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post 1676611243 02-05-2023, 03:50 PM
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To the miscers who’ve hooked up with a co-worker, how did it start?

I don’t want to get #MeTooed, but there’s so much prime sloots at the place I work. I wanna shoot my shot. How did you guys get your office fling started
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Where tf you work? Some minimum wage job
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Usually they search for me and add me on social media and then it’s on from there
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
Usually they search for me and add me on social media and then it’s on from there
What’s next after that? Do you DM them? Something like “Hey what’s up you sloot wanna grab drinks” or something

I might try adding some sloots at the place I work and see if they add me back and then DM them
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
Where tf you work? Some minimum wage job
No, I work at an IT company. Lots of fresh college grads and prime glow women
post 1676611763 02-05-2023, 04:02 PM
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I banged one coworker, and it was only the last night I was in town after I got a new job and was moving. We were both mid 20's and both pretty attractive, especially compared to the other coworkers. I was like the only dude who had any gains, at work.
One night our work group went out to a rodeo bar because a coworker won a free night there or something, and I was fukking drunk, tried to makeout with her while dancing with the group, she dodged out of it lol. Then like an hour later we were alone ordering a drink, and we started making out. Then we're in an uber with 2 other coworkers, shes trying to grab my dink lol. Eventually I go back to her place and end up not boning, just sleeping next to her.
Last night in town we drink with all the coworker friends, and eventually its just me and her, we makeout at a bar again then go back to her place. Bone a few times, then really never talked to her much after.
Felt good though
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
What’s next after that? Do you DM them? Something like “Hey what’s up you sloot wanna grab drinks” or something

I might try adding some sloots at the place I work and see if they add me back and then DM them
With a coworker I never do directly like that. Usually I comment on a story or they comment on something of mine

For me my profile and stories are set up pretty well that they’re very easy to interact with, for someone to make a comment or ask me about something, and they showcase my lifestyle: fitness / going out / food etc.

From there just make convo, you instantly stand out from other guys cause you’re a coworker - but you stand out from coworkers because you know about her personal life

Then I take them out, usually gym or drinks

Have smashed 6 coworkers total LOL
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Most people meet at work
post 1676613403 02-05-2023, 04:30 PM
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innocent happy hour. then i gave her a ride back to her car which was at the office garage. then we suddenly drunk kissed in my car and went back to my place. and the affair continued for a year and a half in secret sneaking around so nobody would know which made it even more thrilling and exciting. the sex was incredible. she was the best man.
post 1676613503 02-05-2023, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
With a coworker I never do directly like that. Usually I comment on a story or they comment on something of mine

For me my profile and stories are set up pretty well that they’re very easy to interact with, for someone to make a comment or ask me about something, and they showcase my lifestyle: fitness / going out / food etc.

From there just make convo, you instantly stand out from other guys cause you’re a coworker - but you stand out from coworkers because you know about her personal life

Then I take them out, usually gym or drinks

Have smashed 6 coworkers total LOL
That’s actually super smart. I have to get my Instagram and ******** game on point because I barely post.

Im just wondering how you steer the convo in the DM’s to agreeing to a time and place to hangout

I can reply to a co-workers story, but just need to find an excuse for me to invite her to drinks
post 1676613833 02-05-2023, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted By jonmcd46⏩
I banged one coworker, and it was only the last night I was in town after I got a new job and was moving. We were both mid 20's and both pretty attractive, especially compared to the other coworkers. I was like the only dude who had any gains, at work.
One night our work group went out to a rodeo bar because a coworker won a free night there or something, and I was fukking drunk, tried to makeout with her while dancing with the group, she dodged out of it lol. Then like an hour later we were alone ordering a drink, and we started making out. Then we're in an uber with 2 other coworkers, shes trying to grab my dink lol. Eventually I go back to her place and end up not boning, just sleeping next to her.
Last night in town we drink with all the coworker friends, and eventually its just me and her, we makeout at a bar again then go back to her place. Bone a few times, then really never talked to her much after.
Felt good though
Damn I can’t even imagine co-workers going out to the bars in a group at the place I work. Everybody just comes in, clocks in, does their work, clocks out and leaves.
post 1676613893 02-05-2023, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
That’s actually super smart. I have to get my Instagram and ******** game on point because I barely post.

Im just wondering how you steer the convo in the DM’s to agreeing to a time and place to hangout

I can reply to a co-workers story, but just need to find an excuse for me to invite her to drinks
invite out a bunch of co-workers together for a post work Friday happy hour close to the office. then make your move over drinks. but it must happen organically. invite a bunch out so it looks innocent.
post 1676613973 02-05-2023, 04:37 PM
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Originally Posted By GordonXXX⏩
innocent happy hour. then i gave her a ride back to her car which was at the office garage. then we suddenly drunk kissed in my car and went back to my place. and the affair continued for a year and a half in secret sneaking around so nobody would know which made it even more thrilling and exciting. the sex was incredible. she was the best man.
How did you invite her to happy hour?
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
How did you invite her to happy hour?
i organized a happy hour with a bunch of us from the office but with my eye on her. at the end of the night i said - i wish you guys weren't all leaving - i'd love to go to XYZ next. she looked at me and said - i'll go to XYZ with you - and it was game on. now remember, i'm charming, good looking, and successful. you can't be a schmo and expect to win. get your shiit together.
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Messaged eachother on teams, we talked via group chat then she dm’d me on teams, chatted a bit of chit then a few days later she come over mine after work.

I tried to be careful about what I said on teams, didn’t wanna get in trouble. Was difficult when I ghosted her after banging her lol
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
No, I work at an IT company. Lots of fresh college grads and prime glow women
Mirin hard srs. I'd love to be surrounded by prime glow

Be a chad, have a good social media profile and bitches will come to you
post 1676614233 02-05-2023, 04:41 PM
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
That’s actually super smart. I have to get my Instagram and ******** game on point because I barely post.

Im just wondering how you steer the convo in the DM’s to agreeing to a time and place to hangout

I can reply to a co-workers story, but just need to find an excuse for me to invite her to drinks
This was with one of the coworkers I smashed and regularly do when I want / if I hit her up



Her story was something like a gym selfie and saying leg day is her favorite day

This is also where it benefits you to be constantly improving yourself, the “higher value” you are the easier the girl makes it for you
post 1676614713 02-05-2023, 04:47 PM
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Originally Posted By Sevenlionz⏩
This was with one of the coworkers I smashed and regularly do when I want / if I hit her up

Her story was something like a gym selfie and saying leg day is her favorite day

This is also where it benefits you to be constantly improving yourself, the “higher value” you are the easier the girl makes it for you
Damn bruh that was too easy. Literally took 1 message and the chick said she wants to go to the gym with you in the very next message. Is your Instagram on point? Are you a giga-Chad?

And did you talk/flirt with this chick in the office before you DM’d her or was this the first convo?

I feel like before I even attempt to do this strategy I have to flirt with the chick in the office for a bit
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In my situation, it started when I was leaving my desk and re-tucking my shirt in. I unbuckled my belt and unzipped my pants as I was about to head out for lunch. Right then, my coworker (who I only spoke to a couple of times before) was walking up to my desk. She was tall, didn’t have tits, slim waist but a big ass. She always wore tight dresses too. Just as she walked up, my dink slipped out between my boxer’s slit. It all happened so fast but i rushed to tuck it in and along with my shirt. She just kind of stood there in shock, 1) because she just saw a penis and 2) it was a big penis. She said something like, ‘Well I know what I’m having for lunch.’ Less than 30 minutes later, we were in a small spare room in the mail department where i proceeded to smash the life out of her angus.
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dont do it if you value the job.

not telling you how it started so you don;t get ideas
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
Mirin hard srs. I'd love to be surrounded by prime glow

Be a chad, have a good social media profile and bitches will come to you
Definitely need to get my social media on point by posting more. And I feel like bitches won’t make the first move, especially to another co-worker. I’ll have to make the first move but it’s tough treading in 2023
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She was measuring something with a ruler and when I walked past her she smacked my ass with it ded fukn srs. I was 23-24 she was a few years older taiwanese sloot with the best htc ass I've ever seen on an Asian even though she was skinny overall.

We hung out and smooched soon after then the next time she invited me over to her place she was wearing a tank top with no bra and panties nothing else. She was highlighting passages from her bible at that time and it was maybe an hour later she was telling me to bust inside her because she can't get preggo due to too many abortions.
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It started with a whisper
That was when i kissed her
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Unless you're in some low tier retail job......do not do it. Srs, vry srs.
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
Damn I can’t even imagine co-workers going out to the bars in a group at the place I work. Everybody just comes in, clocks in, does their work, clocks out and leaves.
Yeah I got lucky, it was an entry level job requiring a college degree, we had old fuks but not in my group. Government job, and we had to travel across the country for a 6 month school, staying in nice hotels downtown and getting rental cars. I was fresh out of college, and a bro. it was obvious to me that if any coworkers were gonna fuk anyone at work, it was probably gonna be me.
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Originally Posted By ZoomerBrah⏩
Definitely need to get my social media on point by posting more. And I feel like bitches won’t make the first move, especially to another co-worker. I’ll have to make the first move but it’s tough treading in 2023
No they do, I've fukd coworkers before. Majority of the females gave obvious signals and approached me. I fuk'd a female manager at the christmas party, she started dancing with me, we kiss and i take her home lol

If you lookmax and have a decent profile that's gonna put your life on ez mode. That should be your focus for now. Hire a photographer if you have to (srs)
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Technically not "hook-up" but I ended up dating her...which lead to sex lol.

I trolled her in the break room one day and it just progressed from there. This was my job at Starcucks, not some office job or corporate job though.

Personally wouldn't risk it unless you don't plan on a future at your current place of employment.
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My co-workers that pull a lot of girls, the girls gravitate towards them. They talk to them and ask for their social media, etc. If you're not attractive then don't even try because you'll get accused of sexual harassment.
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You just hang out with them. Tell them you want to take them to a cool lunch spot. Then when you have a few lunch dates together ask her out after work. Then it's on like donkey #meetoo.
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