https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08JL9Z97C...t_details&th=1

So?

very well

Haram.

just ordered 10

Lmaooooooooooo that was quick.

I said stack up, not stacks of dildoes

Do you have some sort of alert notification for these threads? It seems impossible otherwise that you're always one of the first to comment.

Pretty spot on tbh

This Thing Almost Killed My Grandma

Ok. First off, THIS THING IS HUGE!!! I didn't realize it when ordering. But When every one left the house one day j decided to give it the old college try. The suction cup works well, I had it stuck to my bathroom door. Ok, so when trying to use this it was really bug and awkward. I was trying to back against it slowly letting my butt hole adjust to the massive width. I had my I-Pod Listening to "Eye of the Tiger" trying to get pumped for the whole thing. Well I didn't hear my grandmother come home early and apparently I was making some noise rocking back on this Mega-Dong mounted to the door, and singing along to The Theme Song to Rocky. Well my Grandma comes to investigate and jerk my door open, which snatched the toy out of my butt bringing my sphincter with it. My grandmother Freaks and Slams the Door which POWER DRIVES this thing is my anus all the way to the base. I'm Screaming in pain, and My grandmother is yelling holding her chest. Next thing I know she collapses. So there I am with a Bleeding, Prolapsed Butt hole and my grandma on the floor. I'm in so much pain and an freaking out worrying that I killed her. So I crawled over to her and pressed her life alert button to send the paramedics. one of which was a new guy and when I tried explaining the story he literally pissed himself laughing. Anyway they popped an ammonia capsule and brought my grandmother back. She seems ok but we haven't made eye contact for 3 weeks and my butt is a little worse for wear. And when I fart now, it sounds like a Peterbilt 379 releasing it's air breaks.

tours over

0.7 inches too short here with slight upward curve.


Guess I should rope.

ain't clicking that link. chit will start showing up on my recommendations. lmao.

I've ordered five now and it hasn't done that yet.

looks just like it but mines a lil girthier

Looked at the reviews

It’s just a bunch of homos saying that they were curious about getting their butt violated

7 inches is like 2 inches above average lol

go ahead and check that "smol eggroll" box for me

thanks

This is the misc we all have 7 inch dinks, make 7 figures and are at least 6’3 225lbs lean

feels

The last 1.5 inches is unusable it's what you hold on to

No choice on the poll for being bigger than this thing?




I'm laughing at the thought of someone sticking this to the lid of their toilet and then fukking their toilet like pictured

The 7.7 inch G-spot dildowith 5.8” insertable length

Miscers have a very strong reading comprehension.

I only gave it a quick glance : (

Surprised miscers haven't thrown a s**t storm at you from posting an uncircumcised cawk.