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Thread: It's Monday misc. Did you start your week off with a powerful dump or constipated?

post 1676657603 02-06-2023, 08:29 AM
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It's Monday misc. Did you start your week off with a powerful dump or constipated?

It's like a weekly groundhog day.

If you drop a powerful deuce in the morning, you'll have a great week.
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post 1676657943 02-06-2023, 08:34 AM
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well...it seemed like constipated but i got it all out

kinda needed to take a break after that one

I did the whole birth contraction thing

it was painful bruh
post 1676658253 02-06-2023, 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted By TitsAlternative⏩
well...it seemed like constipated but i got it all out

kinda needed to take a break after that one

I did the whole birth contraction thing

it was painful bruh
Fuarrkkk, are you taking creatine chits? Mirin' your energy dump.
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post 1676658423 02-06-2023, 08:42 AM
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Originally Posted By cobhc⏩
Fuarrkkk, are you taking creatine chits? Mirin' your energy dump.
naw but i ate steak 2 days in a row

gonna have a bad time
post 1676658443 02-06-2023, 08:42 AM
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Took two massive ****s so far this morning!
My week gunna be glorious
post 1676658493 02-06-2023, 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted By userCMNWN6Z4V3S⏩
Took two massive ****s so far this morning!
My week gunna be glorious
Fuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkkk

Spread that good energy my bro
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post 1676658583 02-06-2023, 08:45 AM
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I'll let this thread I made this morning do the talking... *ahem*


https://forum.obnoxiousbrutes.com/showt...hp?t=182820043
post 1676658643 02-06-2023, 08:46 AM
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Been taking a dump for 20 mins now, 2 flusher so far. Its like rabbit pellets. Musta been the meat pasta last night fuark.
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
Been taking a dump for 20 mins now, 2 flusher so far. Its like rabbit pellets. Musta been the meat pasta last night fuark.
Awwfukbye those are terrible.
post 1676658923 02-06-2023, 08:49 AM
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Took a monster dump that started a legitimate fight with the gf because it smelled so bad.

She ran around spraying lysol and lighting candles. Gagged a bit.

Thought her stuffed up nose would cover it. Thought wrong.


Made and ate this all last night for supporting material: 1lb double burger melt w/ onions, american and gouda. Caeser Salad with bacon, Whole tub of ice cream, 3 beers, and a couple random chocolates.
post 1676658953 02-06-2023, 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted By AlwaysFocus⏩
Been taking a dump for 20 mins now, 2 flusher so far. Its like rabbit pellets. Musta been the meat pasta last night fuark.
Make it a 3 flusher and you'll have a glorious week my bro.
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post 1676659373 02-06-2023, 08:56 AM
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Originally Posted By HTDG⏩
Took a monster dump that started a legitimate fight with the gf because it smelled so bad.

She ran around spraying lysol and lighting candles. Gagged a bit.

Thought her stuffed up nose would cover it. Thought wrong.


Made and ate this all last night for supporting material: 1lb double burger melt w/ onions, american and gouda. Caeser Salad with bacon, Whole tub of ice cream, 3 beers, and a couple random chocolates.
Something tells me you're going to acquire massive gains/wealth this week.
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post 1676659613 02-06-2023, 09:00 AM
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Originally Posted By HTDG⏩
Took a monster dump that started a legitimate fight with the gf because it smelled so bad.

She ran around spraying lysol and lighting candles. Gagged a bit.

Thought her stuffed up nose would cover it. Thought wrong.


Made and ate this all last night for supporting material: 1lb double burger melt w/ onions, american and gouda. Caeser Salad with bacon, Whole tub of ice cream, 3 beers, and a couple random chocolates.
If only this happened on valentine's day.
post 1676659763 02-06-2023, 09:02 AM
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been on dat dere beef burgers/steaks whole weekend

had a little rabbit sht this morning LOL it's over for me
You can't fight fate
post 1676660223 02-06-2023, 09:09 AM
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No poopie this morning, but yesterday morning I had a chit so big I got birth contractions, also has to cut it with the plunger to flush. I think my intestines are on strike.
post 1676660273 02-06-2023, 09:10 AM
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Had a good one after my morning coffee
post 1676660303 02-06-2023, 09:10 AM
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Poop three times a day crew.

Poop is never diarrhea crew.
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Originally Posted By CeBKa⏩
been on dat dere beef burgers/steaks whole weekend

had a little rabbit sht this morning LOL it's over for me
Sevka, go make 2 cups of grechka and report back.
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post 1676660423 02-06-2023, 09:12 AM
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Originally Posted By hendrixfreak70⏩
Poop three times a day crew.

Poop is never diarrhea crew.
Psyllium husk crew, usually have 3 perfect logs first thing in the morning.
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Every morning at 6:30 like clockwork, I exorcise my rectal demons. I have not fertilized the ferns elsewhere for many, many years. I violate 1 singular toilet.

What a way to start the day.

When I was younger, my diet was horrendous resulting in excruciating IBS symptoms. Having to take a gigantic, nuclear, heinous schit was a fukingemergency. Not knowing when and where you'd find a toilet to unload your ungodly sewage mess in resulted in perpetual fecal anxiety.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
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*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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post 1676660993 02-06-2023, 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted By lightsarefallin⏩
Every morning at 6:30 like clockwork, I exorcise my rectal demons. I have not fertilized the ferns elsewhere for many, many years. I violate 1 singular toilet.

What a way to start the day.

When I was younger, my diet was horrendous resulting in excruciating IBS symptoms. Having to take a gigantic, nuclear, heinous schit was a fukingemergency. Not knowing when and where you'd find a toilet to unload your ungodly sewage mess in resulted in perpetual fecal anxiety.
This post is literally poetry bro.
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