fuggettabowteet⏩
Over 50 smashed and nary a rash
I said women brah.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674701773 01-12-2023, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted By ilovelifenow⏩
Haven't heard any complaints yet. But i'm kinda annoyed I haven't knocked a few women up.
not sure if

i'm deathly fkn afraid of knocking up a sloot

today i played a bunch of diablo and chopped wood

do u realize how much a kid wood ruin that
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post 1674701923 01-12-2023, 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
not sure if

i'm deathly fkn afraid of knocking up a sloot

today i played a bunch of diablo and chopped wood

do u realize how much a kid wood ruin that
I mostly have one night stands while traveling through europe, and I make sure to keep my tracks clean. So unless I manage to phuck a detective, they wouldn't have much of a way of contacting me again. Tbh, I want a kid without actually having the responsibility of effort involved in it.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674702113 01-12-2023, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
not sure if

i'm deathly fkn afraid of knocking up a sloot

today i played a bunch of diablo and chopped wood

do u realize how much a kid wood ruin that
People still play D3?
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post 1674702193 01-12-2023, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted By ilovelifenow⏩
I mostly have one night stands while traveling through europe, and I make sure to keep my tracks clean. So unless I manage to phuck a detective, they wouldn't have much of a way of contacting me again. Tbh, I want a kid without actually having the responsibility of effort involved in it.
that's pretty based but i think you could get tracked down if an immediate relative did 23andme or something srs
Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
People still play D3?
d3 is fun, idk why nobody likes it

i've played countless hours but never played a single game of multi, so maybe that's why
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post 1674702273 01-12-2023, 08:05 PM
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think im around 33. not bad i guess.
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post 1674702453 01-12-2023, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
that's pretty based but i think you could get tracked down if an immediate relative did 23andme or something srs



d3 is fun, idk why nobody likes it

i've played countless hours but never played a single game of multi, so maybe that's why
D2 consumed my childhood
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post 1674702993 01-12-2023, 08:13 PM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
D2 consumed my childhood
same

i throw in some d2r games here and there but it feels really flat comparatively

i'm legit amped for rotmaxxing when d4 cooms out in june

gonna try to be single for that hehe
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post 1674703103 01-12-2023, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
that's pretty based but i think you could get tracked down if an immediate relative did 23andme or something srs



d3 is fun, idk why nobody likes it

i've played countless hours but never played a single game of multi, so maybe that's why
Tbh, if she manages to track me down, then manages to get a visa into my country, then I wood probably marry her. A girl with that kind of determination is marriage material. But until that day happens, I better make sure I start forgetting to use a condom
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1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674703433 01-12-2023, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted By ilovelifenow⏩
I mostly have one night stands while traveling through europe, and I make sure to keep my tracks clean. So unless I manage to phuck a detective, they wouldn't have much of a way of contacting me again. Tbh, I want a kid without actually having the responsibility of effort involved in it.
I have creampied multiple random chicks while travelling abroad that I have absolutely zero means of contact with. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about mini me's running around all over the world that I have absolutely no idea about and will never find out about. Spreading my seed without the responsibility.
post 1674703803 01-12-2023, 08:24 PM
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I'm probably in the twenties somewhere, really can't remember them all cause early twenties was alcohol and weed blur
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post 1674703843 01-12-2023, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
I have creampied multiple random chicks while travelling abroad that I have absolutely zero means of contact with. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about mini me's running around all over the world that I have absolutely no idea about and will never find out about. Spreading my seed without the responsibility.
Based and Genghispilled.
post 1674703953 01-12-2023, 08:27 PM
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Originally Posted By aranadiscoteca⏩
I have creampied multiple random chicks while travelling abroad that I have absolutely zero means of contact with. I'd be lying if I said I didn't fantasize about mini me's running around all over the world that I have absolutely no idea about and will never find out about. Spreading my seed without the responsibility.
das it mane.
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1674703963 01-12-2023, 08:27 PM
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Yea I preferred just picking the best of the bunch and holding them down either as a gf or kind of like an exclusive fwb thing instead just dropping my load into randoms and hookups.
post 1674704243 01-12-2023, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
same

i throw in some d2r games here and there but it feels really flat comparatively

i'm legit amped for rotmaxxing when d4 cooms out in june

gonna try to be single for that hehe
I didn’t read a lot about it but saw people talking about it being pay to play ponzi scheme. Confirm?
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All of this can be avoided by celibacy.
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