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post 1676419303 02-02-2023, 05:53 PM
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If Nicolas Cage had anger management issues

He'd be Nicolas Rage
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post 1676419533 02-02-2023, 05:56 PM
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If Nicolas Cage was a wizard


He'd be Nicolas Mage.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1676419673 02-02-2023, 05:59 PM
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If Nicholas Cage was an herb he’d be Nicholas Sage.
Nah bro I’m sweet.
post 1676419753 02-02-2023, 06:00 PM
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When Nicholas Cage gets older he'll be Nicholas Age
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post 1676419843 02-02-2023, 06:02 PM
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If Nicholas Cage starred in a full length Hollywood parody of his life called The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, he'd be Nicholas Cage.
post 1676419883 02-02-2023, 06:02 PM
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If Nicolas Cage was an officecel


He'd be Nicolas Wage.





If Nicolas Cage was a preworkout


He'd be Nicolas Craze.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1676420053 02-02-2023, 06:05 PM
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If Nicolas Cage had connections

He'd be Nicolas Backstage
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post 1676420243 02-02-2023, 06:07 PM
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If Nicholas Cage were a virus that infected bacteria, he'd be Nicholas ****e.
post 1676420953 02-02-2023, 06:19 PM
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If Nicholas Cage happened to stumble upon this thread and reply to OP, he would be Nicholas Engage
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post 1676420963 02-02-2023, 06:19 PM
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If Nicholas Cage was a woman, she'd be called Nicola Scage
post 1676421243 02-02-2023, 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted By pyrogen⏩
If Nicholas Cage happened to stumble upon this thread and reply to OP, he would be Nicholas Engage
If Nicolas Cage kept responding we could make this thread Nicolas Multipage
post 1676421653 02-02-2023, 06:31 PM
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If Nicholas Cage were a novel

He’d be Nicholas Page
Burn rubber, not your soul
post 1676422843 02-02-2023, 06:51 PM
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If Nicholas Cage were good with a shotgun, he'd be Nicholas 12 Gauge.
post 1676423373 02-02-2023, 07:01 PM
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If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he'd be Tom Booze
post 1676423383 02-02-2023, 07:02 PM
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If Nicolas Cage was a tradie


He'd be Nicolas Laze.
Sig line can't be a novel
post 1676423443 02-02-2023, 07:03 PM
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Nicolas Blaze
post 1676423463 02-02-2023, 07:03 PM
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If Nicholas Cage was a liberal he’d be a ****gett
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post 1676423593 02-02-2023, 07:06 PM
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If Nicolas Cage didn’t like pickles on his sandwich, he’d be Pickle-less Cage
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post 1676423773 02-02-2023, 07:09 PM
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If Nicolas Cage got punched in a fight he'd be Nicolas Dazed.
post 1676424523 02-02-2023, 07:18 PM
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If Nicolas Cage had a sex change he'd be Nicolas Page.
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post 1676424843 02-02-2023, 07:21 PM
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If Nicholas Cage was a cage he'd be Nicholas Jail.
post 1676426143 02-02-2023, 07:40 PM
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If Nicholas Cage did gay BDSM porn, he'd be Dickolass Cage
post 1676471163 02-03-2023, 12:49 PM
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If Nicolas Cage were irrelevant, he'd be Nicolas Backpage
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If Nicholas cage was a miscer


He’d be wincel
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If Nicolas Cage did Broadway, he'd be Nicolas Onstage
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post 1676472793 02-03-2023, 01:11 PM
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If Nicolas Cage got paid for being titillated until he laughed, he would be Ticklish Wage.
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If Nicholas Cage were a street dog, he'd be Nicholas Mange
money, cars, clothes and hoes is all a miscer knows
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If Nicole Cage was boosted, he'd be Nicolas Gauge
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If Nicholas Cage were a nazi, he'd be hung on a stage.
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If Nicholas Cage got drunk, hopped in his car and drove over everything, he would be Nicholas Rampage
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