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Thread: Is Candle in the Wind the most Simp song ever?

post 1675345473 01-19-2023, 07:42 AM
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Is Candle in the Wind the most Simp song ever?

Marilyn Monroe knowingly banged a married president, choose to take drugs, was a slob and Bernie Tobin writes this shiet...

Goodbye, Norma Jeane
From the young man in the twenty second row
Who sees you as something more than sexual
More than just our Marilyn Monroe

You had the grace to hold yourself
While those around you crawled
They crawled out of the woodwork
And they whispered into your brain
They set you on the treadmill
And they made you change your name

What an azzhole.
post 1675345533 01-19-2023, 07:43 AM
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I don't know...can a homo even simp for a woman?
post 1675345933 01-19-2023, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I don't know...can a homo even simp for a woman?
He probably failed so badly with woman that he switched over to dudes.
post 1675346213 01-19-2023, 07:56 AM
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Nothing, and I mean nothing will ever top boyz II men, EOTR
Girl, I'm here for you
All those times at night when you just hurt me
And just ran out with that other fella
Baby, I knew about it, I just didn't care
You just don't understand how much I love you, do you?
I'm here for you
I'm not out to go out and cheat all night (Baby, I'm here for you, baby)
Just like you did, baby, but that's alrright
Heh, I love you anyway (Baby, you tried)
And I'm still gonna be here for you 'til my dying day, baby
Right now, I'm just in so much pain, baby (We should be happy together forever)
'Cause you just won't come back to me (You and I)
Will you? Just come back to me (Yeah, yeah)
post 1675347593 01-19-2023, 08:20 AM
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Turns out Bluebryboy here on the Misc isn’t a pathetic Simp, he’s just a lyricist.
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post 1675347943 01-19-2023, 08:26 AM
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"I should've bought you flowers"-Bruno Mars
"Jessie's Girl"- Rick Springfield
"You're Beautiful"-James Blount
"Keep on Loving You"- REO Speedwagon
post 1675349013 01-19-2023, 08:41 AM
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post 1675349373 01-19-2023, 08:48 AM
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Whenever someone famous died he just sang it for them. Couldn’t even bother his writers to write a new song
Marilyn dies: Candle in the wind
Princess Diana dies: Candle in the wind
If Madonna ever dies: Candle in the wind
Repeat
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post 1675350163 01-19-2023, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
LMFAO! Is that shopped?
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post 1675350313 01-19-2023, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By desslok⏩
If Madonna ever dies: Candle in the wind
Repeat
Madonna needs to dangle in the wind the weird nonce kunt
post 1675350613 01-19-2023, 09:03 AM
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No, End of the Road is.

Edit: Wizard up there
I'm back, bitches!
post 1675353013 01-19-2023, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
That was my favorite part of Wizard of Oz
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post 1675354933 01-19-2023, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted By monster0ultra⏩
That doesn't look as bad as the pic but still brutal
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post 1675355173 01-19-2023, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted By Polaris⏩
I don't know...can a homo even simp for a woman?
Bernie Taupin is straight surprisingly. EJ is another story.
post 1675355213 01-19-2023, 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted By SSM12⏩
Turns out Bluebryboy here on the Misc isn’t a pathetic Simp, he’s just a lyricist.
ded
post 1675355933 01-19-2023, 10:31 AM
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Boys 2 men end of the road is a very beautiful and amazing son. Everyone at the time it had mtv and said the one with the hi-top was gay. But I had no internet to fact check it.

R Kelly - If I could turn back the hands of time

Meatloaf - I’d lie for you snd that’s the truth.

Nazareth - love hurts

Boy 2 men had some badass hits though. Motown Philly, I’ll make love to you, edit with Mariah Carey
post 1675358613 01-19-2023, 11:15 AM
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I don't think you can 'simp' for dead puzzy.

I mean the definition of simping is doing dumb awkward chit to get puzzy.

Paying tribute to a dead hoe is not simping.
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