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post 1677168983 02-14-2023, 04:57 AM
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you walk into the gym and see this, wut do? (pic)

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post 1677169183 02-14-2023, 05:03 AM
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stick my penor inside her cuz i'm the fooking alpha male
post 1677169293 02-14-2023, 05:06 AM
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go up to her, then lean into her ear and whisper "repped"
7. Goals in life:
1. Phuck a girl from every country.
2. Impregnate foreign sloots and flee the country
3. Achieve spiritual/physical and sexual enlightenment
4. Live in Tuscany. There I will share a passionate encounter with an olived skinned, curly haired, italian goddess
5. Learn Spanish/Italian/Russian and Arabic
6. Become a buddhist monk and go awol in the Himalayan mountains
7. Live in Egypt for a year, where I would spend many nights plowing the allah out of Egyptian goddesses
post 1677169413 02-14-2023, 05:13 AM
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Pull my cock out and start tugging

post 1677169583 02-14-2023, 05:21 AM
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Completely ignore her as she does more and more desperate things to get my attention. Eventually she'll just start sucking my dick on the spot
post 1677169963 02-14-2023, 05:35 AM
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Look for her phone that's recording and stay the hell away so I don't get labelled a creep.
post 1677170023 02-14-2023, 05:36 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Look for her phone that's recording and stay the hell away so I don't get labelled a creep.
Beta AF

A real man would go over there and sniff that chit

post 1677170123 02-14-2023, 05:40 AM
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“Ummm, excuse me. Ma’am……Ma’am. On this machine you can adjust the arms so that you can work both inner and outer thighs from a seated position.”

Proceed to show her how to properly use the machine.


“ i'm heading to bed now. If you have any other questions feel free to shoot me a DM and i will get back to ya first thing in the morning i won't be able to monitor the gym anymore, so if any of these knuckleheads give you a hard time let me know and i will deal with it *pinky promise* goodnight m'lady.”
post 1677170243 02-14-2023, 05:42 AM
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Ask her wtf she’s doing in my garage then check her temperature with my meat thermometer
I loe e.
post 1677172053 02-14-2023, 06:37 AM
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She knows how the machine is supposed to be used. She just wants attention so she can complain about creeps starring at her and get 15,000 likes on her little Tiktok video.

Western females gonna western
Cook the man some eggs!
post 1677172133 02-14-2023, 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted By jtaylor2010⏩
“Ummm, excuse me. Ma’am……Ma’am. On this machine you can adjust the arms so that you can work both inner and outer thighs from a seated position.”

Proceed to show her how to properly use the machine.


“ i'm heading to bed now. If you have any other questions feel free to shoot me a DM and i will get back to ya first thing in the morning i won't be able to monitor the gym anymore, so if any of these knuckleheads give you a hard time let me know and i will deal with it *pinky promise* goodnight m'lady.”
yeah, came in to post this. she's using her body weight to move the weights. It's painful to watch such piss poor form.
post 1677172163 02-14-2023, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
She knows how the machine is supposed to be used. She just wants attention so she can complain about creeps starring at her and get 15,000 likes on her little Tiktok video.

Western females gonna western
piss into the wind, prince charming. if you hate the west, don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way to glorious china.
post 1677172453 02-14-2023, 06:47 AM
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Originally Posted By WoofieNugget⏩
Look for her phone that's recording and stay the hell away so I don't get labelled a creep.
%100 agreed…whenever a sloot comes over and works out near me I finish my set and leave for another part of the gym so I don’t get #MeToo against me.
post 1677173643 02-14-2023, 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted By maori-rap⏩
She knows how the machine is supposed to be used. She just wants attention so she can complain about creeps starring at her and get 15,000 likes on her little Tiktok video.

Western females gonna western
This

With that being said, I'd stay far away so not to get put on blast and made out to be a creep, when in actuality she instigated it all by enticing me with that arse pumping in the air lol
IG: @Gains_Marathon
post 1677173673 02-14-2023, 07:13 AM
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Sniff real hard.
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post 1677173833 02-14-2023, 07:17 AM
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I tell her to stop sexually assaulting that machine and I step in to defend it because that's a forcible felony
Would kick em in the nuts
post 1677173863 02-14-2023, 07:17 AM
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Going FERAL mode
post 1677173943 02-14-2023, 07:18 AM
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post 1677174263 02-14-2023, 07:24 AM
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pass by to see if I can smell anything radiating out
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post 1677175263 02-14-2023, 07:48 AM
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Give a disapproving scowl, take a big sniff, and proceed to workout.
I'm back, bitches!
post 1677175283 02-14-2023, 07:49 AM
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Instead of a 'Lunk Alarm' gyms need a 'Whore!' alarm.
Short cuts to success are often paved with lies.
1/13/16: Massive hernia.
5/10/16: Finally back to lifting, light but improving.

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post 1677175423 02-14-2023, 07:53 AM
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Originally Posted By gbullock32⏩
Instead of a 'Lunk Alarm' gyms need a 'Whore!' alarm.
this is actually a good idea ... or a social media / selfie alarm
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post 1677175553 02-14-2023, 07:57 AM
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Tap on shoulder. Say “excuse me.” Sit in chair. Wink.
post 1677175633 02-14-2023, 07:59 AM
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Keep on walking and get on with my day. I do not see the appeal of wide ass crack.
post 1677175653 02-14-2023, 08:00 AM
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find 50 lb dumbell hit her over the head with it then drag to my car and proceed to read bible verses to
post 1677175983 02-14-2023, 08:06 AM
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Keep a respectable distance, not maintain any eye contact, but sniffmaxx hard asFWARKwith the force of 100,000 decommissioned, retired, sensory-overloaded, career coke-sniffing police drug canines.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
post 1677176053 02-14-2023, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Mikuljordan⏩
Beta AF

A real man would go over there and sniff that chit



man I remember that one ho Lee fook lmao
post 1677176083 02-14-2023, 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted By Procta⏩
this is actually a good idea ... or a social media / selfie alarm
Gyms should just all install video disabling equipment so nobody can film anymore. It's destroying the gym environment.
post 1677176093 02-14-2023, 08:07 AM
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If it was today, I go do my front lever stuff and stretches.
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post 1677177093 02-14-2023, 08:26 AM
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Sniff as hard as I can and pray Joey Swoll got my back
UK/SWISS CREW
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