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post 1675527453 01-21-2023, 08:42 PM
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People who use toilet paper are Neanderthals

Was just forced to use toilet paper for the first time in like 5 years. Had to take a dump in a gas station and these ****ggots had prehistoric, dry chopped up wood in the form of single ply toilet paper..

Needless to say I ended the poop session with chit on my finger tips.

It’s fuking 2023. Anyone who uses toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of wet flushable wipes that actually get your chit hole nice and clean should just build a wood hut and live in the jungle.

I am disgust
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post 1675527603 01-21-2023, 08:45 PM
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post 1675527963 01-21-2023, 08:52 PM
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post 1675527973 01-21-2023, 08:52 PM
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I use both TP and wipes crew. Start off with the heavy lifting with TP, then deep cleaning with the wipes, dry off with TP again. Bung hole is clean.

Who wants to rim this hairy bung hole? (no homo, of course)
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post 1675528083 01-21-2023, 08:54 PM
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Flushable Wipes ftw. Cleaner butt. No poop marks on your underwear. Its a better lifestyle. I've been using flushable wipes for years now and haven't looked back. I look down upon people that use toilet paper.
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post 1675528323 01-21-2023, 08:58 PM
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Ever taken a big chit, not even bother wiping and just jump in the shower, put the showerhead on jet and powerwash your angus? Scrub with last use washcloth with soap? Even if you wipe, you'll see more come off. It's why I prefer to chit at home. Yes wet wipes do better. Beday or whatever it's called would be nice.

Nobody likes a chitass.
post 1675528463 01-21-2023, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
I use both TP and wipes crew. Start off with the heavy lifting with TP, then deep cleaning with the wipes, dry off with TP again. Bung hole is clean.
This is what I do. Use TP to start then finish with a couple travel size..

post 1675528493 01-21-2023, 09:01 PM
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Only chit at home, next to my 400cc Honda pressure washer. Imagine not shooting 3600 psi worth of cleanliness straight up your angus.
post 1675528623 01-21-2023, 09:03 PM
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In the clubs in Thailand they have attendants who wash it for you. You gotta tip them but it's worth it also they spray some cologne on it.
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post 1675528633 01-21-2023, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted By ErnieMccracken⏩
Only chit at home, next to my 400cc Honda pressure washer. Imagine not shooting 3600 psi worth of cleanliness straight up your angus.
this is what I do. lol
post 1675532403 01-21-2023, 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
In the clubs in Thailand they have attendants who wash it for you. You gotta tip them but it's worth it also they spray some cologne on it.
Something tells me they do a pretty good job
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post 1675532793 01-21-2023, 10:32 PM
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enjoy ur $30k septic repair bill when those wipes back up your plumbing



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post 1675544383 01-22-2023, 02:37 AM
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post 1675544493 01-22-2023, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted By Devin459⏩
Was just forced to use toilet paper for the first time in like 5 years. Had to take a dump in a gas station and these ****ggots had prehistoric, dry chopped up wood in the form of single ply toilet paper..

Needless to say I ended the poop session with chit on my finger tips.

It’s fuking 2023. Anyone who uses toilet paper to wipe their ass instead of wet flushable wipes that actually get your chit hole nice and clean should just build a wood hut and live in the jungle.

I am disgust
Can confirm I am wood hut
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post 1675544533 01-22-2023, 02:42 AM
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Originally Posted By multiplemiggs⏩
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post 1675545173 01-22-2023, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted By Samraiwise⏩
Here in Japan,



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I wish Japan won WW2. Imagine all these toilets throughout the West
post 1675545383 01-22-2023, 03:03 AM
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post 1675545473 01-22-2023, 03:05 AM
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I was raised as a savage. Its true. Water is the best way to clean angus. On a side note, why do we have to clean our ass while a dog or cat chits wipe free?
post 1675546303 01-22-2023, 03:34 AM
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I drop all my chit stained wet wipes in the trash can at work. Janitors hate me.
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post 1675546413 01-22-2023, 03:37 AM
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Flushable wipes aren't great for sewage. Look up fatberg. But anyway, I dry wipe and then wipe with slightly moistened tp until there is nothing on the paper. Then I shower and wash my ass thoroughly. Then I dry wipe again.
post 1675547013 01-22-2023, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
I was raised as a savage. Its true. Water is the best way to clean angus.On a side note, why do we have to clean our ass while a dog or cat chits wipe free?
You've never seen dogs and cats licking their asses?
post 1675547483 01-22-2023, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted By Kev1972⏩
I drop all my chit stained wet wipes in the trash can at work. Janitors hate me.
Lmao I can imagine the smell
Originally Posted By BraddlesMcGee⏩
In the clubs in Thailand they have attendants who wash it for you. You gotta tip them but it's worth it also they spray some cologne on it.
You sure that was cologne they're spraying on you, nomsayin? Not extra moisturizing "lotion"?
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or take a bottle of water
and wet these wipes?

also,you can turn a bottle of
water to a bidet...in the ass
Spoiler!
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I have 3 bidets in my house. I carry wet wipes in my car and also have them at my office. But the wet wipes are a very distant second to the bidet.
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itt people who never learned how to wipe their own anooooses clean after pooping reveal themselves openly and proudly.
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can't fathom going down on a girl that uses a bidet or wet wipes.

That faint whiff of musk from a girl that only uses TP... hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

also one time i noticed there was an unusual mole/birth mark, 10 seconds later, it was gone!
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Originally Posted By Serenadium⏩
can't fathom going down on a girl that uses a bidet or wet wipes.

That faint whiff of musk from a girl that only uses TP... hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg

also one time i noticed there was an unusual mole/birth mark, 10 seconds later, it was gone!
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Just lol if you dont use baby wipes
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Originally Posted By niospecv⏩
I use both TP and wipes crew. Start off with the heavy lifting with TP, then deep cleaning with the wipes, dry off with TP again. Bung hole is clean.

Who wants to rim this hairy bung hole? (no homo, of course)
TP doesn't lift jack, it just spreads chit around. With a baby wipe, I can collect a big clump of chit in one wipe with how it actually cleans your Angus hole.
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