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post 1674942173 01-15-2023, 07:36 PM
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Dogcels - What are you feeding? Click here to see the DANKEST dog food (PICS)

Are you still feeding your dogs ultra processed, dehydrated trash ass mega corp kibble? Do I really have to convince you of the benefits of feeding real food instead of just synthetic nutrients? Come on.

I've been doing this ever since I had a dog that was on home hospice. She was old and wouldn't eat, wouldn't drink, wouldn't move off her bed, I was force feeding her and she'd just vomit everything up, etc. Vet said it was time to go. I started messing around with homemade food just to see if I could get her to eat something.

Low and behold, she not only got better, she lived for years after. And was healthier than she had ever been in a lot of ways. This is the GOAT way to feed your best friend, boyos.

Cliffs:
- Muscle meat and organ meat on the reg
- Raw bones on the reg
- Whole eggs on the reg
- Whole oily fish and shellfish on the reg
- Prebiotic, Probiotic, and digestive enzyme foods on the reg
- Grains on the reg
- Tons of fruits and veggies on the reg
- All kindsa dank supps like herbs, spices, kelp, seaweed, flax, mushroom powder, extra vitamins on the reg


Let's cruise the dog freezer and see what we got


Mise en place. Did some whole duck, tripe, kidney, anchovy, shrimp, mussels, etc.


Cook up a big ol' pot of rice or quinoa. I add all the herbs and spices here.


Run all dem fruits and veggies through a food processor so your dog can't pick them out


Pile the rest of it in there


Finished product


Use containers or bag it up into daily portions
post 1674942383 01-15-2023, 07:38 PM
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TLDR

Kitters are superior
post 1674942583 01-15-2023, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted By DogormansCat7⏩
TLDR

Kitters are superior
If you're going to be a catcel, at least have something cooler than domestic shorthair cats, brah.

post 1674942713 01-15-2023, 07:40 PM
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post 1674942783 01-15-2023, 07:41 PM
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1. pic of dog

2. overall costs & supplies need
post 1674942793 01-15-2023, 07:41 PM
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your dog has a shorter life expectancy than a rapper
post 1674942863 01-15-2023, 07:41 PM
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You think a dog wood be eating all of that in the wild?

Ernie pls it's a dog it will eat it's own chit; you're just wasting money
*Tolerance is the lube that slides the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of civilized society*

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As always: not medical advice but medical opinion crew
post 1674942893 01-15-2023, 07:42 PM
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Dog eats better than 90% of the misc
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post 1674942983 01-15-2023, 07:42 PM
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We do a mix of Orijen Regional Red and Six Fish, then a crap ton of bullies and dehydrated beef rouladen jerky
post 1674943013 01-15-2023, 07:42 PM
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Repped

Edit: on spread
post 1674943343 01-15-2023, 07:44 PM
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That's an amazing job OP!
If you want to ask me a question:

Ask: TheAdlerian

http://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showthread.php?t=150655983&p=1000366043#post1000366043

Read my science fiction novel:

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post 1674943533 01-15-2023, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted By ymer⏩
I don't see the point of the fruits and vegetables.

Seems like a lot of wasted effort and money. But it's great that you feed him raw animals.
Same reason we eat them. It's fiber plus a lot of vitamins and minerals and plant chemicals. Diarrhea is a thing of the past.

There was a long term study on dogs that were fed leafy greens. Saw a 90% reduction in common cancer types.
post 1674944123 01-15-2023, 07:50 PM
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Originally Posted By blissful88⏩
You think a dog wood be eating all of that in the wild?

Ernie pls it's a dog it will eat it's own chit; you're just wasting money
I'm not trying to replicate a wild diet. I'm trying to HEALTHMAXX.
post 1674944663 01-15-2023, 07:54 PM
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OP im myron as phuk. I will do this if I ever get a dog. Srs.
post 1674945693 01-15-2023, 08:00 PM
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Most dogs cannot properly digest veggies or even most fruits. They should primarily get beef with occasional chicken along with bones, bone marrow, and biscuits. You're an idiot if you're actually feeding a dog a high fiber/vegetable diet, they're going to be miserable constant stomach problems.
**Eat lots and lots of birds. The smaller the bird, the more compact its protein content. Parrots are great sources for protein.**
post 1674945993 01-15-2023, 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted By optimus1⏩
Most dogs cannot properly digest veggies or even most fruits. They should primarily get beef with occasional chicken along with bones, bone marrow, and biscuits. You're an idiot if you're actually feeding a dog a high fiber/vegetable diet, they're going to be miserable constant stomach problems.
Tempted to neg op now for false info.
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From the American Kennel Club

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/nu...-and-cant-eat/

"As omnivores, dogs have no real need for fruits or vegetables as part of their diet, but an occasional fruit or veggie as a treat is OK. Fresh dog foods also pre-portion fresh veggies into meals."

Veggies and fruits are a VERY small part of a dog's diet and completely unnecessary.
**Eat lots and lots of birds. The smaller the bird, the more compact its protein content. Parrots are great sources for protein.**
post 1674946123 01-15-2023, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted By dingleberrry⏩
Tempted to neg op now for false info.
You're wrong. My sister is a veterinarian, you do not feed dogs veggies unless you're a complete idiot.
**Eat lots and lots of birds. The smaller the bird, the more compact its protein content. Parrots are great sources for protein.**
post 1674946623 01-15-2023, 08:07 PM
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Originally Posted By optimus1⏩
You're wrong. My sister is a veterinarian, you do not feed dogs veggies unless you're a complete idiot.
Absolute blue pilled bro science. I've had multiple vets review my diets, and ZERO digestive problems. Quite the opposite, I get 2 olympic quality dumps per day, perfect texture every time.
post 1674947043 01-15-2023, 08:11 PM
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This pup won’t touch fruits or veggies if we offer them to her, I think popcorn might be the closest thing she’ll eat



The other one is a garburator on four legs so I’m not sure she’s a good indicator
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Absolute blue pilled bro science. I've had multiple vets review my diets, and ZERO digestive problems.
They literally cannot digest many veggies or fruits properly. VERY small portions or not at all. Last I checked, dogs cannot tell you if their stomach is fukked up or they're feeling like chit. Bowel movement quality is far from the only factor in digestion issues. Many veggies are toxic to dogs and others should be consumed in small portions. None are necessary, what a huge waste of time.
**Eat lots and lots of birds. The smaller the bird, the more compact its protein content. Parrots are great sources for protein.**
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Originally Posted By optimus1⏩
They literally cannot digest many veggies or fruits properly. VERY small portions or not at all. Last I checked, dogs cannot tell you if their stomach is fukked up or they're feeling like chit. Bowel movement quality is far from the only factor in digestion issues. Many veggies are toxic to dogs and others should be consumed in small portions. None are necessary, what a huge waste of time.
lmao ok bro. Dumb.
post 1674948503 01-15-2023, 08:23 PM
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OP I'd like to go with something like your diet. Right now we feed him slightly cooked food..this one here..it comes frozen




We've been through so many types of foods, mostly raw, but it seems no matter what his ears always smell and are constantly itching him. It's getting really frustrating.

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Mine gets steak, usually bone in ribeye or t bone so he can chew on the bone, and eggs… he seems to like it
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and not a single pic of the dog

ITT we learn that OPie makes his own dog food and then eats it himself

brutal
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Great job brah. I’d tweak some things, but you’re definitely in the right direction. I unfortunately am back to poverty kibble. Id power through that entire freezer in maybe a week. If I was still feeding raw, it would be about 22-28lbs a day, depending on what I fed and activity level.
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Originally Posted By Paul
OP I'd like to go with something like your diet. Right now we feed him slightly cooked food..this one here..it comes frozen




We've been through so many types of foods, mostly raw, but it seems no matter what his ears always smell and are constantly itching him. It's getting really frustrating.

He’s got skin allergies bro, let me try to find out what I give my dog every spring and I’ll update this post. My dogs an old English/American bulldog cross, that shot changed his life drastically.

Edit - Kenalog shot

Edit 2 - triamcinolone shot as well
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I didn't see any kid arms or legs so I take it you don't have a pitbull?
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Originally Posted By blazenbb⏩
Great job brah. I’d tweak some things, but you’re definitely in the right direction. I unfortunately am back to poverty kibble. Id power through that entire freezer in maybe a week. If I was still feeding raw, it would be about 22-25lbs a day.
Many dogs or giant dog?
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Originally Posted By Ratfish⏩
and not a single pic of the dog

ITT we learn that OPie makes his own dog food and then eats it himself

brutal
Dude don’t even know the last time I read a post of yours and didn’t snort out loud


Also Paul your pup is cute af hope you find a solution
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